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cleetdog101
Especially the Unsullied being as they can't ... you know. Hey where's Bran?
Jonesso
I'm pretty sure i have no idea what this is
MultiNonymous
Remember to always spay or neuter your unsullied.
Gonnaderpya
You're the only other person to mention this shit. Wasn't there only like 20 fucking Dothraki and Jorah left to haul ass back to Winterfell
Muszkatela
Yeah, especially they werent in their town type. Stronghold troops can't spawn in Castle
RobErtE87
Doth thou Raki?
candiduscorvus
Yeah weren’t we told the Dothraki were extinct after the battle with the dead? Then suddenly, not so much.
Inarticulated
The trick is to keep building additional pylons
Phalbutt
Blizzard plz nerf
RobErtE87
https://imgur.com/1HrcBJE
PutinsPoolNoodle
Did Bran know Dany was gonna do mad but didn't care because he works be king? Was he a bad guy all along
arejays
It’s like Doctor Strange knowing a certain sacrifice would be the only path to victory
TheHappyMadman
What happen to the build of jon being a targaryan?
Gantzz321
Dumb and Dumber happened
BiggusVaginus
They kinda forgot about that aswell
IHateApostrophes
Apparently Jon is too honest to withhold the truth about what happened to Dany, but not too honest to withhold the truth about his identity.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
They'll nerf it next season. Oh, wait...
ComcastLover
I'm more disturbed about how grey worm teleported to the top of the stairs
philosoraptor1000
He's very very sneaky
beardface5
Jon just took a detour to starbucks
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
Dragon fire can’t melt valerian steel. This episode was an inside job, and by inside I mean inside someone’s head and didn’t happen
samwyze
Move along, nothing to see here!
TheDukeofCinnamonBuns
The Iron throne wasn't made of valyrian steel.
Tweedmach8n3
Dragon fire can 100% melt valerian steel, it's literally how it's made. However those 1000 swords were just steel.
icyhotonmynuts
The IRON throne wasn't named after VALERIAN steel [swords]
canonlyturnright
So what happened to the Dothraki at the end? Unsullied unsulked off to Naath.
beardface5
Jon is Kahl now, they join in him later in the North
SomethingTittyWitty
The remembered that they were supposed to be dead an died
Maggus05
They never even attempted to explain what happened to the Dothraki lol.
lilfella
I mean .. was that really vital to the greater story? Really? Aren't GoT fans just whining at this point?
LadyYmir
Wanting loose ends to be tied up is now whining. Ok.
AGiantSlor
To be fair, i really only saw what could've been about a 1000 unsullied in that one shot, maybe 2k. And what maybe 200 dothraki?
GoodbyeCassini
They're goodmen. And 200 is as many as 10 twenties!
Fairdinkums
Yeah it makes sense. They've definitely dwindled over the last seasons
ImNotMartyMcFly
She had half of D's & U's left after They got wiped out at Winterfell. At least that's what they said in ep. 4.
darkbunnyrabbit
Apparently there was enough to keep 5 or 6 kingdoms from slaughtering them for the horrific massacre of King's Landing
RonnieHubbard
Only about 3 kingdoms cared about Jon. With one of them war ravaged.The rest just wanted things sorted out. Not another war
Tendrilmind
Defending a city whose defences had been ripped a new asshole by dragon fire. The plot has more holes in it than Kings Landing’s walls.
trollprozac
Fear of dragon fire will do wonders.
HerrHat
The 5 to 6 kingdoms were on hold outside the walls. like, we may not want to fight over the rubble and ash but you guys ain't leaving.
darkbunnyrabbit
What walls? Dany ripped a bunch of holes in those and ruined the tops of all of them.
datCookieGuy
Only because the rest of the kingdoms were just as depleted with their forces
darkbunnyrabbit
The Vale and North seemed to have higher numbers than Dany post nightlong, though.
IAmDrBanner
Together they still had a lot more. Plus, Dany had no supplies. She had nobody to supply her with stuff to maintain her troops.
