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May 22, 2016 6:51 PM
arealtexan
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JanetZuzuSnakehole
Food pyramid something something...
TheBoozehoundBitch
Who travels all the way to Egypt to eat fucking Pizza Hut??
CantonahM8
"Yeah, it was alright. Y'know, it was Pizza-Hut, it was the same as in England." "Yeah, well, that's globalisation isn't it?"
shanikwa
Is real estate in Egypt, would the pyramids be beach front property? Where's the most valuable real estate in egypt?
dogeonamac
Wait... there is a fucking Pizza Hut over there?! Well that shit is escalating
EldrickWoods
Karl Pilkington taught me that there is a KFC that is run by deaf people in Giza.
bigeasy44
He also ate at a pizza right by the pyramids
mearkatnipslip
God bless America pass the taco sauce
Dominiricanish
Are you at the Guardian Guest House?! I stayed there in October!! The staff are the nicest people!!
TommyWiseauTheActualAlien
Do you know if that is where Indiana jones was filmed because it looks just like it.
Tech3828
You really grabbed a slice of that masterpiece
Geogator
If I remember correctly, I think there is a kfc right next to the pizza hut
guruofsleep
Pyramids from Pizza....hut
VirgieErlich82
Ate at roof top looking over same view.. Ate Egyptian ethnic food. Not sorry. + lasers!
binkyboo
That makes me sad...
Munchman347
Waiter, I burned my mouth on this pizza. 'You shouldn't have left it out of the cooler on a day like this, Sir'...
KevinAnselm
Giza Hut?
FuckKnows
Boom, mystery solved. They built the pyramids to guide people to pizza hut.
oxfordsorbrogues
So nice of the aliens to build us a Pizza Hut for when we come to see the pyramids.
jbilly90
Wow
1234canIhavealittlemore
On the downside... When you're at the pyramids (wonder of the ancient world) your view is spoiled by a fucking pizza hut.
UncomfortableAnswers
Yeah, but can you buy cocaine round the back like the one in my town?
TemetNosce000
Smart pizza hut. Great location next to a large amount of grain.
TotallyNotSarcastic
Pizza hut. Fucking pizza hut. Ugh
JimiPhoenix
Pizza Tut
littleputawhocould
You win
RulesOfImgur
But, king tut was not buried in the pyrimads. Kufu was. so, kufu hut?
Your90sSexualFantasy
You. I like you. You may stay.
EmmyHearts
I'm CRYING
SimonGarfunkle
*slow clap*
DoctorWest
Giza Hut
DrJohnnyZoidberg
Better
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Giza Tut?
RulesOfImgur
Yes
balidown
Yeah, but turn the camera around so we can see the pirymids view.
Garouleloup
That's strange, i could've sworn i built them in the ocean.
darynu
Yeah they're in the bay, right next to Stonehenge and the Oracle.
FreshWater13
"the great pyramids have been built in a faraway land..."
moon2A
By fucking George Washington himself of all motherfuckers annnnnd here comes Napoleon with those nukes I ordered.
givemeyourhate
Watch out though, Ghandi is in the house!
mjakian
Wait... Egypt has pizza?!
raidahlovah
KFC...hard rock cafe. And more
mjakian
And the prize for understanding sarcasm goes to...
raidahlovah
Ya like most ppl knew that. YOUR SO WITTY!!
mjakian
Why thank you :)
raidahlovah
And the prize for understanding sarcasm goes to....
LumpySpaceBrotha
You're in Egypt and your milktoast ass goes to a pizza hut?
chopper35
wha?
arealtexan
Hitting me with the milktoast? Savage af
Bakeeza
It's a combo Pizza Hut and KFC. Great to hit up for a cold drink after being in the sun dodging the souvenir sellers
CorneliaBullock
*milquetoast. But still, always an excellent way to describe someone :-)
HornoTostador
I like a post that *peaks my interest in something.
justforthefakepoints
Ate at roof top looking over same view.. Ate Egyptian ethnic food. Not sorry. + lasers!
justforthefakepoints
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Gigi24
+1 for milktoast ass. *Writes note to use in a sentence tomorrow*
obzbdc
I think they were going for milquetoast: http://www.dictionary.com/browse/milquetoast
HornoTostador
If they build a Burger King in the Forbidden City OP will be first in line.
unreliableLobster
Why would you go to Pizza Hut?
mtbron
It's THE best view of the pyramids. Everything else is just sand colored and tons and tons of garbage.
PotatoPotates
That's so wrong.... There's so many places to view the pyramids from. One being a fucking boat on the Nile . source I'm Egyptian.
mtbron
Sorry. The Nile is incredibly polluted as well. I would NOT see the pyramids again but i would go see Alexandria or other remote pyramids.
PotatoPotates
With food ofc.
ThatTransformersDude
Well that really trumps over the one close to me, where my friend got robbed.
HomelingRazor
...was your friend a mummified Pharaoh?
Oalsk
According to fox news your friend got robbed by Donald Trump at a pizza hut
DrIvoRobotnik
was it nice to look at though?
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
Oh, you'll get robbed at the Egyptian Pizza Hut too. But at least it's a robbery with a view.
quadralol
Sir, who robbed you? --It was some Giza.
lLikeTurtles
That's Hillaryous
duramax08
berrrrrrn
Iassann
Trump
louisdubya
My friend was murdered at a pizza hut. True story. You spend your life wondering how it ends..and bam. It's pizza hut. Life ammirite?
PocketGengar
I work at pizza hut can confirm life sux
LincolnSiixEcho
Some pill head ran into our Pizza Hut with his truck. They have concrete polls there now.
NurseDYSP
So people can vote?
LincolnSiixEcho
Yes
APersonWhoUsesImgur
Was it really just heart disease from too much pizza and you're just being really dramatic, or was he actually murdered?
BillyIsBest
Yes
louisdubya
Nope. Dumbass that just got off work came back w a pistol to rob the place. Was immediately recognized and shot the three employees
spacecatts
Damn
APersonWhoUsesImgur
Damn. Now I feel bad for that joke. Sorry man
IProvideFakeContext
Why do people have to be terrible? Please tell me hes rotting in prison.