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Telis
#6 Isn't she like homeless at that point? Clean up her new house.
Wolfsleigher
To be fair if I decided to live in an abandonded cottage, I'd clean it.
ooteriot
Congrats, you just Mythbusted cartoons
TurangaLeeIa
I like to think the glass slipper was due to the Fairy Godmother's foresight...
MelfsAcidArrow
Mute naked girl on the beach can't scream for help
RemainsspacebarUnknown
ive never actually seen beauty and the beast.
Buretsu
Asking why Pluto and Goofy are both dogs is like asking why there are still monkeys if we evolved from them.
corsettedconfectioner
To be fair, the fairy godmother left the slippers as a gift to Cinderella, a memory of the night
SaltyInternetPirate
You actually can have fire underwater It's just not burning the same compounds we normally burn in the air.
kda5038
I like Bo Burnham's stand up about the Pluto/Goofy keeping handicapped as pets
VikingTheMad
I love cartoon logic.
polarsaurus
All the Disney stuff is just from the original stories, fairy tales are fucked up.
TheHiddenPlanet
To be fair, they are cartons
TheHiddenPlanet
Ugh...cartoons
FirstThingThatCameToMind
I played silent hill one, but was still scared by silent hill two
Mistruths
#8 they have met ACTUAL MONSTERS before. Multiple times.
unreal669
Why do you have to ruin everything with your "logic"?
DeadpoolWilson
Goofy was a cow.
Wodenifferous
Nah, his original name was Dippy Dawg. He's always been a dog.
DeadpoolWilson
Well fuck.
JasonAbbadon
It's like pointing out that the Smurfs are communists- "papa" enfores his rules, it's all comunal and he's got a Castro beard.
SaltyInternetPirate
I thought true communism had no government or authority.
iamtheonewhobones
I always saw it as more of a Marx beard than a Castro, although now that I'm thinking of it I definitely see the resemblance.
NthTryForUsername
And he wears red
korkalek
French saying: Communism is a beautifull system, that only worls for the smurfs. And even then, papa leaves for one day and it goes to shit.
Actualdeadpool
And it works perfectly.
mordrul
Well, duh. It requires magic, and Papa's loaded with it.
stratus41298
I don't get the Disney logic one. Anyone?
MagnusTheRedCyclops
He doesn't wear pants in both pics, yet is embarrassed in the second pic.
stratus41298
Oh okay. I thought there was more. Thanks.
Akhormenet
Crazy theory: Shaggy is actually a demon from Demon: The Descent and Scoob is a cryptid, they are running in constant fear of God-Machine.
Akhormenet
That's why they also demonstrate abilities to seemingly warp space in impossible ways, that's just Shaggy hacking reality.
Kilgravewannabe
Don't forget, beast was also loaded
geiokami
Also she was totally into beast-iality!
Actualdeadpool
And let her go.
Damnenginelight
Goofy is not a dog... he's a fucked up looking cow.
slimknees
True story
Damnenginelight
I always wondered why they would pair him up with that female cow and now it makes since.
Itsaidthecharacterlimitforusernameswassixtythreesoithinkthisis
Someone had a theory that Pluto found out why the characters wear gloves so they lobotomized him and thats why he's a dog dog.
HikariShade
Disney officially states that Goofy is a dog.