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Good guy Quokka
Dec 17, 2017 7:58 PM
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RealLifeJessicaDay
KillSteal
Do not do this shit ffs. I used to work on rottnest Island, you stress the little cunts out, leave um alone!
NaughtyWhiteRabbitInAHole
They are the answer to all questions .
Phischstaebchen
Quokkas are the realLife Porgs? :)
mercMermaid
Gabetheshrub
Intrusive thoughts: “Go and become the predator...”
TheAngryDodo
Hopefully they've learned after you know... me
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
I'd think twice before messing with them... look at those claws. (top left pic)
YouTotallyLookedAtMyUsernameDidntYou
There's no such things as no natural predators... Mosquitoes, parasites, and bacteria all love a good mammal
ItWasCool
I read your statement wrong, so let me correct myself: Mosquitoes, parasites, ect are not predators because they don't kill their "prey"...
ItWasCool
with intent. They live off off of them. Parasites would die themselves if they kill their host.
GadenKerensky
Then some fuckwits from France go and set one on fire.
Fatdicksinmybutt
Fuck those guys
JustANoobOnImgurWithOneCat
By the way there's a $300 fine if you touch one, but I'd pay it gladly
crushingmissy
Uh, except that they are extremely territorial and rip each other apart. And do bite humans... So, there's that.
OfallthestupididioticWTF
other than the typo how can you not know the difference between Koalas and capybaras?
PhilledAnu5
They're from the south western most point of Australia. I guess it's an island...
nonamejanie
I want to meet one of these one day.
alwayshidden
Where is this
Acidulatedwort
Yes, where!
YougotthetouchYougotthepower
Rotto!
ladyanderpants
Rottnest Island, off the coast of Western Australia
Folsee
It's Rottnest island. Pretty much of the coast of Perth (but you catch the ferry from Fremantle). Let me know when you go. I'll come with!
TheSecretLifeOfMsSnitty
Rottnest Island in Australia. I’m Australian & I adore them. ? Anyone who visits, pl keep the area clean & ensure people treat them kindly.
Pattosaurus20xx
Austria, near germany but a little tipsy
Acidulatedwort
Tipsy, like they are day drinking every day? I could move there!
Pattosaurus20xx
Something like that, bring ya thongs and boots
MaxIn
apparently there are snakes on that Island that prey on them, but on bald Island they have no predators
YougotthetouchYougotthepower
And fuckwits go there and abuse the animals. I hate people so much sometimes
Daniferd
Get the pitchforks. We gonna have a good lynchin'
japanesesandman
How can I get one as a pet?
Upvoter2000x
You can.
kirosharlequin
You can't
XanderCorsaj
I want one as a wise-cracking mechanic on board my battered up but fast as hell starship...
GodOfTheUnderWorldHades
Never knew I wanted this in my life, artists...art
Deadpoolio7
Quocket Quokka
Freakiestsumo
stupid as hell but I laughed so hard
spookyactionatadistance
Like this should have 200 upvotes by now
tehzpoon
Not much further now
TKBarbus
Is that a reference to something?
SquidJesus
This is Imgur, everything is a reference.
Deadpoolio7
SonderingStrike
How is everything down there?" "Well I am no expert, but should the coolant tank be on fire?"
Deadpoolio7
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY TAPE?
Legomaniac91
"You have an atomic bomb in you backpack! If anyone is gonna have tape, it's you!!"
Tassyr
That coolant doesn't seem to be doing its job very well
root1657
Think how bad it would be without it...
h0tdoglatte
So how do they taste?
TheAngryDodo
Not as good as me I hope
Wyattcon11
I'm going to say that since they survived through the age of sail, not as good as Dodo
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
The sailors who discovered the island thought they were giant rats. Humans have an instinctual aversion to rats, so I doubt they ate any.
Rac00nIz
Like a porg.
fhatpotatou
This is what happened with the dodos, and look what happened to them!
MrMaster101
Paoloc0mments
Like dodo.
taytonclait
Adorably delicious
Pattosaurus20xx
Precious Little Delicious
taytonclait
Absolutely
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TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Oh you...
atTheRealMAD
Dad?
LookingOutAtTheDoomedEarthSheBreathedaSighAsEverythingHadBecome
Most of what we "taste" is through the nose
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LookingOutAtTheDoomedEarthSheBreathedaSighAsEverythingHadBecome
OLFACTORY
Happinessfarmer72
Only about 40 % that's less than half not most. You're at least 11% off
Maggiesperson
That may be true. My father had no sense of smell at all, he once told me that onions and apples tasted exactly the same.
imtheguyintecornerofpartieshangingwithhisintrovertfriends
Bruh
taytonclait
Even the name quokka. It would be hard to give such a cute name some animal that ears it's pretty alive or is a terrible parasite.
freeshivahkadoo
I thought I was dumb and I read it twelve times
insoleindependent
You wanna try that sentence again?
dfrinky1337
What is this language, god dammit!
HouseMouseMN
How do I pronounce?
SexuallyAttractedtoGoofy
ImperatorFuzzy
WhiteningMcClean
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
thedurdo
taytonclait
Somehow I managed to transfer my hangover to my phone
dfrinky1337
Lol glad you answered!
Ikillmiceforaliving
So What did you mean?
taytonclait
"eats it's prey alive" (autocorrect tried to fuck me again!)
Ikillmiceforaliving
thanks
Wekey
Holy shit no, quokkas are very easily stressed out and people are harming their environment doing this, there's even a large (1)
Wekey
Fine for taking pictures with them, please don't share this it's quite harmful (2)
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
There is a fine for touching quokkas, and of course tourists are not supposed to feed them. They're not stressed by the human presence...
MiddlestOne
My sister camped on the island and now dislikes quokkas. They prevented any sleep at night.
kromosdomos
If they're anything like Koalas, Possums or any of the other bizarre wildlife down here, their night noises sound like a banshee orgasming.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
though since they haven't evolved to fear predation.On the contrary.They actively seek contact with humans out of curiosity &hope for treats
Wekey
Oh my bad, it's still negative to have such human influence on any animal population, especially in such a short time
watdefuqBoi
There’s absolutely no environmental or reproductive repercussions to anything that’s been done here. Come off it
Wekey
Except people littering and feeding the animals, not only that but a human presence is v unnatural and alters their behaviour
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Oh, it certainly is. The biggest dangers are people feeding them unsuitable foods like snacks & sweets that ruin their sensitive folivore...
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
digestive systems, as well as the pollution assiociated with tourism & the risk of reverse zoonotic diseases. But stress is not the issue.