Feb 2, 2016 9:15 PM
taifk
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harmonthompson1
No way!
FishyBitches
seriously thought it was a gif and it was gonna twitch
nameiuseforimgur
Brutal.
LoodGookin
Someone doesn't know how to fly a drone, still it died an honorable death... For the Hive!
GuinnessAndScotch
You live by the sword, you die by the barbed-wire fence.
PookieDragon
Let the Beereavement commence
IReallyLoveJokes
Oh god how you saw it ??
prattleassassin
hymenoptera carapaces can't melt barbed wire
kattelyn
Get well soon.
IHaveATacoBellSign
It's a barbbee ill see myself out.
Hexaprotodon
Looks like something what great grey shrike would do.
captainofthessdouchecanoe
Buzzed flying is drunk flying
WhydoItry
Stomped
ninjafartball
Nope.... That's man made
Sethabrahm
Unbeelievable
LazyPoultry
That'll buff out.
FoxyLoxyMoxy
@doihearanamen
CanisMaximus
Butcher birds (shrikes) do this. It's common in the midwest.
Akumecho
Beetality!
StevenFarmer
"Who's doing the stinging NOW, huh?!"
Blaheffy
I feel sad.
MrBarn
And nobody helped him/her :( RIP little hero. ;)
ItsHardToBeAnOptimist
Impale just thinking about it.
drasparagus
I bet that stung...
CeciliaBobilia
Heh heh heh.
webjournalist
[ wasted ]
ThisIsMyUsersubAccount
Don't text and fly, beeple
Ristant
FTFY "don't text and fly; bee safe"
LilRedRidah
+10 if I could...
Clueis13
Honey please!
Alwind
"Buzzed driving is drunk driving"
MajesticButthole
Wake up beeple!
stealmydebt
LOL +1 for beeple
alsoifuckedyourmom
The weird thing is that someone definitely impaled that bee on the wire and then took a picture of it.
Fourhand
Probably a shrike.
SanSamis
The shrike had a camera?
MakeTabbouleNotWar
I have barb wire just like that in my backyard. *live next to a horsefield* I see that a lot, never thought to take a picture though
FrozenSTi
OMG, is he OK?
timkoenig5
Yes....it was just a flesh wound.
AlbanB
yep tis is but a scratch.
DoYouEvenWalrus
It'll buzz right out
It's only a flesh wound.
jalex1215
He's a leaf on the wind
SlagathorDeb
dammit...
EcchiOjisan
TRIGGERED. it's a *she*
bandersna7ch
He'll bee fine.
cheaptransistorradio
Shrikes are birds that commonly impale their catch on barbed wire to save for later. Seriously cool little predators!
badvibesforever
Shrikes also from Tribes :D
BirdsBeerandBitches
They also use the thorns/barbs as a sort of fork to help tear their prey into more edible pieces.
theycallmemichael
There's a great series of books by Dan Simmons based on the idea of a shrike monster.
cecilbot
http://imgur.com/b0dk4al
FlyingCrow91
Holy Shrikies!
That is going to be my new catchphrase!!! :)
Episkopos
Is that the same as a butcher bird?
panzersharkcat
Motherfuckin' Lanius.
Smingersdidit
It is
hitshappens
Yea, if the bee was flying, the velocity wouldn't make the impulse high enough for it to get skewered like that
Aanokint
Impact
No, I meant impulse. Momentum change over time. The impulse is the value that would determine the damage to the exoskeleton
G0MeatCube
http://images.mudfooted.com/Shrike-impaling-dunnock.jpg holy fuck
ohmygodtheysaidnewzealand
And he's all, "aw yisss, leftovers"
WallacenGromit
Fucking brutal
PineappleNipples
Are they native to Texas? When I was a kid I walked out to my pasture and on the barbed wire fence there was three mice hung on the barbs 1/
2/ and I freaked the fuck out thinking someone was fucking with me or these mice killed themselves. For years I've been trying to figure it
3/ out. Searched online about it and asked around. No one had a clue.
That'll be a Loggerhead Shrike. Year round resident in Texas.
Ah, thank you for helping me figure this out 12 years later!
basicwhitelich
Seriously cool until you have to catch one. They're the only ones I've seen that are guarenteed to draw blood. Every. Fucking. Time.
YouAreHoldingMeVerballyHostage
Hooked beaks are good for that. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c8/Grey_Butcherbird_Young_Singing.JPG
JosephDunaravich
Why did you need to catch shrikes?
Tracking and tagging for a biodiversity study. Honestly, I was just there because I wanted to catch eagles.
IamBunny
Misread as bloodiversity for a moment.
Endevin
Bloodiversity is officially my word of the day today. Probably month. Candidate for year.
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
So are you more likely to bleed when handling a shrike or handling a shrike?
Yes. Omg yes. The golden we got was super chill and kinda just went with it. Shrikes are like catching a handfull of razors.
harmonthompson1
No way!
FishyBitches
seriously thought it was a gif and it was gonna twitch
nameiuseforimgur
Brutal.
