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Oct 14, 2024 2:02 AM
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sskyrimjob
*The door handle looking at my insulin pump tube
JustDontCare
This is a problem I’m far too short to relate to.
flnhst
I once got the door handle stuck under my watch.
Gooooodmoooorrrningmuchwow
Is this something I'm too tall to understand?
dnebdal
Apparently an even worse problem if you keep your insulin pump in your pocket.
FishieStardust
FreshOutTheBox
I just keep walking. What rips, rips what breaks, breaks.
JackSnare
"is your frustration threshold dangerously low? Lemme check!"
Boatsntoes
It’s not just me?! This happens all the time on my girlfriend’s cabinets.
gaggmaggot
Must wait to be in a rush with your hands full also
smashole
I was on a new construction site one day. BRAND NEW door just got gung with the knob and key in it. I walk past, my belt loop catches the key. Breaks it off flush with the cylinder. Lol. They carpenter was not happy. Me on the other hand......
WoodyGoodman
KiddR78
I had no fucking clue until I read your comment.
TellusEidolon
For me it's the side of the sweater.
Thisisabigmistake
That one hit me in the head today and I told it to fuck off and I feel down the stairs right after. I have a bruised love handle
albaboss
Oh buddy
BlindMeach
The same look the sink tap gives my sleeve when I reach to turn it on
AdamH4
Wait, what? You haven’t figured out how to turn on the sink without getting yourself wet?
BlindMeach
It’s when you’re distracted and haven’t noticed the long neck of the tap has been rotated towards you, so you also don’t notice when it slips up your sleeve. Otherwise, yeah you’re not technically wrong:(
ryecurry9000
I have one pair of pants that constantly snags my kitchen cabinets. It's the worst.
Quizz25S
Bro. Same. Cargo pants.
jimfalconer611
Car go vroom
GorillaPowers
Just stop wearing pants
LollieCom
It's okay to throw hateful pants in the trash. They don't even have to be dirty. Throw them out and then celebrate.
LeCoq1963
Why I prefer big knobs
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
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Gayforbae
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steelundecided
Such a great movie. Think I'll make some special tea for breakfast.
CapttainKillJoy
Not a hooker, a massage therapist.
RainierCamino
They'll massage your cock for money.
willsomeonethinkoftheoffspring
I believe they have a word for that...
houghten
It's not the handles that get me. It's the strike plates.