HuskyHairExtraordinaire
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Sep 28, 2025 10:39 AM
HuskyHairExtraordinaire
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yamamasyamaha
#29 this is a reflection of the ignorance of the map maker. There are ufo and alien sightings all over the world
fumptrucker
#39 There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can draw a conclusion from an incomplete data set ...
wantednokes
#14 toilet icon, toilet icon, toilet icon
fartharder
#42 damn it Chris!
SirRichardOfHead
#20 still do but used to, too.
tanebot
#9 Me when I attempt something impossible: shoot for the moon, chicks dig scars, no guts no glory
Me when I actually manage to land it: OK so this is now the minimum acceptable performance
TiredBanana
#10 yeah let's keep acting like it's only men who do this so juvenile bimbos can keep thinking just feminism is all about shitting on men at every turn.
Kimsgrim
#2 First day of my new me! Salad for lunch! *Glug, glug, glug, glug* goes half the bottle of ranch dressing. If you can drink the bottom of your salad when it's done, it ain't salad, you had oil and sugar soup for lunch.
KillingTlme
#11 why are you such a prickly? Seriously, baby cancer and Trump makes it to 80?
VaxxedCanadian
#27 It's still just one person tailgating you
PraiseThePook
This is why I make a point of getting out of the way when someone clearly wants to go faster. On the other hand, a line of tailgaters in the right lane while the left lane is wide open is just petty, stupid, and happens far too often.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
PlacentaEaters
Lousy Smartch weather
Lisossoma
#11 Stephen fry has answered this same question very eloquently
ATLandNerdy
#27 not if I'm doing 35 in a 25, this is a neighborhood, kids are playing here, all 5 of you can suck it IDGAF, I'm already going too fast.
hsalonen3000
hsalonen3000
Like me*
firlefranz
#30 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleWF0aXhocTYycjAwbDF5YXBxbjlvaGhvOWw1aW55eXVxbWFmaXR1ayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xT5LMtcLQXcNiY2H6M/200w.mp4
hightechpirate
#6 @BottomShelfVodka I know you left but I miss your dumps
WeirdStray
#39 there are only two kinds of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
EmeraldLight
#10 And? Some people don't want a relationship, nothing wrong with that. Contrary to religious beliefs, you CAN have sex without being attached to someone.
eastend666
#5 Siri knows what's up. I'd say, go with it.
chatterer
#35 Thank
schnapple99
#36 the author has a CompuServe email address?
bottledham
TripleDane
#14 Person 1. Person 2. Person 3. Person N+1
problem solved.
USA just need to not treat their employees horrible because they are afraid someone is sitting 5 mins extra on the can
Shadowarez1337
So many great memes for the collection
yqpqfrdp625772
#11 is just Pascal’s wager.t
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#20 ....they DON'T?
AxisOfIndifference
#42 They were all in love with dying, and they were doing it in Texas.
TooDeepInComplaints
Pauly caught a bullet, but it only hit his leg
cybergeek
Well it should've been a better shot and got him in the head
11thHourGhost
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
gailforcewinds
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
TheFishFace
#27 if someone is driving too slowly, you can still not tailgate them. Keeping a safe distance isn't a matter of politeness, it's a matter of avoiding crashes.
albaboss
My dad told me this when learning to drive. He said “you can go as fast as you want as long as you leave plenty of room between you and the car in front”. My dad’s a terrible driver but hasn’t gotten in any wrecks
graehall
Yeah, my dad tailgates constantly, it's why if I can absolutely help it, I refuse to get into the car with him when he drives
AntaNce
There are passing lanes & turnouts. Beside that, surprising how few minutes are lost going 50 versus 57. Even long drives, small difference.
TheFishFace
Yeah. If you somehow maintained those speeds for 300 miles, the difference is 6h vs 5h15.
I routinely get overtaken when driving at the limit of 20mph in the city centre when the light in front of me has just turned red anyway. Impatient people don't have the awareness to realise that such actions aren't worth it.
AntaNce
Yes. Driving has its own set of frustrations. Some of which make people lose their basic skills. Like math. Also self control. Disheartening. Weird- driving will make an otherwise logical and amicable person into a raving, slavering, moron with no ethics evident.
quasarvoyager2
It''s also a matter of overtaking, it's much harder to overtake a car you're diving close to than one you are at a proper following distance from. as you have less visibility. Tailgaters are dumb cowards who simply want other people to drive faster rather than them having to plan and execute the lost art of the safe overtake.
cdlong
I've had people tailgate me on empty 4 lane roads
TheFishFace
Those people just don't understand what a safe following distance looks like. Pure ignorance.
Goblinpunker
Change lanes, you were probably going 50 in a 55 in the left lane on an interstate and they were trying to give you a clue.
cdlong
No, I was doing 50 in a 45 on a city street. They we just completely zoned out. I eventually coasted down to 35 before they snapped out of it and changed lanes.
