cado77
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Edit: FP. Thank you!!! Please send cute puppies and kittens!
sandyposs
Okay no really, how does Jason look like that?
Unthinkable
I need that book. I think I’m retarded
kepler20c
I've never been goatse'd twice by a dog before. +1
BeefL0g
Not too shabby OP
RalphMaccio
This was a solid dump... +1
DelightfullyOdd
Janusha
#1 I was that thin once. Not because I was healthy, but because I nearly died.
ImTheBiggestArseOnTheMoon
Whoa, that cat tax looks exactly like my cat James!!!
intergalactic1ness
Ching Chong Potato...I could not even type it without crying!
iamkarlpilkington
Can you breathe?
KimberlyLapp
There are snowflakes for everyone ladies!
CheeseborgarSoop
Boy, if that ain't a monkey ass looking baby...
CNNBRFIINF
Non-tapering thighs/legs kinda weird me out
ktbaron
I wish I could unsee so much of this shit...
mikegxxi21
Relikk
#3
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NZSheeps
#4 It's a trap! (Lamar is an advertising agency)
cado77
But it’s mittens!!!!
NZSheeps
DOCTOR Mittens, thankyou.
cado77
I am just in it for the nom noms.
limeyptwo
CatBlaster5000
https://imgur.com/1sxjQVt
TheWorstAmy
That person isn't wrong about Jason, though.
just4thelolz
#9
realfakegamer
That cat looks extremely like mine
BabbidyBoopy
Yes, this will do +1
soupsketch
“Ghalleger”. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
doomsdayaddams
Why...why would you want a man who could wrap his hand around your thigh? Unless you’re looking for a male cheerleader. NTTAWWT, but?
forestfinagle
Pretty sure this is just a humble brag re her skinny pins
lemmonjello
what the fuck kind of mutant spider fingered man can even do that?
DXAshram
Basically a gigantic dude with huge hands. Like the Mountain from GoT.
filthysouls
Ssuck my ass.
Sunflower4
#1 those are some thin ass legs. Any thinner and she will start to look sickly
fitlex
She needs to get to squattin
adriedupoldprune
Already looks sickly.
TJLaserShepard
Very nice
BaldVinnie
Why would you WANT camel toe???
acappellaCantabile
Trans girls (Male to female) get 'em so they have that rather than bulge.
KPopGirlKimi
Different strokes for different folks. Apparently there is a fetish for that.
Snikch
Wtf is wrong with little Jason!?
LongPorkRockyMountainOyster
I think that might be one of those baby replacement dolls.
Snikch
Ok, like... that’s a thing that exists?
turkletoon
I love the Pop Tart one. Who buys unfrosted??
NotSingleCatLady
Some people like the fewer calories/sugars. Me, I like to add Nutella to the after toasting!
STGxDante
Parents who also "accidentally" get you diet soda
fitlex
I didn't even know that was an option
Hammsammiches
Monsters.
Sprinx
I outgrew Pop Tarts in my mid-20s. I have no desire to eat one ever again.
MrJitterfingers
what are you talking about? That's clearly Caesar flavored pop-tarts.
LurlineLumpkin
Parents.
SpreadEagleSmeagol
I love unfrosted, because then nobody else eats your pop tarts.
CaptainQuarkk
I buy without frosting. Nasty stuff, but the filling and breading is +1
tyr888
I hate the frosting. Icing is too sweet and disgusting
UsernameShmusername
They're good with butter.
LateNightBunnyParty
Me. Frosting on top of sugary filling and a sweet crust? Bleh! That's too much sweet!
venomlash
This!
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samwyze
If you're allergic to gelatin, then you're allergic to being alive.
InternetExplorer2001
No one is allergic to gelatin
samwyze
Could you imagine having an allergy to collagen? Would anyone with it be alive long enough to bitch about it on the internet?
Kajitheninja
you can be allergic to anything, gelatin is no exception
TheMountainThatRoars
I prefer unfrosted!
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
I can tell.
iAntichristx666
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them. Fuck em!
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Opinions are like assholes - everybody has 'em but don't nobody want to admit it
samwyze
Who doesn't admit to having an asshole (that doesn't live in North Korea)?
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
It's a quote from The Slammin' Salmon, an underrated movie from the Broken Lizard guys (Super Troopers, Beerfest, etc...)
MetaSomma
You simpletons. Unfrosted means you get to butter it after it toasts. Cinnamon sugar with butter, asdfhk oh rs g to khsdj hi g
Whazitooyah
https://youtu.be/hlsFgDjyePc
yaddiex3
Are you having a stroke?
perssimmon
I thought they meant defrosted and got really confused... It's been a long year
iAntichristx666
Right?! Aftermarket frosting is the tits, you uncultured swine!! But honestly that’s just extra work.. I’ll take the already frosted version
FriskyDing0
Have you ever put butter on a poptart? It is so freakin good. Have you ever put butter on a PopTart? If you haven't then i think you should.
mufasa1028
Scraped frosting off pop tart, toasted and buttered it.... Scraped butter off, put frosting back on
MetaSomma
It's like an Oreo ritual
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
Have ever put butter on a poptart!?
mufasa1028
The last thing I want to do on the morning after falling out of bed and crawling too the easiest breakfast, is to add work to preparing it
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
Sure, but what about when it's not breakfast?
TunkkisOfFinland
No extra work ever.
drdavessardogs
The last thing I want to do after falling out of bed and crawling to the easiest meal, is to add work to preparing it