Oct 14, 2017 11:33 AM
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dowingba
At least you have pockets.
Pendryn
I always end up taking my wallet back out to make sure I got my card back.
TheSkepticDyslexicNihilist
I do this while waiting for my change. Than just shove the change in my front pocket and sort it later.
BoxesofFoxes
Are you hiring in Central Mass?
No, we're literally just below the Mason Dixon line
CorneliusCornwall
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
nivlag
This.
ImaginaryShadow
http://imgur.com/Ke5yo
nihilistdad
Never happened to me, not once. I pay with my card 4-5 times per day.
paulio101
If I put the card in my cell phone pocket, the phone case's edge pulls it next time I pull out my phone and throws it on the ground.
swicks
Why aren't card/chip readers standardized?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
They're supposed to be. A biz auto loses a chargeback if the card had chip but biz didnt have chip reader. No one cares
It costs a fair amount of money to change readers to recognize the data/message request to card issuers
bobbot
This is why I hate the chip. I had a system. Swipe, put away, swipe another day. Now I have to wait (and make the line wait too)
Doesn't matter, if your card passes LUHN validation and actually exists, well, you're paying the bill
someHiddenStuff
I get my card out of my wallet beforehand to prepare then put it back in my wallet without thinking and put the wallet back in my pocket
AlwaysUpvotePizza
@OP: what's your take on the equifax hack? any suggestions on what to do if compromised that you haven't heard people talking a lot about?
That's after a payment is made/approved. My suggestion is to change all passwords to login websites and ask for a new CC#
Pendragon91
I put my wallet back and then put the card in the pocket outside the wallet so I end up losing the card when I change pants
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Foxyrain
Omg mine too! It's so annoying!
Imjusthereforthecomments
Same... that and my ID when I go out.
betyouwontpussy
I’ve done this at least 7 times in the last 5 years... I’m a slow learner.
Cormackie
Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.
TKBold
...I fucking KNEW I couldn't be the only one that does this!!
My husband does this but then he'll just stick his card in his pocket or wherever and it gets lost. He does it constantly.
drewcrosby
It's a good habit to have. It makes you less likely to lose your wallet.
MaddPainting
I dont do that.... sounds unnecessary.
sabarishshakthi7
Same here!
FosterFox
And that's why I use tap
FamousOnce
Buggered if I'd hand my card over to anyone. It stays firmly in my hand.
dweebur
Are you in programming, manufacturing, sales? Do you know any stats on hacking/business fraud?
Stats; no. But I do know PHP and Javascript and support API for a CC payment gateway
3654798521
I have a question. Any way to stop my purchase from appearing on my statement, you know, after I have purchased an item? my stomach thanks u
That's up to the business. They have to initiate the transaction
Also, don't initiate the purchase at all.
LosPer
We are conditioned to keep wallet sheathed at all times....
HostMigrationPleaseWait
i do this every single time
thisisananonymoususernamehaha
Why is the fee for businesses higher when the card is manually entered vs swiped/chiped?
NeatoBuilds
Because they have to do it manually?
PoopSpirit
Higher risk of fraud because they may not physically have the card? recoup costs of the extra risk.
jtearly
This guy gets it.
It's card not present versus card present. Track data helps show the issuer it was not a stolen/invalid card
Thank you!
SupposablyPersnickity
I did this the other day and instantly confirmed my idiocy with an audible, “What the fuck is wrong with me?!” There were stares. Face red.
EvilKam
Thank god, I was afraid I was the only one who did shit this stupid.
amishcannoli
Don't worry man, we're all doing dumb ass shit all the time.
Stewker
This actually worked out for me REALLY well one time in Vegas. Lost my wallet after a long night, but ended up with my license in my pocket!
Cartoones
All. The. Time.
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
"A man should not lend his wife nor his gun, ever; and should keep his wallet & keys at pockets all the time." Fool is you lose any.
How do you drive if your keys are in your pocket? There seems to be some logistical problems with this theory.
DancingBehindTheSpotLight
I always do this when I'm really drunk. So when I wake up with my card in another pocket than my wallet. I know I spent to much money.
STGxDante
Now I just hold my wallet out and open all awkwardly
DrWibbler
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Antities
It's a troll.
I feel like you're trying to make a joke of some sort... but nobody gets it.
I don't even understand your view troll
illogicalphallusies
in canada you 'swipe' your own credit card, because they all have chip/pin. that way nobody can steal it
maito
Oh my sweet summer child..
Dreigiau
in the US you almost always swipe/insert your own card, with the exception of sit-down restaurants.
It's almost a standard in the US. That's why it's EMV, EURO, Mastercard/Visa = EMV
lol at "standard".
WHAT is ISO?
International ....
dowingba
At least you have pockets.
Pendryn
I always end up taking my wallet back out to make sure I got my card back.
TheSkepticDyslexicNihilist
I do this while waiting for my change. Than just shove the change in my front pocket and sort it later.
