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Mar 22, 2018 5:39 PM
ItsNikG
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superfeathers
"I'm having feelings again, like some kind of 14 year old kid."
meatsweats
GeekTherapyRadioPodcast
I like Glen Howerton. I really do. But not as much as I love millionaires telling me how to be happy.
MerToo
Just how insane do you have to be to seek more money at any cost when you're already a multi millionaire?
Kidstechno
firehawkcultist
Donald Trump is Dennis had Frank not wasted his wealth
MagicHelmetOfDick
He better come back to the gang & leave bio a.p or come back to the gang and stay in that other show.
johntbonespartan
I call it my God Hole
RidinReactionCreator
Don’t know who this guy is, but I completely agree with his take on things
ButterworthToast
You see the mindset a lot on Imgur. "I agree people should have basic help; but I'll never help pay for it". We live in a society people.
LargeVarge
I'll have to agree with him. Because of the implications. We are out on a boat and all..........
GrouchyMarx
The solution to capitalism is something that westerners have been trained and conditioned to fear, hate and reject for about 150 years.
MufasaJones020
The problem with Americans is the poor see themselves as temporarily embarrassed millionaires. (Loosely paraphrased John Steinbeck)
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
"John Steinbeck fucks the poor."
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
I NEED MY TOOLS!!!
motherfuckinghamlet
Dennis to the lobbyists
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Shirleybananas88
I just watched AP Bio, I lol'd many times
TKBarbus
Flyndaran
This is what we wish were true. Sorry, but most stupidly successful people are happy. Many if not most are assholes, but happy assholes.
Mayhem007
I like to think most of them are assholes because they aren't happy.
frankreynoldsthefrogkid
My son is so insightful
spudpicker
I gotta say, Dennis Reynold's misery is a perfect parallel to Donald Trump's misery. I don't think either of those men will ever be happy.
Begotten
What exactly leads anyone to believe Trump is miserable? lol
spudpicker
His frequent tantrums and constant frustration. But if his Twitter rants make you think "Ah, what a blissful man!" I worry for your sanity.
CampEvill
everypostepic
FFFS
"You stupid science bitches couldn't even make my friends more smarter!"
KevinBhall
police...ACADEMY!
TheBIFFALLO87
idontlikestarwars
Is he doing an accent?
CloudCider
Forgive me, i have grown quite weareh
KevinBhall
hah! i can freakin hear it!
RedWebster
God, I laughed for like 3 days after he delivered that line.
helloimsebastian
*Queue the its always in philadelphia music*
sendnukes
I love the show but in truth, I can't stand the opening theme. I skip it every time.
Gwego
I have to upvote, you know, because of the implication.
Chrisboy
t h e i m p l i c a t i o n
sadstory
You had me going for the first part, the 2nd half kinda threw me. . .
IamtheGinger
Wow, always thought the show was just a stupid farce, but that....that's actually pretty deep. +1
eathotdog
I've only ever seen it's always sunny memes so this coming from that guy is a big shock to me.
EricFromAccounts
The show's always been super deep. There's layers in MOST episodes they've done. You just need to look closer - or read online reviews more.
CrusherOfCities
IIRC that personality choice for Dennis is also why he decided not to name his character after himself like Mac and Charlie did.
ChetTheRocketStedman
IAS takes semi-current events and polarizes then to the extreme and absurd to the point where it’s funny.
TheBlackWindHowls
Rum ham?
ChetTheRocketStedman
Okay okay rum ham is a bit of an outlier
DicksmackMcgee
I read the whole quote, because of the implication.
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
Look how unhappy frank is. The man who has it all.
dankfr4nk
"oops I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my magnum dong"
boogablend
He lives in squalor for gods sake!
2shy4you
Dogebert
U’d be upset too if ur ex-wife was a WHOOOOOOOORE who tricked u into raising someone else’s kids.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Well his genes seem pretty shit though..
DanteHicks79
Yeah... but he still got the mooooove
CaptainSeahorse7
Go for it, go for it.
foxwithtools
And the only things that makes him really happy are low-life where he can waste his wealth and resentment for his previous lifestyle.
LudicrousSpeedGo
Hoors.
PostalDude420
Minus a hoagie downloaded off the internet, the one true goal in life, minus grilled charlies and rum ham.
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
Make me anotha grilled charlie, challie.
vigothecruel
I know what you mean, but rum ham. That’s a little happiness right there.
isthiswhereiputmyusernameat
RUM HAM!!! come back!
DavidPemberton
That's the point, he had it all and wasn't happy. He's thrown that lifestyle away and he's loving life. Enjoying the little things.
NickRivieraMD
Why still do anything? We all have holes. I agree with the actor but never got on board with the 'look how unhappy rich people are' train.
Leithreas
He's not talking about all rich people. Just people who fetishize making money. Plenty of rich folks don't see it as a #1 priority.
NickRivieraMD
The reason not to step on other people is because it's the right thing to treat people with respect. Pretending it's about happiness ...
NickRivieraMD
just reinforces those people who are like 'look how happy I am with all this, fuck y'all.'
neutronfish
I know some very happy millionaires. And some very miserable ones who never have enough and believe it’s their god gibbons right to have...
neutronfish
... literally all the money and if anyone gets in their way with ethics or regulations, they must be crushed because they’re the enemy.
NickRivieraMD
I'll have to take your word for it. I have yet to meet a rich person who doesn't think regulation is the govt trying to restrict their ...
NickRivieraMD
God given right to make money, but then again I don't know many rich people.
BoringOldBastard
Dennis becomes a lobbyist
BangusDangus
*Charlie scream*
FrightenedInmateNumberTwo
The Gang Forms a Super PAC
IQDeclined
Dennis: I will NEVER be a lobbyist! *black screen* Dennis becomes a lobbyist
BangusDangus
DonnieDangles87
God damn it I can hear the fucking music in my head and it won't stop.
phyzzx
I swear I'm not lying when I say, "I shit you not I heard that theme song start right the fuck up after reading that."
AlligatorLoki
The gang campaigns for president
MostIndeedlySo
The Gang Solves The Trump Situation
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
The Gang Carries out an Assassination
ItsNikG
*Cut to black* *Cue theme music*
BoringOldBastard
Thanks, you really added something there. I appreciate you.
Dangeruff
“11:15 am Thursday”
bkkhk
“Paddy’s Pub”
MostIndeedlySo
When the "ring ring ring" song, On Your Bike, starts to play, you know someone is about to do something really stupid :D
vonkeswick
I always loved that because as far as I can recall, it's never made a damn but of difference what time/day it is
Dangeruff
Thanks. Have an upvote! It’s always an arbitrary time and day and it always cracks me up
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Dangeruff
Drinking problem?.. i never noticed that theme.
shibaruuu
never really thought of it like that.