Oct 12, 2016 7:01 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNMPjFBdkm0
Ninoue
I'm not crying you're crying !
Superphoenix411
GOD DAMNIT! WHO'S CUTTING ONIONS AGAIN?
rubbarz
How to kill someone with happiness: 101
WhiteyandtheFullEffect
I got something in my eye.
momoneymopain
I'm not crying, you're crying
ArthurPhillipDent
Ok who the fuck is cutting onions in here i swear...
FishSausages
Dammit, the only time I should be crying while shitting is my shame blumpkin.
TheMightOfChondria
Gotta get her quick before she realizes what a whiny voice her has.
motarola2
TheBigPoo
Yea, get that ring on before she starts hearing all those wolf whistles.
n4d1
bwaap
I bet that woman loves her job. She was beaming the entire time.
Mack1986
Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. And wove, twue wove...
ScottFarkusWhatARottenName
Have you - the wing?
AppleFoster
He is obviously also deaf. The way he sounds is common enough for deaf people who can speak.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Oh so now that she can hear, you want her. Dick.
clairemarie91
Imagine the first thing you ever hear your partner saying is "spend the rest of your life with me" swooooon
UnhelpfulAnswers
She should be in charge of music for the wedding
But dicking aside, that was actually fucking wonderful
COOL69GUY420ZONE
She's still going to tone him out when it's time to pay the bills.
msfleur
Awkward Dr. is awkward.
DrHotdogs
How can i be a cold unloving cynic with shit like this. Fuck you OP +1
MarcTheRN
v
tucnak
Wait ... why didn't he want to marry her whilst she was deaf...Can't shout "MAKE ME A SANDWICH WOMAN", he could always SMS and vibrate.
kidswat
A cochlear implant is apparently not what I was thinking
FellWolf
Don't worry, there will be plenty of implanting to... come.
KomodoKill
This is awe-inspiring
Bukkhockey
Fuck you for making me feel something in my cold dead heart
HardAsARockMainline
From the video it sounds like he's deaf too
BalfMalark
In the gif we are all deaf
Gif, the equalizer
FidelCashflow18
You can see he has some sort of hearing aid when he gets down on one knee, so that appears accurate.
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
She's crying because she expected a sexier voice.
SuperLemming
If I were him, I would have proposed before she could hear my voice.
Veggisaurus
My friends parents are both deaf. I guess there are a lot of deaf retreats of dating sites.
MsSomebody
It's actually very common for deaf or hard of hearing people to marry others like them
I guess they are hoping to produce children with super hearing or they are so deaf that they can hear into the negative zone. So rad.
Ishalldefenestrateyou
Deaf communities are very close, b/c they can only communicate with each other, for the most part.
I love watching these youtube videos. Especially the babies who hear their moms for the first time. Onions all over the place.
Also, the ones who have glasses for the first time ! SO CUTE : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA0UpPeUAto
I love this one! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsLPUD9zX_k
HellaPinoy
unavailable ):
spunkbucket
link me bitch.
Sorry. "Link me, bitch."
Heehee dude do a "deaf baby hears mom for first time" search on youtube. I drank beers and don't know how to do that shit!
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JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Omg how did that mom keep from crying. I'm nearly a puddle on the floor now
AntzAntz
I don't what a cochlear is. But cool.
thjoth
Whatever you do, don't confuse it with a cloaca. That would result in a very surprised chicken.
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
It's like a hearing aid directly wired to your brain. It's way more complicated than that, but that's the long and short of it.
lykabos
Doctor of Audiology student here. The cochlea is the sensory organ for hearing. Cochlear Implants are for profoundly hard of hearing 1/3
or deaf individuals who can't get sufficient amplification from standard hearing aids. The CI directly stimulates the 2/3
auditory nerve via an electrode array placed in the cochlea. 3/3
madetheaccountjustforyou
Ambush her at an incredibly emotional moment, make it about you instead of her...
