birbsarecool
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#memes
Oct 8, 2022 3:37 AM
birbsarecool
186628
2196
53
#memes
danimals847
"Guys always want one thing..."
PerpetuityPhoto
Other people: "ugh, see, everything about them is fake" Me: "AAAAAAAH SO FREAKIN DORB I WILL DIE"
foreverinchains
MauroMolinero
Thor? nice i wanted to watch a marvel movie
FortCats
Wear a diaper too for comfort :)
FentuckyCriedKhicken
How about we watch Constantine again?
Syrpynt
Waiting until the 2nd one releases, so I can keep it all fresh. The Addams' Family, Harry Potter, Halloweentown, Goosebumps, X-files, etc.
Lachwen
Only if the audio is properly balanced.
TheobromineAddict
That sure wouldn't be unacceptable.
jdoc5
She wants a cuddle. I'm 100% in!
GeneralAnubis
Whoa whoa whoa, just a cuddle for now. "100% in" comes later!
Kuvajainen
Literally every goth chick ever!
ElorYosnak
hell yes, goalz
chinesemario
Idk prolly stardust or like Highlander maybe
TheobromineAddict
That sure wouldn't be unacceptable.
motittiesmoproblems
oh this is me down to the boots
Illithidbane
SunBrolem
I am fully aware. I am ok with this.
Illithidbane
Anyone that doesn't want PJs, snacks, and cuddles is really missing out.
tcpolecat7
Um, she lost 10 years? That's no good...
LowlevelRebel
If she walks out wearing only a shirt, things are going well.
Renza0
This looks absolutely wonderful
ShadowGeek
Men only want one thing and it's disgusting
AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
yeah, I should stop drinking from the soap dispenser
4vie
Bugdaze
I like the cartoon. Pretty straightforward. Pretty harmless. Bet you never expected the shit-storm.
echelon42
We're suppose to be disappointed?
pastaholic74
I dig the mismatched socks, there's a vibe there.
adiving
I don't get the entire effort of matching socks. The only reason mine usually match is that I bought a huge amount of the same pairs
Sigge1981
Recently I only bother to match the thickness of my socks. It doesn't matter if one is grey and one is black.
Sauroctonus
It's uncomfortable if the snkles are different heights.
adiving
Never even noticed... then again I hate watches wristbands and long sleeves so I suppose I kinda understand... weird.
astrangehop
Or if they're different thickness of material
JeffreyDeTar
When this happens, it's a wonderful thing. It's nice to be trusted like that.
MistLynx
yeah. . . no she suddenly looks like she lost 10 years
4vie
And about a foot of height.
CmdrAdama
That’s the boots for you
AnythingMuchShorter
Yeah, the style doesn't bug me, but she looks too young.
StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff
I get it, it's funny, but is it just me or does the teddy give it a weird vibe? Could have stuck with just the blanky maybe
OnyxBeetle147680
Okay am confused Is it saying that with the make up she looks beautiful without it plain or without it she looks like a kid
Vaenaemoenen
Well it could be anything you percieve it to be, but for me that's not anything this comic tries to message.
Tassyr
I'm still good with this!
FuzzyX
Relationship-wise this is good news when she trusts you enough to show her private life while seeking a bonding event with you.
IrrationalHate
Awww. This was my ex who passed away in Aug. Would get dolled up to go out, but once home, straight into a pair of my sweats and a shirt.
gindiesel
I also choose this guy's ex
ImurevJourhein
My condolences.
tomedgerry24
Sorry for your loss :(
kuruoshii
Sorry for your loss ?
TrueLegateDamar
Sorry for your loss.
Triangle1118Energy
Sorry about your ex. Sounds like a kee5
neoelder
"Sounds like a keeper"?!! What?!? Why would he keep the body of his deceased ex?
BishlamekGurpgork
You know why.
Xenda
Her cold blue flesh makes me turn red
CubeyAlchemist
I also choose this guy's ex
Triangle1118Energy
*a keeper
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Oh man, I thought that was something I needed to ask my kids to explain.
GrumpyOldMillennial
.....as an elder millennial, this statement rings like bells of time chiming an ever later toll.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Tell me about it. I'm only a genXer.
IrrationalHate
She was one of a kind, and my best friend. I miss her terribly, but cherish the times I got to have with her.
BishlamekGurpgork
I know how that feels. I'm sorry for your loss, but glad that you got to experience that kind of relationship.
justatinyduck
I know how that geels i lost my love about 20 years ago. Still thinking about her. Cherish the good times, don’t mourn them.
apostlepk
Every dude I've ever known, including myself, all you ever gotta do is show up. Ladies, just show up. You're there, we're happy. Easy.
Zunderfeuer
But what about the unnecessary necessary drama?
Corynthos
Reduce with age. All the drama in the 20s, less so in your 30s and beyond... After 50 you jdgaf....
Bignholy
Every *worthwhile* one. I've known a few who "had standards", and they were all terrible people to have a relationship with.
viila
Her makeup includes a foot of height?
player5r7
Those boots are modelled on these, and "standard goth boots" all have chunky soles!
MorkTheDork
Boots.
viila
Those boots do not have foot thick soles.
MorkTheDork
Do you have empirical evidence to support your claim?
viila
ArcanisTheOmnipotent
No one is a bit weirded out that she looks underage?
foreverinchains
I've met people in their 30s who look underage.
fnoigy
This is imgur. They hate pedophiles, but absolutely drool over women who look forever 14. It's only bad if somebody *else* does it
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Looks? She is. The last panel has child proportions with the head to body ratio.
