Science, b!

Apr 13, 2022 8:00 PM

Myrani

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The moon reflects 1/400.000 of uv from the sun back to earth. Is that enough uv to kill a vampire? I think he would get mild sunburn.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Perscheid is great. Sadly he died last year so no more stuff.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fuck photons

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Light harming vampires are from modern film lore. It's not in any of the original books.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

this is some loony tunes physics... only works when he realizes what's going on :)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do old vampires need to be invited in? What is their obsession with counting? Both are old legends I never understood.

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It also reflects starlight; and the double reflection, bouncing first from the earth then moon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthshine

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can survive starlight, you can survive sunlight. It's simply a matter of degree...

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Or however that quote goes.

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Sunlight doesn't kill vampires, it merely weakens them and makes them vulnerable. They cannot use their powers, or regenerate in sunlight

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Garlic doesn't hurt vampires, merely repels them. It over powers their senses so they cannot smell the quality of the blood.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DIRECT SUNLIGHT

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He had to wait until he learned that before the moonlight affected him?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Wile E Coyote can walk on air until he looks down

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True dat. Cartoon physics

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Only direct sunlight harms Vampires.

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So star light then, too?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is subjective... There are key elements to the sun that is destroying the vampire, which likely are not being supressed or stopped

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In any way, including intensity of the energy. So even the light from the moon is still sunlight.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seven heads, and each one a simpleton...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flight of Dragons.

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IIRC this only works with one clan, the Lasombra, because they're extra dark and spooky.

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WoD Lore Represent!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yeh, played for years and used to narrate

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same, played for years. Is a LARP I used to attend. Nice to find your tribe of like minded folks.

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IIRC, not automatic. By default it doesn't do much, but you can take a flaw where they'd get something like a sunburn from moonlight.

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I forget. Thought it was their unique discipline Obtenebration that made them extra vulnerable to sunlight (and thus also moonlight).

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Vampires don't interact with reflected light... that's why they aren't visible in mirrors

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Isn't all light on earth reflected light? Because of the ozone layer?

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Weird, I said almost exactly that to someone last week when they asked me about moons and vampires.....

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I like the story where mirrors don't reflect vampires because to them they are paths to other places and not solid walls.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's the silver in mirrors that doesn't reflect them, a normal mirror would.

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but all sunlight is reflected, it is generated by the fusion deep in the core and bounces millions of times against all the different bits

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of the sun until it finally worms its way out

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That would just make us invisible to them...

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We dont have vampires in africa =( because they bless the rains here.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And telescopes uses mirror, so you know... Space vampires

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Wrong. It's because of silver in old mirrors. They'd show up on modern ones.

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Vampire re-integrates

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But then they would alsl be invisible to us..

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Wouldn't we be invisible, or they would be blind? Cause that's what sight is?

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Vampire re-disintegrates

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They can still reflect direct light; its not reflected until after it interacts with them

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So they would be very dim. Unless they are direct line of sight to the light source all light is reflected.

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If they can reflect direct light, they can reflect direct light to the mirror, and we could see the reflection.

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They used silver to make mirrors back in the days. Now we use aluminum. a millennial vampire would be visible in mirrors.

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Millenials are killing the silver mirror industry.

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No, Bram Stoker made up the 'Vampires don't cast a reflection" thing and silver had nothing to do with it. It's a modern backsplanation.

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Considering vampires don't exist, that's what all of it is.

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True, but the mythology of vampires does exist, and silver was irrelevant to it up until Stoker.

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It's made up hokum. Both are fine ideas.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Nah.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

not sure if this man is ignoring that all vampire information is made up hokum, or if this vampire is throwing shade at human foolishness :/

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm going to make garlic bread just in case.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s clearly a Vampire trying to throw us off the scent.

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There are rules for things we made up. Like vampires, werewolves, money, economics...

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I mean, it's as valid as any other cultural mythology. If we are gonna insist on accuracy with vikings or Egyptians, then vampires too.

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What I meant or was alluding to is that, as a myth, there's no 'accuracy' it's just whatever story works or has been told a lot.

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So, there is "accuracy" in that its consistent with the established mythology. It may not be accurate to science, but that's not the debate.

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What does the vampire's generation have to do with the type of mirror they look at?

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No mirror. Millennial vampires usually look like drug addicts. But they can still smell, so it's a little different. Fugly vamps, man.

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Since the lore around vampires likes to say they are, like werewolves, allergic silver. Old mirrors were made of silver, thus no show in it.

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Silver mirrors are today very, very rare.

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However, you can see yourself just fine in a glass surface with no silver, so...

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Why is silver used to dispel monsters so much?

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in alchemy and witchcraft silver symbolizes simbolizes the moon (night and darkness) and by association hurts creatures of darkness

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Not as rare as you might think! (They use an exceptionally thin layer, but silver is still common in higher quality mirrors.)

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But if a vampire is alive today, it doesn't matter its generation.

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So hipster vampires would not be able to look themselves in the mirror?

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This is very dumb. It's like saying I would die if a pebble falls on me because a 500 lb boulder would definitely kill me.

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A bullet is just a man-made pebble

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That's not even remotely similar.

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You are assuming that the amount of sunlight and it's projected energy is the cause of the death, when it could just be sunlight regardless

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Of any amount of energy, even reflected off a surface like the moon.

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But, this means vampires are only hurt by sunlight if they believe it.

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How so?

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It was not harmed by the light until it was made aware of it.

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That is in no way the same as this.

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Um... yeah it is. The moon's light is 400,000 times weaker than the sun. It's silly to infer that moonlight will kill a vampire like the sun

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And it doesn't reflect the spectrum uniformally. Lower wavelengths are reflected more than higher like UV.

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Exponentially wrong, I'm afraid. ...the energy of a full moon on 1 square meter is actually over 2 million times weaker than sunlight.

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The light of a full moon is also 8,000 times weaker than a typical 60-watt incandescent lightbulb.

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I'm with you. A warm plate and a fire both give off heat, only one hurts. Maybe vamps need a certain level of light to burn.

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It's supposedly the purity of sunlight that destroys them.

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Ah, that's it then. Moonlight is dirty. Dirty, dirty moonlight.

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MY PENIS ISN'T A MICROPENIS BECAUSE IT DERIVES FROM A MASSIVE PERSON WHO IS A 6 FOOT DICK! THEREFORE IT PACKS THE WHALLOP OF LARGE DICKMAN

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Are these truly the thoughts of a fat girl? This has been very enlightening.

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are you saying you know exactly how much uv radiation is needed to kill a vampire? we are speaking of a mythological creature.

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1 sq meter of complete shade, illuminated by a clear midday sky, receives about 200,000 times more energy than it does from a full moon.

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ok? also not my point.

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