ITalkAboutGoats
And imply she isn't good enough to marry until she's 'fixed'
DiggDawgg
Wow I hope you people are trolling lol (coming from a near deaf person) gosh darn SJW's
I am not saying that's what's happening, but living with manipulators makes me think like this.
itsoppositeday
He's smart to lock her up before she gets sick of listening to his BS.
frougz
BuckeyeBTH
People with the implant can turn them off with a button. It's designed to help them sleep... but... you know they use it when ppl r annoying
OneCoolFrood
I hope you mean lock her down because lock her up has some interesting implications...
Stratacaster79
Straight fucking savage. +1
valen00
knew a guy with one of these, when he got tired of listening to *whatever* his transducer thing would "fall off" oops
hardhat11
I can't tell if you are a wife or a self aware husband. Best comment for this either way.
LaBotte
Bro can't squeeze a subtle noisy fart anymore
throughthoughtthough
Couldnt say no, because of the implication.
DeepwaterJew
TheRealJeffLebowski
I literally have to upvote every time someone makes this joke, it fucking kills me every time. and yes i meant literally.
Gashunkification
R.I.P. How is afterlife?
corsettedconfectioner
almost made me snort a pumpkin seed out of my nose
Checkingusername
Sounds painful
AccurateUsername
Why is there a pumpkin seed in your nose?
LOL I was eating them and then the resulting snort from your comment almost made them come out of my nose
Better than pumpkinspice
Wander1236
These implants seem pretty amazing.
ItsFRONKENsteen
Guy w/ one for 16 years here. They are pretty cool. Take a lot of getting used to at first. I was an adult tough. kids adapt faster
I just can't believe it's actually possible to do. Sight restoration too.
It's not like normal hearing. Certainly not my antique device. But it made my life soooo much easier. I had stopped talking on the phone
six years prior. Took me 1.5 years to do it after. Now it's easy.
Sounds really great. Go technology!
Ninoue
I'm not crying you're crying !
Superphoenix411
GOD DAMNIT! WHO'S CUTTING ONIONS AGAIN?
rubbarz
How to kill someone with happiness: 101
WhiteyandtheFullEffect
I got something in my eye.
momoneymopain
I'm not crying, you're crying
ArthurPhillipDent
Ok who the fuck is cutting onions in here i swear...
FishSausages
Dammit, the only time I should be crying while shitting is my shame blumpkin.
TheMightOfChondria
Gotta get her quick before she realizes what a whiny voice her has.
motarola2
TheBigPoo
Yea, get that ring on before she starts hearing all those wolf whistles.
n4d1
bwaap
I bet that woman loves her job. She was beaming the entire time.
Mack1986
Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. And wove, twue wove...
ScottFarkusWhatARottenName
Have you - the wing?
AppleFoster
He is obviously also deaf. The way he sounds is common enough for deaf people who can speak.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Oh so now that she can hear, you want her. Dick.
clairemarie91
Imagine the first thing you ever hear your partner saying is "spend the rest of your life with me" swooooon
UnhelpfulAnswers
She should be in charge of music for the wedding
UnhelpfulAnswers
But dicking aside, that was actually fucking wonderful
COOL69GUY420ZONE
She's still going to tone him out when it's time to pay the bills.
msfleur
Awkward Dr. is awkward.
DrHotdogs
How can i be a cold unloving cynic with shit like this. Fuck you OP +1
MarcTheRN
tucnak
Wait ... why didn't he want to marry her whilst she was deaf...Can't shout "MAKE ME A SANDWICH WOMAN", he could always SMS and vibrate.
kidswat
A cochlear implant is apparently not what I was thinking
FellWolf
Don't worry, there will be plenty of implanting to... come.
KomodoKill
This is awe-inspiring
Bukkhockey
Fuck you for making me feel something in my cold dead heart
HardAsARockMainline
From the video it sounds like he's deaf too
BalfMalark
In the gif we are all deaf
HardAsARockMainline
Gif, the equalizer
FidelCashflow18
You can see he has some sort of hearing aid when he gets down on one knee, so that appears accurate.
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
She's crying because she expected a sexier voice.