GrimdogX
Was Dorne actually depleted? my memory is shit but from what I remember their full army was never involved in anything.
datCookieGuy
I'd be willing to assume that the Dornish army isn't that good in regular combat. They resort to more guerrilla tactics than anything >
datCookieGuy
Which is what they used against Aegon the conqueror
stigmaoftherose
We got 2 water bottles, a teleporting grey worm, and like 15 minutes of just one person walking and this is what we are complaining about?
GoblinOfPoliticalSuccubus
water bottles don't make me hate GOT
Imafishwithlegs
The writers literally talke about the dothraki being wiped out Plus both them and the unsullied were in the front so theyd all be dead
usernametaken89
to be fair, the unsullied should be able to survive, atleast half of them, despite being in the front line. They are quite strong though.
Imafishwithlegs
They were literally engulfed by a charge of 100,000 undead, with only 18,000 they would have been overwhelmed and slaughtered
meroced
The fact that the unsullied and Dothraki have still such a presence at the end bothers me, what about the northmen? Where are they? ...
DanglyDongle
Them surviving was unnecessary. Drogon is menacing enough. And greyworm surviving makes sense plus allows the tension between him and Jon.
meroced
Jon just has no followers it seems, it’s all Unsullied and Dothraki, a lot of it still it seems. To me the standing army of the Unsullied...
meroced
When attacking kings landing is smaller then the one standing at her beautiful speech in last episode.
DamascusFire
Teleporting Grey Worm?
sugabears
He was slicing open necks when Jon left to go see Dany and then he got to the Red Keep before Jon
DamascusFire
oof
kamow
Jon took detour, Grey Worm knew shortcuts ;-)
LadyYmir
Thank god I wasn't the only one that noticed it.
beardface5
nah, Jon had to crank one out before his visit with Dany
LadyYmir
The Dothraki and Unsullied kinda forgot they got wiped out by the army of the dead.
Ganondwarf3000
No dont worry because half of Them survived
copingcabana
Then they remembered so they could all fit on one boat.
Gantzz321
just sing this little song in the beat of Married with Children theme song. "Dumb and Dumber, Dumb and Dumber....
getmo
No no no, there were more.... hiding in the forest.... while the dead raped Winterfell and almost killed everyone...
TodayIsSlapANaziDay
*killed everybody at least twice.
DeanSledgehammer
"Bran did it" is the explanation for everything. He probably spawned them back which needed to happen for him to become the king.
KongtheKing337
I thought that was the whole point of the lights winking out as they died. Like they just got to the army of the dead and sat down.
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
Was this phrasing(“kinda forgot”) from an interview or just funny phrasing for the meme
purgethefilthyheretics
https://youtu.be/LHN_gPSxJng
humanhotplate
I thought in one of their meetings they said half the unsullied and half the dothraki were gone, not all of them.
doesntmatter
Ridiculous
IHateApostrophes
Probably shouldn't have shown all of them riding to their deaths on screen then.
NoOneKnowsImLying
From an interview "Dany kind of forgot about the Iron Fleet"
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
That’s so stupid. At least say she wasn’t expecting dragon killing weapons. I mean she comes back with the same strategy and wins magically.
4FingeredBandit
The difference was Rhaegel was wounded and did not know of the threat while drogon was actively dodging, still stupid but explains it a bit
Delathi
Maybe the 'extra' Dothraki and Unsullied were from the army that took Casterly Rock and they weren't at Winterfell to get wiped out?
ChangingMyNameToHideFromStalker
That's what I was thinking too.
theturdburgla
If you have to try this hard to explain it, then the writers didn’t do their job.
Delathi
I'm not saying that they shouldn't have mentioned it, but I can enjoy a story without every detail being spoonfed.
theturdburgla
I agree with that, but your theory is a huge stretch
Overcucumbered
But why wouldn't she bring them when she's risking her own life and her dragons life for the fight? Why save a massive army?
Manofthelaw3
It's Dany, if she wasn't overconfident she could win every fight with her dragons easily, she would've died in Essos.
Overcucumbered
If that was an active decision then you show her arguing about it with her advisors. Now its just lazy.
Overcucumbered
It just comes across as them wanting a lot if people to die, but then realizing they need more troops for the next fight.
