I paid off your student loans.

Jan 27, 2021 11:03 PM

Sensiblyinteresting

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bippityboppitybuttsex

I have health insurance, want to get married? [this one only works in the US]

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

quademan47

No I always wash the dishes after I cook dinner.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybeamonster

We both got buckets of chicken. Wanna do it?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cyclopsesnobody

I'm bad at sex

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

devilshire52

I would rather spend one lifetime with you, than to spend all the ages alone... I choose a mortal life.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

FasterSnake

I ordered extra fries.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ISeeAlmostEverything

After your third orgasm I will cook you dinner.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nekocatz13

I'm slightly above average in everything ;)

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7009

"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put." Not my sentence, google him if you like it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NibblonianNibbler

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ireallydontknowwhattowritedownhere

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0