SuperLemming
If I were him, I would have proposed before she could hear my voice.
Veggisaurus
My friends parents are both deaf. I guess there are a lot of deaf retreats of dating sites.
MsSomebody
It's actually very common for deaf or hard of hearing people to marry others like them
Veggisaurus
I guess they are hoping to produce children with super hearing or they are so deaf that they can hear into the negative zone. So rad.
Ishalldefenestrateyou
Deaf communities are very close, b/c they can only communicate with each other, for the most part.
ScottFarkusWhatARottenName
I love watching these youtube videos. Especially the babies who hear their moms for the first time. Onions all over the place.
Ninoue
Also, the ones who have glasses for the first time ! SO CUTE : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA0UpPeUAto
ScottFarkusWhatARottenName
I love this one! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsLPUD9zX_k
HellaPinoy
unavailable ):
spunkbucket
link me bitch.
spunkbucket
Sorry. "Link me, bitch."
ScottFarkusWhatARottenName
Heehee dude do a "deaf baby hears mom for first time" search on youtube. I drank beers and don't know how to do that shit!
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[deleted]
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Omg how did that mom keep from crying. I'm nearly a puddle on the floor now
AntzAntz
I don't what a cochlear is. But cool.
thjoth
Whatever you do, don't confuse it with a cloaca. That would result in a very surprised chicken.
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
It's like a hearing aid directly wired to your brain. It's way more complicated than that, but that's the long and short of it.
lykabos
Doctor of Audiology student here. The cochlea is the sensory organ for hearing. Cochlear Implants are for profoundly hard of hearing 1/3
lykabos
or deaf individuals who can't get sufficient amplification from standard hearing aids. The CI directly stimulates the 2/3
lykabos
auditory nerve via an electrode array placed in the cochlea. 3/3
madetheaccountjustforyou
Ambush her at an incredibly emotional moment, make it about you instead of her...
ITalkAboutGoats
And imply she isn't good enough to marry until she's 'fixed'
DiggDawgg
Wow I hope you people are trolling lol (coming from a near deaf person) gosh darn SJW's
ITalkAboutGoats
I am not saying that's what's happening, but living with manipulators makes me think like this.
ITalkAboutGoats
I am not saying that's what's happening, but living with manipulators makes me think like this.
itsoppositeday
He's smart to lock her up before she gets sick of listening to his BS.
frougz
BuckeyeBTH
People with the implant can turn them off with a button. It's designed to help them sleep... but... you know they use it when ppl r annoying
OneCoolFrood
I hope you mean lock her down because lock her up has some interesting implications...
Stratacaster79
Straight fucking savage. +1
valen00
knew a guy with one of these, when he got tired of listening to *whatever* his transducer thing would "fall off" oops
hardhat11
I can't tell if you are a wife or a self aware husband. Best comment for this either way.
LaBotte
Bro can't squeeze a subtle noisy fart anymore
throughthoughtthough
Couldnt say no, because of the implication.
DeepwaterJew
TheRealJeffLebowski
I literally have to upvote every time someone makes this joke, it fucking kills me every time. and yes i meant literally.
Gashunkification
R.I.P. How is afterlife?
corsettedconfectioner
almost made me snort a pumpkin seed out of my nose
Checkingusername
Sounds painful
AccurateUsername
Why is there a pumpkin seed in your nose?
corsettedconfectioner
LOL I was eating them and then the resulting snort from your comment almost made them come out of my nose
AccurateUsername
Better than pumpkinspice
Wander1236
These implants seem pretty amazing.
ItsFRONKENsteen
Guy w/ one for 16 years here. They are pretty cool. Take a lot of getting used to at first. I was an adult tough. kids adapt faster
Wander1236
I just can't believe it's actually possible to do. Sight restoration too.
ItsFRONKENsteen
It's not like normal hearing. Certainly not my antique device. But it made my life soooo much easier. I had stopped talking on the phone
ItsFRONKENsteen
six years prior. Took me 1.5 years to do it after. Now it's easy.
Wander1236
Sounds really great. Go technology!