IndigoThursday
Nah, she's just short
ministerm
Her height LITERALLY changes in the last panel.
IndigoThursday
She took the platform boots off
KaiserRollze
I get what it's trying to say but...It went too literal and it's weird.
HieronymousFlex
Lol y'all need to touch grass.
ArcanisTheOmnipotent
What a weird turn of phrase. What benefits does touching grass have? You need to touch yogurt.
SpecialContainmentProcedures
I think it's not that she's literally under age... just drawn as a caricature of personality. She suddenly acts young when comfortable.
Vaenaemoenen
What about her is "acting young"? Teddy bear? Blanket? Adults can have teddy bears and blankets. Hell, i have a blanket on me right now.
TielKiri
I know, right? I thought this comic was some creepy commentary about little kids “tricking” adults or something. I don’t see what everyone-
TielKiri
else seems to- especially given she literally has a teddy bear
foreverinchains
I'm a 42 year old man, and I have have more than one teddy bear.
TielKiri
I have a lotta plushies myself but that *is* very much associated with childhood and there’s more than that making her look like a child
foreverinchains
"Looking like a child" is very different from "is a child". I've met people who still look like teenagers in their thirties.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
I don't think it's meant to be literal
Valixene
I'm 32 and I have several plushies I sleep with sometimes. Was there some unwritten rule that we're not allowed to have plushies once old?
TielKiri
Not at all; I have one. But teddy bears are still associated with babies, toddlers, and young children, and other things- like reducing her-
TielKiri
head-height- seem to show the artist trying to make them look like a small child, at least to me and @/ArcanisTheOmnipotent
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
Anyone freaking out about this would have to logically conclude that this comic (which many of them have 1/?
TielKiri
I thought about an essentially identical meme to that one; my main problem is less OP’s comic and more the comments saying things like-
TielKiri
“I’ve had this fantasy for a very long time” and stuff. I don’t think it’s actually that the comment section’s magically been filled with-
TielKiri
pedos or something, just that people are going “goth chicks are hot” and are being oblivious about the fact said goth is being depicted as-
TielKiri
a child. But despite intellectually knowing that the cause is obliviousness and not pedophilia, emotionally it still creeps me out and-
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
surely seen and laughed at) implies that the dudes partner is also a pedophile. Stop being hair trigger reactionaries. Not 2/?
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
all artwork you see is literal, and not everything depicting children is automatically nefarious. 3/3
ArcanisTheOmnipotent
I wasn’t implying anything nefarious, you are the one who took it too far.
StewedTomaters
Gotta be that guy: "reactionaries" doesn't mean what you think it does. Doesn't work here.
Vaenaemoenen
It works if the message goes through.
Aldante92
Yeah, everyone knows reactionaries are people that work at nuclear power plants
Fattbeard
I've had this fantasy for a very long time. Sadly it's not happened.
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AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
Matt Goertz, Manufacturing Engineer at MasterCraft Boat Company in Tennessee? That Matt Goertz?
UnknownOne1
No couch?
jhsuber
Was it around this time of year and you were lured to be their next human sacrifice to dark powers?
fickeroffick
Love comfy slippers and teddy bears while binging TV.
SpitMatt
What? Meeting a woman?
KaiserRollze
You have a fantasy of dating someone who transforms into a child? ...Aight, lemme get Benjamin Button on the line.
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
Because, no TV?
Natdictit
When I gave my tv away I did not relize how much of a cop out of plans it was to come over and watch something wtf am I sopose to do with em
Tsamane
No TV and no beer make Homer something, something.
Maxgaap
Human contact?
TDJellyman
DarthGoodguy
https://i.imgur.com/2hWJ9Wj
Daarst
The most impossible of fantasies.
keillrandor
I had that once... But she decided she wanted someone else...
WilliamWeird
You can have tall boots and bouffant hair if you want. Treat yourself.
Zunderfeuer
Always wanted to add more height to the sensation of stumping my head all around the public transport system. Now in black and white
positiveleroy
Can I have a…BULBOUS bouffant…?
Smellthisplz
https://youtu.be/0uuCNAwXGaQ
SonneilIon
al3xinw0nderland0000
Jesus christ the people making these comments need help, adults are allowed to have stuffed animals and be comfortable??????
Fattbeard
Being short doesn't make you a child. We're seeing this meme in two totally different ways my friend.
SonneilIon
Get a sense of humor
1800MixAlot
ILiekToCookAndBake
wintercoat
Post something funny.
alvinthatsme
KingXizor
*kisskisskiss*
KaiserRollze
Visibly regressing to a child form complete with blankie and teddy bear, however...
AndroidSoul
Thought the problem with that was the child brain development, not the child form. Hits different when it's the brain of a 700 y/o vampire
IAmDrBanner
What is wrong with having a blankie as an adult you son of a gun. Say it to my face.
KaiserRollze
Quiet, Linus. You're not even the star of the comic!
ChaosScythe
Ayy man I’m 23 and enlisted. I still have a stuffed dog from when I was a baby and the blankets too.
eeps
The only part that makes me uncomfortable is the way her head size and shape changes. The rest is normal getting comfy.
KaiserRollze
The rest are blatant signifiers of childhood because this is a comic about a man unwittingly dating a child-witch.