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May 31, 2016 12:43 AM
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plasTUSK
Okay but my mom did actually offer me cheaper pot. Mom knows a guy.
TheRoboteer
Who kills someone by slitting their wrists? Why did they ever think that would be plausible?
AbyssusPuella
Was in American History, talking about WW2 and Pearl Harbor, someone raised their hand and asked "didn't Germany bomb it?", died laughing...
zma123456
"Omg my toddler posted my picture on Instagram with a filter and a caption" - Kim. Northwest a child prodigy???
qualitystreamcontent
If you wanna innocently make up a story just to make some one laugh then just say it happened to a friend.
Vanstaup
I love the cringe but I also hate it. +
fantafarta
God damn it. By the time I was four images into this post I'd forgotten what it was all about. Then I got to the comments... THE MINDFUCK.
nosoupforoldmen
...and then everyone in the store applauded! And then Ryan Gosling proposed to me right there! But I'm a lesbian and get way more puss than
nosoupforoldmen
him!
definitelyNOTGeorgeBush
Also global warming and the moon landing. Wake up sheeple
MusicPirate
https://youtu.be/gEAyTLQBVns
Yodaloid
Is this a cringe dump?
thatclimbingguy
This is "this totally happened"-dump
theodd1sout
Sure Jan
HAupvote
#9 or you could just say thank you for the compliment and be on your way?
pres2pond
Well Ms. Purple, if you'd call me cute once in a while I might know the "ridiculous things women go through".
imjustaramblinggamblingman
One time, I was dating a girl in Canada, & a guy tried to mug us and I kicked the gun out of his hand and he ran away. Then she & I had sex
thatclimbingguy
About as believable as the rest of the post
imjustaramblinggamblingman
Exactly
ExactlyZeroNipplesSeen
She's in Canada; you wouldn't know her.
SedativeComet
/a/Wsp7o Or she coulda fuckin just said thanks without agreeing or disagreeing and not being a cunt
Squirrelmastersbitch
Found the fuckboy
tetter99
Well in theory she's a cunt, it never happened since she made up so in reality she's just a stupid bitch.
valide
I've done this. More than once. Except, I never wonder about the man-boys afterwards...
ExactlyZeroNipplesSeen
A 20 year old is not above the minimum age limit to apply to law enforcement...
ThisIsTheBestUsernameICouldComeUpWith
I'm more concerned with how old was this girl that she still had a curfew?? Definitely not old enough to be hooking up with a 20yo
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
This sounds right, but your username makes me not trust you....
master117
The internet isnt only america...
lawrus
wait what
master117
In most countries you are an adult with 18 and thus can become a cop. Like russia, all of europe, japan.
lawrus
no no I get that, but what do you mean about the internet not being only in america
ImSureIHaveAnAccount
Quite literally that. Someone posting a story is not guaranteed to be from the United States of America. Meaning different laws and customs.
NoOneCorrectMe
So the dinosaurs didn't happen?
misbehave01
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-brontosaurus-is-back1/
nrkst
-Feathers?
zma123456
Let's not discuss OP's love for conspiracy theories on the dinosaurs.
Snooj
Not the mighty thunder lizards.
SomeWateryTartThrewASwordAtMe
Not according to Kansas state schools
ImpalaG67
I think it's referring to brontasaursus (however the hell you spell it) there's a theory that they never existed or whatever
misbehave01
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-brontosaurus-is-back1/
jadespider
the theory that it did exist was the result of mismatched fossils. so they existed about as much as a centaurs.
smellsliketeenspiritwhichisjustdirtylaundry
Actually, they have been confirmed as real. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brontosaurus
DadJokesaretheBest
I was gonna say, we are currently believing in Brontosaurus again!