YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
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Sep 2, 2020 9:04 AM
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
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Flames99Fuse
Honestly kinda disappointed you can't hear the sound of it hitting the mic.
WizardHarryDresden
That ladies got some balls
MystiqueDawn
So much Nope
InappropriateReply
The fact that she didn’t throw that thing off her shoulder on the very first strike tells a story of what a badass this chick is.
Diewithasmile
I love her accent.
AmericanSasquatch72
This is pretty serious stuff. I had a friend who owned a python just like this one. 5 years ago, he got herpes. Be safe out there.
redsmerf
Needs to talk to a herpetologist, in that case.
browsererror
I love how it takes that peck at the microphone. Like, "keep that fucking thing out of my face"
pareidoliaperson
[Last part] title of your sex tape.
testingg
She's gorgeous
SirMangler
A reindeer licked my tophat once. We have a photo of it.
thisIsSpartaaaaa
That is why I prefer perl over python.
Lycanthian
Carpet pythons are great pets !
gatewater
A simple "no comment" would do nicely, mr snake.
diesel01
Pretty sure I don’t want some prone to biting that close to my face regardless
HandoB4Javert
mossom
Ithinkiloveher93
Frightening
usernamesarereallystupid
She got the shot she needed for her package.
vahnn
Sarah Cawte? More like Sarah Hawte.
donutsauce
Tiny hands?
dudetrustme
Her bite would be more deadly than the snakes. More fun too likely...
FisheswithDynamite
A dingo ate my b...ah screw it, I don't have the energy anymore.
LordDebuchan
Can't snakes sense heat? I bet the mic was hot.
furezasan
That's what she said X4
Vineheart01
Probably one of the extremely few critters in aus that aren't dangerous
DaveSamsonite
You regularly put critters in your arse? Corrected your typo.
AussieAzza
My first wife got bitten on the ass by a lion. Just a cub though, they pack a mouthful of needles.
HowDoMagnetsEven
A moose bit my sister once
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
I got bitten by a hermit crab. Had the mark for years.
TheTimeless
A reindeer ran over my grandma once
NewCartoonist
I immediately started saying the entire words of the title screen in my head. Man, I've seen that movie way to many times
Thundersroar
A bear bit my wife. It was a baby at the time, but still counts!
HandoB4Javert
Was the moose ok?
tobesmcgobes
AlrightlyThen
a human bit me once
mrsando
was she karving her initials on the møøse?
javadad60
wik.
K9877
Emperorofman
Isnt that how you get skaven?
Mooselover2000
That sounds.... Incredible (relevant username)
CrispBadger
This comment seriously made May Day. loved it so much I upvoted a bunch of your other posts.
CrispBadger
*my day
futureman3000
No realli!
Mumalot
if she Canadian now?
railgap
A rat done bit my sister Nel...
HUGHgReaction
Canada eh?
Fudgel
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
bladewing2016
Wow, no big cow jokes ?
NairouTryyshokk
Sorry eh?
DaveSamsonite
Bruce the Moose has nibbled many sisters.
terriblethunderlizards
Id like to reply to this comment but i have been sacked.
Beavtown
We apologize, those responsible for your sacking have been sacked
MisterSunny
pffft, its only a python
QimmiQ2
Snakes are so weird. They don't have legs
Pfffftit
right??? not like it bit her on the tit. Note; do you know how hard it is to work this username into a conversation...
n3ckr0mantic
Ya big girl (other half of movie quote; dont downvote me to oblivion)
iquestioneverything
That's naught a knife... thas a knife
waterboy31
That movie is one of my all time favorites, so now I'm going ro watch it with my kids
homoerection
What movie?
waterboy31
Crocodile dundee!!!! This quote might be from the 2nd one ....I cant remember. Great movie
homoerection
Love that movie!!! Need to watch it again. It’s been YEARS