Sword vs Coke

May 13, 2025 9:16 PM

That's not a sword. That is what we call a sword shaped object. Mild steel at best, probably a tin alloy. No distal taper, no hardening, no edge bevel.

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Hey, leave that Diet Coke alone. People need it.

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*sword shaped object

That isn't a sword.

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American steel folded 0 times!

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The importance of edge alignment. Quote stolen for the various sword YouTube channels

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I give you my blade... I give you my axe... And I give you my diet coke bottle.

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Now do it with a real sword

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so he brought a blunt metal scrap shaped like a katana & pretend it's a sword swinging it at a full bottle of coke? hmm okay...

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that looks like some fairly thin sheet metal made with either a softer display metal, or some shitty iron(?) swung at a slightly off angle or something

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gotta watch that diet soda stuff it will kill ya

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His nemesis

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"A dull blade is more dangerous than a sharp one." Another myth perpetrated by Big Soda

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You wouldn't download a sword...

* What happens when you download a sword*

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Tons of ppl would download a sword.. and get exactly that result!

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This blade....will not keel

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While you were practicing the blade I was guzzling liters of Diet Coke. We are not the same.

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See, it's not a sword, it's a ssword The extra "s" is for "shitty"

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You meant to say 'shword'.

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sheet metal cutout vs coke.

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The Coke is mightier than the sword

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The Penis mightier than the S word.

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People talking about the "edge alignment" and folding style. No one's mentioning that the fucking Coke is *highly pressurized*? There's a reason Sword demonstration channels fill these with WATER

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Kung Fu: Enter the Fizzst.

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"Oriental"-store-at-the-mall impulse buy

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I have a suspicion that sword is not a Hattori Hanzo sword

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It's a Masamune

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It is at least folded once, around the Coke Bottle.

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No, but it's made from the finest Chinesium.

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That's not the issue. The problem is it's a Hattori Hanzo Diet Coke

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I do not see a sword in this gif.

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Might want to slow it down. It's kind of the whole point of this gif.

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The sword is probably weak AF, but the technique is wrong, too. You don't want to just strike the object with the sharp edge. You want to drag the sharp edge along the object. Good technique could cut the bottle even with a crap sword.

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Ahem that’s actually a diet sword

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Hey, you pay $50 for a sword, you get a $50 sword

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What's a reasonable price for a usable sword?

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If we're talking entry level stuff, maybe a couple hundred bucks.

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I'm surprised it didn't shatter. Cheapos manytimes do.

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Shattering would imply it was hardened in some way, or maybe cast. This one was prolly stamped from cheap steel and sent as is. Funny to see it bend like that, though. I've seen tougher aluminum

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The cheap ones usually are cast because neat ornamental arts etc. Cast and chromed.

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You wouldn't think cola could damage any type of blade. It's a soft drink, after all.

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Light soft

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…I like you

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So glad you've finally come back from buying that pack of cigarettes.

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You sir, have outshone us all

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Enough coke will make any sword floppy, according to the documentary Boogie Nights.

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Bravo

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Yeah, but if you fold it a thousand times, even the softest drink becomes a deadly weapon!

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Ba-dum tsssss

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Love it!

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Probably a wall hanger. Don't get me wrong, wall hangers are fine and can be fun to have, I have a few. They just aren't capable of anything.

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Massive difference between ornamental and practical.

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I have a chrome steel replica of Raiden's katana from MGR at home. Ironically quite the opposite, it's absolutely blunt, would never cut that bottle, but it's so heavy and hard you could probably dent someone's skull in with it.

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I got a few too. Never had any that would be that badly damaged from that tho.

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You can cut through a plastic milk bottle with a blunt sword, we did it with 2mm edge. Of course the angle had to be just right

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hey thats what my mom said about her kids!

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I remember buying a $60 katana in grade seven from ebay and my friends and I did the dumbest shit with it including cutting up a log for firewood and somehow it never broke or deformed. Was pretty sketchy watching the blade flex and kinda bounce when you stuck it into the wood but it cut it up pretty decently considering

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My friend also had a katana from some random store at the mall and we used it to smash open a birthday pinata

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plot twist, it was an original hattori hanzo sword which is why it was so strong

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Authentic katanas have soft spines. If your tried that with a real katana, it would eventually look like the one in the video.

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I have Jim Sakais tanto and katana from Ghost of Tsushima. They are so nice but yea wall hangers. The tanto sits in front of a statue of Sylvanas beside my TV.

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Jim Sakai... lol. Been playing through Ghost for the first time. It's awesome

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Stupid autocorrect! Ghost was so good, when I beat it I started over right away on the hardest setting, you could only take 1-2 hits. Some of the duels were almost impossible. It felt really good to beat it.

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They make good bases for fire swords

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They usually have rat-tail tangs (if any) so I'd avoid swinging them around unmodified unless you don't mind the small chance of randomly impaling something from a distance

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We have a guy for tha- oh it’s you. You’re the guy.

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Oh, that song takes me back. Time to download it to my phone.

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While a real-deal nihonto can easily slice through multiple, plastic Coke bottles, there are real limits to how that type of blade can be used.

Chopping is not ideal for any nihonto.

There was a competition on cable TV where various blade experts where brought to complete an obstacle course consisting of cutting apart a wood crate, bamboo poles, swinging watermelons, free hanging tuna carcasses, and then blocks of ice.

One contestant w/ a genuine nihonto, 400 years old, struggled with the …

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wood crate a bit but sailed through most everything after, was seriously stymied by the blocks of ice.

He got through them, but his blade became badly bent in many areas. It was such a shame to see a 400 year old sword utterly ruined.

The winner was a bladesmith who came with a knife that was basically an elongated cleaver. It could get through the slicing tasks passably, but absolutely cremated any task requiring chopping tough or hard objects.

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This does thise all well and keeps its edge quite good. Also easy to sharpen. Basically an elongated cleaver. I recommend it, if in need for just one tool for such tasks. https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/varusteleka-skrama-240-carbon-steel/30189?option=28025

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I think carbon steel is what chef's swear is the best.

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The GOAT of the Japanese Samurai, Musashi, is legendary for one of his duels to the death with another trained swordsman.

As he was paddling across the lake to get to the place of the duel, he contemplated a surprise tactic. To use the stout, double bladed, wooden oar as his weapon.

His opponent, expecting a sword fight, couldn’t handle the oar, which could block his katana blows and then follow with a lightning club strike from the other end

Musashi proceeded to club his opponent to death

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"Oar you enjoying our duel?" ~Musashi

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In those earlier days, Samurai did not carry two swords — the daisho (one long, one short) — for combat.

It is said that after his victory with the paddle, Musashi, formulated the concept of the daisho, for his next duel. His next opponent trained to defend against clubs, but then Musashi sliced him to shreds with dual swords of intermediate length but which could be maneuvered with extreme speed.

The lessons the stories of Musashi are intended to convey are that improvisation and …

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resourcefulness in adapting are more powerful weapons than any sword.

It is a huge deal for Japanese lore to depict the nihonto as taking a backseat to anything else.

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