LoodGookin
Someone doesn't know how to fly a drone, still it died an honorable death... For the Hive!
GuinnessAndScotch
You live by the sword, you die by the barbed-wire fence.
PookieDragon
Let the Beereavement commence
IReallyLoveJokes
Oh god how you saw it ??
prattleassassin
hymenoptera carapaces can't melt barbed wire
kattelyn
Get well soon.
IHaveATacoBellSign
It's a barbbee ill see myself out.
Hexaprotodon
Looks like something what great grey shrike would do.
captainofthessdouchecanoe
Buzzed flying is drunk flying
WhydoItry
Stomped
prattleassassin
hymenoptera carapaces can't melt barbed wire
ninjafartball
Nope.... That's man made
Sethabrahm
Unbeelievable
LazyPoultry
That'll buff out.
FoxyLoxyMoxy
@doihearanamen
CanisMaximus
Butcher birds (shrikes) do this. It's common in the midwest.
Akumecho
Beetality!
StevenFarmer
"Who's doing the stinging NOW, huh?!"
Blaheffy
I feel sad.
MrBarn
And nobody helped him/her :( RIP little hero. ;)
ItsHardToBeAnOptimist
Impale just thinking about it.
drasparagus
I bet that stung...
CeciliaBobilia
Heh heh heh.
webjournalist
[ wasted ]
ThisIsMyUsersubAccount
Don't text and fly, beeple
Ristant
FTFY "don't text and fly; bee safe"
LilRedRidah
+10 if I could...
Clueis13
Honey please!
Alwind
"Buzzed driving is drunk driving"
MajesticButthole
Wake up beeple!
stealmydebt
LOL +1 for beeple
alsoifuckedyourmom
The weird thing is that someone definitely impaled that bee on the wire and then took a picture of it.
Fourhand
Probably a shrike.
SanSamis
The shrike had a camera?
MakeTabbouleNotWar
I have barb wire just like that in my backyard. *live next to a horsefield* I see that a lot, never thought to take a picture though
FrozenSTi
OMG, is he OK?
timkoenig5
Yes....it was just a flesh wound.
AlbanB
yep tis is but a scratch.
DoYouEvenWalrus
It'll buzz right out
taifk
It's only a flesh wound.
jalex1215
He's a leaf on the wind
SlagathorDeb
dammit...
EcchiOjisan
TRIGGERED. it's a *she*
bandersna7ch
He'll bee fine.
cheaptransistorradio
Shrikes are birds that commonly impale their catch on barbed wire to save for later. Seriously cool little predators!
badvibesforever
Shrikes also from Tribes :D
BirdsBeerandBitches
They also use the thorns/barbs as a sort of fork to help tear their prey into more edible pieces.
theycallmemichael
There's a great series of books by Dan Simmons based on the idea of a shrike monster.
cecilbot
http://imgur.com/b0dk4al
FlyingCrow91
Holy Shrikies!
cheaptransistorradio
That is going to be my new catchphrase!!! :)
Episkopos
Is that the same as a butcher bird?
panzersharkcat
Motherfuckin' Lanius.
Smingersdidit
It is
hitshappens
Yea, if the bee was flying, the velocity wouldn't make the impulse high enough for it to get skewered like that
Aanokint
Impact
hitshappens
No, I meant impulse. Momentum change over time. The impulse is the value that would determine the damage to the exoskeleton
G0MeatCube
http://images.mudfooted.com/Shrike-impaling-dunnock.jpg holy fuck
ohmygodtheysaidnewzealand
And he's all, "aw yisss, leftovers"
WallacenGromit
Fucking brutal
PineappleNipples
Are they native to Texas? When I was a kid I walked out to my pasture and on the barbed wire fence there was three mice hung on the barbs 1/
PineappleNipples
2/ and I freaked the fuck out thinking someone was fucking with me or these mice killed themselves. For years I've been trying to figure it
PineappleNipples
3/ out. Searched online about it and asked around. No one had a clue.
cheaptransistorradio
That'll be a Loggerhead Shrike. Year round resident in Texas.
PineappleNipples
Ah, thank you for helping me figure this out 12 years later!
basicwhitelich
Seriously cool until you have to catch one. They're the only ones I've seen that are guarenteed to draw blood. Every. Fucking. Time.
YouAreHoldingMeVerballyHostage
Hooked beaks are good for that. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c8/Grey_Butcherbird_Young_Singing.JPG
JosephDunaravich
Why did you need to catch shrikes?
basicwhitelich
Tracking and tagging for a biodiversity study. Honestly, I was just there because I wanted to catch eagles.
IamBunny
Misread as bloodiversity for a moment.
Endevin
Bloodiversity is officially my word of the day today. Probably month. Candidate for year.
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
So are you more likely to bleed when handling a shrike or handling a shrike?
basicwhitelich
Yes. Omg yes. The golden we got was super chill and kinda just went with it. Shrikes are like catching a handfull of razors.