Goldensands
They are foot soldiers. Not exactly fast moving. Makes sense if some didn’t make it on time - not like the fight was gonna wait for em
Overcucumbered
I mean, Jamie sure had a lot of time just strolling all over the world in the same time. Sure he had a horse, but it still was a lot of time
Goldensands
It was slightly more distance. 1 horsed man against an army on foot. Still makes sense he makes it and they are still days out.
IHeartKittyCats
Oh, you killed our queen? I guess you can live and we'll just go away...
DoubleNubbin
Anyone know where the Dothraki went? Like the unsullied hopped on a boat, no sign of horses anywhere. Just despawned them?
Drewscifer
Jon could have just said she flew off.
flakeOfDoom
To be fair, a desire for vengeance can only sustain you for so long. Eventually you realize you've got an army, a ruined city, and no food.
egaode
And also all these nobles are totally cool with the Starks ruling the world/doing nothing about the massive power vacuum.
edwardfog
Winterous
Also the unsullied have zero respect for nobility. Why the hell would they let NOBLES decide who Daenerys' successor is?
madeyoulookXD
Like they fucked off, jon didn't have to go to the wall
BustinMakesMeFeelGood420
he's basically the defacto king beyond the wall now...I'd say he made out pretty well
Imafishwithlegs
He also didn’t have to turn himself in, there was no body, id have given them a week before they figured it out
Echo18
There were a whole mess of people hanging around that watched Jon go in to meet with Dany, and then saw Drogon fly away holding the body./1
Imafishwithlegs
They saw jon go in and a dragon fly off after shooting fire everywhere, no way they could have seen a body in that snow from that distance
Echo18
not that hard to put two and two together in that case. /2
geraint616
Let’s be honest, being in the nights watch is great for Jon. Everyone on each side of the wall loves him, and there’s no longer a war.
Echo18
I don't think Jon was planning on going back to the Wall. They closed the gate behind him. He was going North of the Wall to stay.
geraint616
Yeh but I’m sure he can just come and go as he pleases, there not gonna just lock him out.
Echo18
He's a deserter from the Watch. By law they would need to execute him, and Jon knows this, which is why he knows he can never go back. His/1
IAmDrBanner
If Bran didn't send Jon to the wall, he would be going back on his word as his very first action as king. Not to mention that while the /1
IHateApostrophes
This is all pointless if the north is independent. He can just continue being king in the north. Fuck what Yara or Dorne think.
phynex
His first action as king was to let the North secede. For a narrative trying really hard to have realistic consequences, this was silly.
SorryBuddy
Seriously. If the North left, why wouldn't other historically uppity kingdoms (Dorne & Iron Isles) leave too?
usernametaken89
Pretty sure this will happen, if an ONLY IF GRRM decided to continue the series after that point.
uitSCHOT
Also, Sansa said the Northmen would never bend the knee again, but even to a Stark? Ned's son?
IAmDrBanner
The problem is what comes after Bran. Bran wasn't gonna stay with the crown forever.
IAmDrBanner
Unsullied left, the Iron Born and the Dornish didn't, and from the meeting, they very much resented Jon for killing Dany. /2
IAmDrBanner
So that would have been one conflict that the decision would cause. Plus, the Unsullied could come back. It was just not worth it and /3
IAmDrBanner
everyone knew it. The best decision for Westeros at that point was to let Jon go. Plus, I am pretty sure that was what he wanted, too. /4
TalostheGreat
He could have stayed in winterfell, it was another kingdom, no one could interfere but whatever...
CptRobotNinja
Yeah he totally could, though he might undermine Sansas authority since he was king of the north for a minute
IAmDrBanner
It would undermine Sansa and the flimsy peace they had going. There was just no positive outcome other than an emotional one, and /1
IAmDrBanner
at that point everyone there is too grown up to risk things for just that. And like I said, Jon probably wanted to get away from all that /2
RealCovert
Bran is a cunt he saw everything that was going to happen in the future and decided to let it all play out so he became king. Asshole! haha
BustinMakesMeFeelGood420
Bran can't see the future
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
“Why do you think I came all this way?”
usernametaken89
And I dont think this is a good trait for a king too, Bran know what will happen but doesnt make any effort to either help or console (1)
usernametaken89
the situation. Let say in the future, they might be an attempt to attack westeros, bran sure will know about it, but it seems to me that (2)