BoxesofFoxes
Are you hiring in Central Mass?
iliketopostrandomgifs
No, we're literally just below the Mason Dixon line
CorneliusCornwall
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
nivlag
This.
ImaginaryShadow
http://imgur.com/Ke5yo
nihilistdad
Never happened to me, not once. I pay with my card 4-5 times per day.
paulio101
If I put the card in my cell phone pocket, the phone case's edge pulls it next time I pull out my phone and throws it on the ground.
swicks
Why aren't card/chip readers standardized?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
They're supposed to be. A biz auto loses a chargeback if the card had chip but biz didnt have chip reader. No one cares
iliketopostrandomgifs
It costs a fair amount of money to change readers to recognize the data/message request to card issuers
bobbot
This is why I hate the chip. I had a system. Swipe, put away, swipe another day. Now I have to wait (and make the line wait too)
iliketopostrandomgifs
Doesn't matter, if your card passes LUHN validation and actually exists, well, you're paying the bill
someHiddenStuff
I get my card out of my wallet beforehand to prepare then put it back in my wallet without thinking and put the wallet back in my pocket
AlwaysUpvotePizza
@OP: what's your take on the equifax hack? any suggestions on what to do if compromised that you haven't heard people talking a lot about?
iliketopostrandomgifs
That's after a payment is made/approved. My suggestion is to change all passwords to login websites and ask for a new CC#
Pendragon91
I put my wallet back and then put the card in the pocket outside the wallet so I end up losing the card when I change pants
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Foxyrain
Omg mine too! It's so annoying!
Imjusthereforthecomments
Same... that and my ID when I go out.
betyouwontpussy
I’ve done this at least 7 times in the last 5 years... I’m a slow learner.
Cormackie
Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.
TKBold
...I fucking KNEW I couldn't be the only one that does this!!
Foxyrain
My husband does this but then he'll just stick his card in his pocket or wherever and it gets lost. He does it constantly.
drewcrosby
It's a good habit to have. It makes you less likely to lose your wallet.
MaddPainting
I dont do that.... sounds unnecessary.
sabarishshakthi7
Same here!
FosterFox
And that's why I use tap
FamousOnce
Buggered if I'd hand my card over to anyone. It stays firmly in my hand.
dweebur
Are you in programming, manufacturing, sales? Do you know any stats on hacking/business fraud?
iliketopostrandomgifs
Stats; no. But I do know PHP and Javascript and support API for a CC payment gateway
3654798521
I have a question. Any way to stop my purchase from appearing on my statement, you know, after I have purchased an item? my stomach thanks u
iliketopostrandomgifs
That's up to the business. They have to initiate the transaction
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Also, don't initiate the purchase at all.
LosPer
We are conditioned to keep wallet sheathed at all times....
HostMigrationPleaseWait
i do this every single time
thisisananonymoususernamehaha
Why is the fee for businesses higher when the card is manually entered vs swiped/chiped?
NeatoBuilds
Because they have to do it manually?
PoopSpirit
Higher risk of fraud because they may not physically have the card? recoup costs of the extra risk.
jtearly
This guy gets it.
iliketopostrandomgifs
It's card not present versus card present. Track data helps show the issuer it was not a stolen/invalid card
thisisananonymoususernamehaha
Thank you!
SupposablyPersnickity
I did this the other day and instantly confirmed my idiocy with an audible, “What the fuck is wrong with me?!” There were stares. Face red.
EvilKam
Thank god, I was afraid I was the only one who did shit this stupid.
amishcannoli
Don't worry man, we're all doing dumb ass shit all the time.
Stewker
This actually worked out for me REALLY well one time in Vegas. Lost my wallet after a long night, but ended up with my license in my pocket!
Cartoones
All. The. Time.
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
"A man should not lend his wife nor his gun, ever; and should keep his wallet & keys at pockets all the time." Fool is you lose any.
EvilKam
How do you drive if your keys are in your pocket? There seems to be some logistical problems with this theory.
DancingBehindTheSpotLight
I always do this when I'm really drunk. So when I wake up with my card in another pocket than my wallet. I know I spent to much money.
STGxDante
Now I just hold my wallet out and open all awkwardly
[deleted]
[deleted]
DrWibbler
?
Antities
It's a troll.
EvilKam
I feel like you're trying to make a joke of some sort... but nobody gets it.
iliketopostrandomgifs
I don't even understand your view troll
illogicalphallusies
in canada you 'swipe' your own credit card, because they all have chip/pin. that way nobody can steal it
maito
Oh my sweet summer child..
Dreigiau
in the US you almost always swipe/insert your own card, with the exception of sit-down restaurants.
iliketopostrandomgifs
It's almost a standard in the US. That's why it's EMV, EURO, Mastercard/Visa = EMV
HostMigrationPleaseWait
lol at "standard".
iliketopostrandomgifs
WHAT is ISO?
HostMigrationPleaseWait
International ....