The Warhammer Scroll of truth

Mar 22, 2018 9:41 AM

Nyehhh!! stupid scroll

No stupid scroll is going to tell me how to live my life!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay but PLASTIC SISTERS OF BATTLE.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"Hey let's play with our minis!" 3hrs of assembling later - "Hey, let's order more minis!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, how long has there been water?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've got minis from Bones 2 and 3 Kickstarters to paint with Bones 4 on the way. Send help. And more paint.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a DM, I have this same problem, especially since each mini represents something else the group can encounter.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's true, I have like, hundreds of unpainted models. Bloody Warlord Games, selling 40 odd models for the price of five from GW

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Greymarines are great. They come in already painted.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Painted minis are one of the few things I dont downvote in user sub

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But have you SEEN the new Knight Castellan???

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I NEED IT IN MY LIFE!!!!! @w@ or my army, either way.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plastic. Sisters. P L A S T I C S I S T E R S.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am pleased that your faith has been rewarded, and I would not like to be your wallet on release day :P

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds an awful lot like heresy, and not the good type of heresy with tentacles and dubstep.

8 years ago | Likes 345 Dislikes 2

DID SOMEBODY SAY HERESY

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slaaneshi heretic!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I think you meant.... hentai?

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Heresy, yes.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Claptrap dubstep, one of the true terrors of the galaxy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

That is a beautiful reaction gif, I'm definitely taking it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

This works for my D&D painting obsession...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not truthful, that's a lie! *sobs over the unpainted army when new models are released*

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

The hardest truth of them all.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn tyrannids.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*Cries in Imperial Guard*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They don't call it plastic crack for nothing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My bank balance agrees, but damn, those new rules/models/paints must be purchased in the name of the God-Emperor.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I do love my shelf of bases coated items.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My DM!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FUCK. I just remembered I need to buy new brushes to paint my minis.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And in other news NEW MODELS CONING SOON

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So fucking correct sometimes I wonder whether my hobby is in fact BUYING miniatures, not paint them

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or assembling.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Speak da tru tru

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean... that's sorta what I do anyways o.O

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are minis?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look up Warhammer or Reaper Minis. They're plastic figures that get used in games like 40k and Dungeons and Dragons.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

short for Miniatures, plastic (or resin/metal) figurines used as game pieces for wargaming

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The age of sigmar took the wind out of my collecting sail, especially because the fantasy before that was about huge blocks of infantry.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

AoS killed my relationship with Games Workshop. But Now I'm addicted to Warlord Games' Hail Casear range. Giant Pikemen Units are life

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's okay. Move to historical Napoleonics. All the mass blocks of infantry you could ever want!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And AoS is currently going strong and growing, and fixing the mistakes of the initial release. The new Aelves look amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I have so many Doorfs and I can't do anything with them now. Fuck Age of Smegmar.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you know that one of the top army lists right now involves 2 blocks of 30 ironbreakers and is a full dwarf list?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well that means I can probably sell them then. I don't have that many Ironbreakers and I'd rather not give GW even more money lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neither do I but my point was that in AoS Dwarves are not pigeon holed into siege lists, which was a thing in 8th.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I miss old warhammer. I love massive battles not skirmishes of overpowered heroes.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The game scales well and large games really require huge blocks of troops to hold objectives.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree with you... alot.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Age of Sigmar gutted my relationship with Warhammer and GW in general. I loved WHFB, the lore most of all, and to have it all destroyed ->

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The Primaris thing seems like Age of Sigmar Lite. They prob wanted a huge retcon like WHFB but cuz of the backlash it'll be incremental

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That, and the fact that Primaris look stupid as hell IMHO, has kept me from enjoying 40k anymore as well, aye. :/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't mind the new minis, but I hate the lore-breaking retcons GW did to introduce them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-> was more than I could bear. It still saddens and infuriates me.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Me too man. The lore was amazing and coupled to a game of great depth. Much sad.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't stop buying them though. i have so many projects my life is spiraling out of control send help

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Stick to three. Limit the amount of space they take up to a container or closet.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm at... about a dozen

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s not easy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just bought $200 worth of star wars legion... help me!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bought a 3d printer so I can make my own minis. I don't have the modeling skills yet, but thank the emperor, Thingiverse exists.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

quick! pack all you unpainted stuff in a box and send it to me before its too late!

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

It's all Death Guard lmao

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well you're in luck then. Put them in a bucket and take a dump in it. Instant death guard paint job.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least it's not smurfs

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hire someone to paint them?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am that person that gets paid to paint lol

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

well this took a turn

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woops!

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