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I'm never going to beach again
https://www.facebook.com/funcinemas/videos/611928816333074
Jun 8, 2020 9:40 AM
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https://www.facebook.com/funcinemas/videos/611928816333074
BlackTrashTiger
Octorok
telpelin
Wookiwook
Seems cruel and pointless really
eyesoftheearth
belindashort
They bury animals in the sand and dig them up for views
BurgerSquid
Isn't that a cuttlefish!?
gobnaitOLunacy
vat der ferk?
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CapTenObvious
McDerpNderp
AZRAELSBLADE
cre8majic
that first one looks... dead?
binky4me
sparkletempt
Be me, chillin in the wet sand, sand feels good on skin, tfw someone digs me out for video
PianoMan2112
You forgot the > before each line.
Imjusthereforthecomments
And the “Absolutely no one in the universe:” that drives me crazy.
InstructionsToOpen
themobileappisbroken
The 1st one looks like a cuttlefish but fucked if I know what it's doing buried in the sand.
FrogBotherer
It's...uhh...sleeping! That's right, just having a little snooze.
NiggikamEnkiA
I have never seen a spider crab buried in the sand too.
angelghoul
its dead, the guy in the video buried it first them filmed himself “unburying” it. Kinda fucked up when you think about it.
xKaraKx
They probably buried it for the video
befuddledscientist
ReturnOfActionCheese
That's not ok
JoshuaS904
bogwhitie
I miss Oderus.
VitaminJay
Heeeey! A GWAR gif in the wild!
SqueezitTheClown
The CUTTLEFISH OF CTHULU!!!!
AwesomeName
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
Me next, me next!
davebeastly
ComcastLover
I mean. The thing looks really dead so my guess would be he's burying them for the video.
kallisphere350
A second later Tom Cruise dies and this whole day repeats again.
TheDreaded1
Well, to be fair, there was something wrong with his suit.
moon35man2000
mosqui
MoarCatsPleez
kittiesgiffiesandmorekitties
mosqui
THat was literally my face!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Shellibobelli
PUT THEM BACK. Have you not been watching the news? Enough already.
JewishMonk
I have been watching the news. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Shellibobelli
Sweet, innocent child. Good. You shall lead us out of this when the dust settles. Stay strong!
JewishMonk
Fuck that. I'm not leaving the house until 2020 is over. If you want to be more specific, I'll be leading people from the safety of my couch
Shellibobelli
That's as good as anything. You've got WiFi, right?
JewishMonk
Not only that, but I've got fiber if you want to bring a desktop.
Meatmonk3y
That was rude of him to dig up that alien while it was relaxing on the beach. Just let people relax for once.
MrSourBalls
You meant aliens instead of people there, right?
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
Aliens are people now?
VultureTX
Stick you face in it after you dig it up.
BriefausdemGeist
I believe it was relaxing “in” the beach darling
Kats8652
MoreAwesomerDan
This must be Japan, and there were... reasons... it was dug up for
Pacaruru
Like lemon and melted butter reasons or young women in an exploitative economy reasons?
SleeperXib
First one, and then the other.
SquidJesus
"This asshat just burys stuff and then films himself digging it up. Saw a thread about this somewhere else. Cuttlefish do not live in sand."
SquidJesus
Not me who said this, but it adds up.
NateKindaGreat
Yeah, leave Britney alone!
Brjaun
Why did the first one cut out so early?
crazywowow
The whole videoing death/disembowelment thing is frowned upon .
Faridovitch
It’s a cuttlefish
bogusid
Species?
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Because nobody wants to see that shit
Echo33
Some people believe what he digs up is a dead cuttlefish he buried and then dug up for the video, which might be why it cut out.
christinthefoothills
This asshat just burys stuff and then films himself digging it up. Saw a thread about this somewhere else. Cuttlefish do not live in sand.
Valcrylics
*buries
Asadsadsadclown
Same as the videos of Indian dude summon fish out of muddy holes in the jungle
tinamakingmecray
What an ass- people really will do anything to make a video that they hope will go viral. Smdh
KoljaV
Well, it's working. Just look at the upvotes.
ChardeeMacDennis2ElectricBoogaloo
Idubbz did a video on these weird fishing channels. https://youtu.be/tSI-kj9A_pc
Woestkonijn
This title is everything. Why are these videos popular? Humans are weird
ItzRickGrimz8itch
Anything for youtube views right?
NightPainPoe
I was very concerned. I dont recall cuttlefish coming to land ever. Poor baby
youreathing
That cuttle also appears to be dead, as it's not signalling/displaying at all. Normally they'd be freaking out if agitated like this.
UnremarkablyInteresting
Like those knobs that pulled pristine vintage guns out of a lake saying they found them while magnet fishing.
DrFunkinstein
One of my favourite things Anthony bourdain did was when they went to Italy and the dudes they were with started throwing dead seafood in
DrFunkinstein
The water to try and pretend they were catching it and they showed am the whole thing on air and shit on them for it in the narration.
dustpuma1
Like the twats in nature docs/vids who put that lizard next to a mantis, saw one with mantis put on a hummingbird feeder,
dustpuma1
pisses me off because they act like they just randomly caught it on camera like Wow, nature is amazing who would thought i would capturethis
FvcktangularBondulance
Yeah, probably the same fuckwits who put animals in holes and "summon" them by pouring random shit like coke+mentos in afterwards.
IW42
And snakes.