KMakyra
Same. Typically in fartcan Subarus or lifted white GMCs.
cdlong
That's oddly specific.
KMakyra
Because those are the most common offenders in my city, and the ones I regularly need to deal with.
Goblinpunker
Every comment on here is from a bed-wetting safety Nazi. You keep 2 seconds minimum between you and the car in front of you. If you want to change the radio or something, 4 seconds gives you two seconds to look away. Develop this habit and it becomes instinct. Good driving is based on GOOD HABITS. When pulling out, look left, then right, then left. You will learn to detect the car on the left's speed (in the USA, the one on the left will hit you first), if it's safe on the left look right.
GorillaPowers
I cannot stand all the safety nerds and their fucking diatribe on here. Shut the fuck up about helmets and shit. Its so fucking infuriating
TheFishFace
If you maintain a 2 second gap, noone will accuse you of tailgating. When I see someone tailgating me, I'd estimate they're about 20m away or less at 70mph which is less than a half second gap. If I had to brake suddenly, they wouldn't even realise before they hit me.
I routinely see people leaving more like a 5m gap, too.
Goblinpunker
I get that. With a 2 second gap the faster you go the larger it gets. My Dad was a pilot, built race cars as a hobby, could ride a wheelie as far as he wanted on ANY bike back in the '70s before it was a thing. He was excellent regardless of which wheel he was behind. He started letting me drive on his lap when I was 5yo. I had a license at 12. People can take my advice or not, but if they don't someday they'll probably be saying, "I should have listened to Gobs".
Goblinpunker
Look at all my downvotes for countering bad whiny bitch BS with good advice.
Here's me pandering to the hive mind:
If you just stay out of cars you won't be hurt in a car accident probably. You'll also save the planet and support LGBTQ rights and make chump cry. Thumbs up cats, social anxiety. Tylenol crew shiggy riz the doople.
JFC, lol.
TheFishFace
You're getting downvotes because you're accusing people of being "safety Nazis" for saying don't tailgate, and then said that people shouldn't tailgate, suggesting you aren't understanding what has been said yet are still willing to insult people.
Your other comments sound like you're off your fucking nut
Goblinpunker
That is not at ALL what I said; I said don't tailgate and explained how NOT to in detail. Before that it was just the stupid safety Nazis pretending to know about things they don't. Thanks for your reply.
DdCno1
Also, adhering to the speed limit is not driving too slowly, for crying out loud. I'm not going to speed on a wet and windy country road with absolutely no clue of what's behind the next corner or over the hill just so that I can wait at the stoplight at the end of it.
TripleDane
while adhering to the speed limits is fine its legally still does not allow you to break the law by driving in the left lane which is illegal in 21 states in the us.
In those statess left lane is for over taking only.
but due to Americans ussual horrible education most americans dont know this
DdCno1
I'm not American and I'm not doing this.
TripleDane
Sorry I wasn't implying you specifically. Just bringing up an observation about American drivers.
DdCno1
No worries.
TiredBanana
#2 This is fucking stupid. Healthy diet isn't just counting fucking calories.
Americans will eat literally everything out of a can and drink a sixpack of Coke Daily, but then leave out olive oil because they're on a diet and it has calories.
MeestowKitty
What a hateful little cretin you are.
WillLickNudibranchsForBUzz
You must agree that eating healthy stuff AND using olive oil in ecxess will make a weight loss difficult, no?
TheFishFace
No but the biggest dirt issue for people reading this will be eating too many calories
TiredBanana
Biggest issue is people are stupid and go for fad diets instead of the tiniest bit of self-education.
Goblinpunker
No we won't. Quit with the negative generalizations.
TiredBanana
I'll quit when i respect you again. That's not happening during this nazi shitshow.
Goblinpunker
I guess you blame all the Germans for what the Nazi's did; that proves you have about as much nuance as a Chump cultist. Do better.
Virus331
...Will they? I don't think there's actually a huge overlap between the daily Coke six-pack drinkers and the "I won't consume olive oil because I'm on a diet" demographics.
Goblinpunker
That was just a mean-spirited comment.
yqpqfrdp625772
Champ, the oil is hard to calorie count. That’s it. That’s the sum of the joke. Very rarely does someone premeasure the oil they put in a pan to cook with, but it’s still calories.
TiredBanana
ChAmP
TiredBanana
And all that is still idiotic. It's olive oil. Famously healthy olive oil. Talking about a healthy diet while worrying about calories in olive oil is red state level stupid.
PraiseThePook
The meme was conflating eating healthy with weight loss. The two aren't mutually exclusive.
Frostedjakes
Healthy foods can still be consumed in unhealthy quantities, it's not rocket science.
TiredBanana
And that was not the topic, dumbfuck.
But thqt gave you an angle to be snarky.
Intellectual dishonesty is pathetic, but i see imgurians these days think it's witty.
The world is full of morons.
Frostedjakes
"Talking about a healthy diet while worrying about calories in olive oil is red state level stupid."
K.