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DrWhy9
Abz always be zigzagging
ShmooThaSchmuck
The very last word out of his gummy mush mouth will forever be “violence”
arvinj1
What positive influences???
twoamartist
This is The Onion, right? RIGHT?!
SilverFoxChaser
Ohio doesn't need the onion to be batshit insane.
ItsaBeemer
What's that bible saying again,...you reap what you sow. Teach that.
ErniesWidow
AKA: Karma
UndulatingTerrain
Too complicated. Queers are evil, that's more like it. /S
LuveBunny
Ezekiel 12 - And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
clonedeeznuts
Ohio lawmakers doing Nazi things
orp0piru
orp0piru
codeacrobat
Shortest course ever
philroberts14
I'm not sorry he's dead.
Baconlovesyoutoo
The most positive experience a christian can have is being called home by their god.
Onenottaken
Quite similar approach like Iran with its religion
Animorphs
Positive influence of Christianity, good one.
SmellingMistake
Teach positive influences of christianity? So it'll just be a moment of silence?
ErniesWidow
So, they're going to stop teaching about the Crusades?
DancesWithHippos
Tengenstein
The bit where jesus whips those rip off merchants for being money grabbing psychopaths? The bit where it says love your neighbour, look after the poor, and don't treat immigrants like shit?
Good times.
sofako41404
That was just Jesus Christ. Jesus and christianity don't really have much to do with each other.
sundaymondayhippyday
The bit where Jesus JESUSez strongly!
Socialist Hippy Lover like
ChickenNuggetNumber05
is there any positive influence of it?
Nanntuckett
They’ll teach the negative influences of Christianity, too, right…?
Zeterai
They're the ones all about "teaching the controversy", weren't they?
RenaissanceFaireMan
Can schools also teach the negative influences?
DeepThought42
RevRagnarok
Afterwolf
Charlie Kirk been real quiet about this one.
The silence is nice
DeepThought42
DeepThought42
MrSatisify
codeacrobat
It turned around https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aTgzNWZ4bWhiYXk5dnh1ZDA2aTNqNG9zbTFjamc0ZXI1N3J2czd3dSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/InjO8Pri7TTecEndYP/200w.webp
DeepThought42
DeepThought42
DeepThought42
He got what he wanted
TheVampireDante
Hey Phoenix, that's Picolo's job:
CordChart
Science, history, math, Language Arts, who needs it? Now Christianity and it's positive influence, that's a needed subject to study. Should only take about 5 seconds to teach.
zeacorzeppelin10
Mister sevenhead died for our gun rights
GuysJustWannaFish
He misheard, he thought he was supposed to be speaking about gum rights
groovyTraveler
he died promoting our rights and values that a scary amount of the population would rather that fall out of favor. thank god its not the majority.
Athanar
Everyone who defends him and the shit he spewed deserves the same fate.
nlky
He died to a white guy's gun in the middle of trying to blame black people for gun deaths.
sundaymondayhippyday
And not even a white gang!
How wrong could he be?
That wrong
CaldariBob
... ˡᶦˡ ᵇᶦᵗˢ ...
PineappleLoopsBroether
ᴱᵃᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿ ˢʰᶦᵗ, ʸᵒᵘ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ
CaldariBob
Who forgets to turn off Big Head Mode before heading into a PvP zone?
PineappleLoopsBroether
The bad guys in Turok
fractalsphere
I'm unclear what positive influences they could possibly name. Would it be forced indoctrination and conversion of native kids (and the mass graves of some of those kids)? Or maybe their continued and historic support of white supremacy?
LittleAzie
Don't forget unlimited excuses to try to steal land by force, starting back in since it became an organize religion.
ThanosDei
This is why I moved out of ohio as soon as my kid was born.
hanmerhack
I was concerned when a girl I know said she was moving to Ohio with her wife. And the more I watch the news the more concerned for her wellbeing I get
flutterbynight
Moved out of Indiana soon as my kiddo was born, too. Cheers.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Great, so by birth he's an Ohio native? You couldn't have moved out before he/she was born?
ThanosDei
He was actually born in illinois, but I had a job in ohio that i abandoned for the pacific northwest.
Shoutrr
hope you took your kid with you, it's a kid, he's innocent.
flutterbynight
Lol! Updoot.
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
duktayp
"school shootings are worth it" + Ends up getting shot in school = priceless
TheVampireDante
Admittedly, that one was worth something.
Emjayen
For a brief moment he made for a grand fountain.
Freak0zoid
Counting or not counting gang violence?
Fanner50
Best school shooting ever!
One shot, one kill, no collateral damage.
TinyBadger101
As was said by many (maybe including me), I don't support what happened to Charlie Kirk. But Charlie supported what happened to Charlie, so .... why should we be sad about it?
sundaymondayhippyday
I know Erika appreciated it
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Right after trying to dismiss mass shootings with disingenuous rhetoric. "Counting or not counting gang violence? Hurr durr glarglbargh sploosh". Perfect comedic timing.
sundaymondayhippyday
You can only get that type of Perfect Comedic Timing ONCE!
TheBlackSonOfTheHonestMan
.... Erika might get another shot at it, what do you mean?
groovyTraveler
i think your getting at using actual facts and figures as aposed to getting pissy and throwing a temper tantrum that its against your own personal views…
CallThisAUsername
Learn to write properly, you ignorant turnip.
Z0op
Pssst, your iq is showing
sundaymondayhippyday
Username and comments DO NOT CHECK OUT….
LankyBootyGriswald
8 year account with ~500 points and actively comments. Yeah, smells like bad opinions.
SuicidalBallsack
geez, you weren’t kidding. love the one where’s he’s crying about his fav app (imgur) going leftist all the time then immediately kisses that cheeto pedo’s brown eye.
Mack1986
RevRagnarok
Apeofdeath
What are the positive impacts of Christianity, I don't recall any
Afterwolf
They let you rape kids which is a GOP virtue, they will genocide everyone before they stop raping kids
BosunMark
Yeah. I'll wait...
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Influences, not impacts.
Just world: MLK junior, Mister Rogers, Malcom X
Our world: Charlie Kirk, Donald Trump, Charles Manson
SalmonTheWise
From the top of my head, one Mormon kid whacked Charlie Kirk. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1czcxNXdjc2lnYmt3ZHl3YXpyOHB4c3NwY2Y2dG1icnF3cGtuN2hpMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WIg8P0VNpgH8Q/200w.webp
sundaymondayhippyday
Praise be
RenaissanceFaireMan
There are plenty; however they skip those parts.
EleganceIsDead
Religion & its 6400+ iterations in the last 10-12 Millennia is NOTHING, but a multi-author Fantasy Fiction Anthology. If you read any "Religion," the same as Alice in Wonderland, LOTR, or Dune, it ALL makes sense. The "Church," should be taxed like a Casino (overseen by both local & State authorities) or any for-profit company. The ONLY Academic value of Religion, is a nod to Paleontology & Anthropology, "Religion; the nonsense taught before Science".
Religion = Sociopathic Cult. /End -_-
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Maybe the growing atheist movement. Or the founding fathers' realization that America had to be a secular nation with strong separation of church and state or else christianity would turn it into the complete shit show that we're seeing now
thisismysociallife
I am a direct descendent of the pilgrims. I’m sorry everyone. My family were such assholes they got kicked out of Europe and now you all have to deal with this bullshit. But fear not, because of choices not my own I won’t be having children so you can be rest assured the blood line dies with me.