TrapsAreIllegal
I forgot about those asshats
wongtonpoop
Put...put...
eissie
I’ve been saying this for months!!
veryfakemod
Your voice has been heard. Thank you brave one!
igobeder
What was the first one?
pressthebuttonfrank
Cuddle fish
Snooj
Looks like a dead cuttlefish that was buried, presumably to make this video.
cre8majic
is is a blanket octopus or squid?
theycallmemichael
Darude Sandborn
MeRoyMinoy
Davy Jones coming ashore again for the first time in 10 years
BenSnow97
sea fleshlight
Yenaldooshi
What's the male version of Paige? Whatever it is, no!
BenSnow97
Zeus?
DancesWithHippos
I'm guessing squid.
igobeder
Cuttlefish? just never seen one bury themselves that far up a beach.
YaBoyJohnorrhea
That shit was dead. I'm guessing dude buried it there so he can dig it up for the video.
polkadotzebra13
Might have buried itself during high tide and then the tide receded?
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DancesWithHippos
Thank you. I will now retract my +1 to the OP. Sick dude. What a weirdo.
adeptblack
Cuttlefish... Tasty ?
DancingPanther
Had some in Venice. Absolutely amazing. And jet fucking black
adeptblack
Yup... You'll find it all over the Mediterranean ?
nextuk
I am never going the beach again
mp7nl
Me neither. It's a fucking nightmare!
MrStach
https://youtu.be/BN7MC6jpZ7Q
MattTheImperialRadarTechnician
Came here looking for that.
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Romanes eunt litorum?
Dragonshadow32
only dry part of beach is okay, they are too hot.
makeSX
beward
burn it down. with oil and fire.
Edgekrsher
I don’t get why people go in the first place. But that’s just me
Gababu
bikini's, wide open space when it's not crowded, large body of water.
DancingPanther
Because I like it? But that's just me
psych0bunneh
I haaate the beach. I like a good sized lake or river but I haaate the ocean. The stuff in freshwater is just less creepy, and smells better
Lepercake
Sand.
IHuggedaCorgiToday
yeah it stinks
MossyMoose
For real. I live on the coast 2 mins from the beach and I never go. My fresh-water lake cottage that's 2 hours away however...
GlobularCloyster
Somebody got laid in college
scabbydog666
It's where dirt meets water....
pareidoliaperson
More like dirt water meets skin.
HarryPotter918
Where the sea meets the land = sand
AwesomeTeddybear
I just call that the shower
pareidoliaperson
Found the white people.
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
so only white people know how to shower? racist
AwesomeTeddybear
I identify as one white people now
JackBaker80
Understand a bit english and must say this is a stupid thinking, because you could never going on the beach. Because the Water is gone....
JackBaker80
and after some hours comes back. ?
Overcucumbered
We can't go on beach because water is gone but it comes back? Got it
JackBaker80
Misunderstanding, not the beach i mean ocean ground.
jdwagBugVillain
The ocean ground?
RoundThreeFIGHT
Wait til you see what's in the ocean
mt77932
Thank God I live in the middle of a continent. The ocean is over a thousand miles in direction.
nextuk
I live in the UK, the sea is a stone's throw away no matter where you live.
Ancientmariner52
I have. That's why I live 500 miles inland. Do you think that's far enough? I did until just now.
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
When the Great Old Ones rise from the sea, 500 miles won’t do much good. Best relocate to another dimension
Ancientmariner52
I'm working on that.
Ebrew2
A baby Cthulu...
PoopiesEverywhere
Bless you
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
That's not a baby.. it's, uh, well, check the username.
SonOfLucifer
TOO SOON, YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME TOO SOON!
HoldUpImConfused
We were so close to the end of the world
Jonnythetrout
In the deep blue sea.
The13thDude
Careful. It might beat you to death with its placenta
Ebrew2
Kos, or some say Kosm.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kQuMVffbWA
unfunfactguy
c uttlefish*
JellybellyBushroot
vanilla paste
SomeUser2
Looks dead
TuggSpeedmann
Ya know, till now I didn’t know how to pronounce that. There’s a YouTube vid with 890k views, 8 seconds long on how...
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
Just listen to Call of Ktulu by Metallica...you'll hear it there...
Freakingdoomguy
Ct-oo-loo I think?
tarataqa
It's spelled "cthulu", but it's pronounced "cthulu".
ArtieoftheAbyss
Lovecraft actually intended for it to be virtually impossible to pronounce with a human tongue
XVUltima
IIRC, it's all one syllable, start with your tongue behind your top teeth, and try to force it out.
AlmightyThor117
^This https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BIgpcr-6q0w
neoritter
Oh God... I'm having bad HR trainings flashbacks...
AmericanManBobsonDugnutt
So how do you pronounce it?
Gluseph
"Cut-to-loo" I'm pretty sure
TuggSpeedmann
How the hell should I know
Hexrowe
Kthoo-loo. Two syllables. But then, I'm Finnish.
ArtieoftheAbyss
“Tulu” but with as much phlegm as possible
bigcat2020
Imagine someone with so much phlegm accidentally spit out out right on someone face in front of him just because to pronounce the word
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Best explanation I’ve ever heard
AlmightyThor117
You just say “Cthulhu”
PoopiesEverywhere
Bless you
AmericanManBobsonDugnutt
starmansuper
Kluhl-loo. Gutteral and gargly on the Kluhl and loo.
dontmagpie
kuh-thew-lew
tarataqa
cthulu... or if you're British, say "cthoulou"
OthisismyhappyfaceO
Indeed
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
Cuh-THUL-Hoo
ShadyVermin
I've just been saying kuh-thu-loo myself all these years and nobody has corrected me, so it must be close enough.
EverthingS2TheBenzo
It sounds like. "Klough huu" really far back in the throat. Gargle, then take it lower. Lovecraft wrote details on it in a letter, saying...
EverthingS2TheBenzo
That we don't have the anatomy as humans to pronounce it properly but that's as close as it gets.