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May 6, 2017 10:52 PM
duckyoumate
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TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Cameron77
I had a pxl 2000. It required metal particle tapes. It worked ok but sucked batteries and was grainy. Still fun though.
wheresmymoneydenny
Hear that guys!? He was hit by "a lightning"
Spifarus
I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed that lol
gorillaClutch
#1 what is Italy doing with 1.1 million gallons of US water?
Redandpurpleunicorns
It's practice for deep sea diving. Also used to test water pressure hypothesis I think.
LadyTotesMcGoats
prob stole it from california i bet
Danishlmgurian
God damn Italians, stealing all our water!
caffeineandcreatine
To be fair, all water in Italy is pasta sauce
MithridateEupator
Having some deep joy
BeeDoubleEwe
Seriously, why don't they use their own water?
OffendedSkeleton
Detecting patriotic neutrinos
BitchButcher
*OUR water
TheStigsChineseCousin
Why is Butzi Porsche holding a model of what appears to be Ford GT? Inspiration?
JoeDirtsMullet
That's a 904 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porsche_904
TheStigsChineseCousin
Gotcha, thanks for clearing that up. I'm not very familiar with Porsche models
NOINOON
I'm pretty sure that swimming pool contains Italian litres, not US gallons.
AmbiguousAudio
I don't know if there's any validity to any of this. They cited themselves as the source.
Mack1986
#3 my dad recalls speaking with wozniak in the mid 80s to resolve tech issues
badbehavior
The made in Ger is only partially correct. They had shitty stuff in the beginning and only after years of improvement thru DIN it was good
cepacolusmaximus
TIL I have cherophobia.
UrbanSombrer0
Same. I didn't know there was a world for it.
youshouldbuyarowingmachine
I thought "Deep" Joy was OPs mums name? That's what she told me anyway.
Sm9yCg
I call BS on the apple thing. For 1.7 Million U$ you can afford excluding that lot from your datacenter.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
50shadesofhay
I wanted that video camera so much but it was always sold out.
Schlosey
I don't understand it's significance, could you explain it to me?
687474703a2f2f6d2e696d6775722e636f6d2f3134584247496d
Precision German engineering
sneakybeaver154
The Disneyland one actually says "I don't want to return to Mickey's house."
Hoop66
We got a linguist over here
erbiumyttriumytterbium
That's the literal translation. It could also mean "I don't want to go back to Mickey's company".
sneakybeaver154
You're right, I had never seen chez used that way before.
LilacDreamer
That's what I was thinking!
banjokaboom
Hit by a lightning. After he survived he probably had the sex too
someprickinvietnam
In reality that horse is such a beautiful dude he could probably get all the horse pussy he wanted without the owners help.
flamingflamingo
dude, what?
GadenKerensky
I heard that sometimes 'Teaser' horses are required, but I do not know the veracity of the claim. I shall look it up.
flamingflamingo
Sounds plausible. Horses are contentious with stuff like that. On a ranch with many horses, female horses will attempt to obscure the father
GadenKerensky
They are indeed real.
SwaglortSeal
I feel obligated to tag @elbowdeepinahorse here
akmarksman
Help Jack off a horse?
DontbeRickdiculous
I've got a friend named Jack. He's been stuck on this horse all day. No one wants to help Jack off a horse.
Satsuiki
I would help jack off a horse happily
AlaSnackbar
The owner is making millions from the horse having to have sex three times a day?!?! Clear case of sexploitation if I ever saw one.
Wombatish
I'd be reaaaallllyyyy surprised if he is actually available for that much live cover. It's less efficient and more risky than the usual AI
Dekker3D
It's per impregnation though, not per.. session.
Wombatish
Most high-quality reliable brood mares catch in 1 go. But even if they didn't, that many 'sessions' (fee aside) isn't the usual route.
Wombatish
I looked up his stud paperwork and it's apparently the jockey club only allowing live cover. TIL. Seems crazy, but 'crazy tradition' *c*
Wombatish
*c* kinda sums up the JC and racing in general at times.
docsmooth2108
How did they get all the water from the US to Italy?
MegaDeuce
The collected sweat of American tourists visiting Rome and Florence in the summer.
wheresthesun
Rain clouds
caffeineandcreatine
I'm a part of the engineer without borders at my college. This past year we went to Ecuador to install water purifiers and fix pumps.
ArdentSlacker
Any chance we can get you out to Flint?
caffeineandcreatine
At this point it's a political struggle more than anything. Weird how were allowed to go to different continents but not help our own
TheIcemanJr
As someone who went to Ecuador a few years ago and saw literal shit running through the streets of Guayaquil. You're doing great things.
JediWizard
Genuinely curious on your thoughts/ideas about Flint Michigan..?
caffeineandcreatine
The situation is terrible, but as of now (and a long time ago) is more of a political and ethical fault than anything else
sangatster
You're doing meaningful work. Few get to experience that level of helpfulness. Treasure this time.
Honeysucklebros
Are you at the uw? My brother Andy went a few months ago with their contingent
caffeineandcreatine
Uw?
Honeysucklebros
University of wisconsin in madison. Just curious.
caffeineandcreatine
Nope I'm on the east coast
PunnyTiger
#15 actually that translates to "I don't want to go back to Micky's place"
50shadesofhay
Thank you. I'm like they're dumb.
notacobra
Magnetars do not "Warp your atoms" that's not a thing. They do however produced concentrated gamma bursts more potent than a quasar. 1/2
notacobra
Essentially make them rotating death rays which have literally blown up satellites on earth from tens of thousands of light years away. 2/2
HandoB4Javert
#3 "Have you tried turning it off and on again" ~ William
TanithRosenbaum
#16 Where's the smart watch part of that watch? Does it run apps? Have bluetooth or wifi? If not then that's just an unusual regular watch.
carnivalesm
Could vibrate for notifications and have fitness tracking. There are several analog smartwatches currently available.
BigHairySandwich
My thought. If it only displays the time, it's just a watch. No need to give call it a smartwatch just because it seems more modern and cool
Estoyp00ping
Hold your horses! Did you say 3x A DAY?
DeletedByAdmin
Someone's not holding their horses.
Kommadore
100,000 miles is only 0.001 AU, probably shouldn't be that close anyway.
beartwig
I was about to comment... The earth is ~93 million miles from the sun anyway. 100K doesn't do much in the grand scheme of things.
custardgod
Thank God someone pointed this out
yourmomscheese
That's a third the distance to the moon. I was like no shit Sherlock. Credit cards would be the least of our problems
hackergiraffe
Right!? I don't think you should be that close to the sun either...
Kommadore
The only reason it's worth mentioning is that a magnetar is only like 7 miles in diameter, or less than 1/100,000th the size of the sun
paranoidpookie
Video on audio cassettes is brilliant.
paranoidpookie
Brilliant for its time just like our phones 15 years ago!
DeletedByAdmin
My younger sister had one, the video quality was terrible.
dazedNconfuzed
It was featured in Hamlet (2000), used by the protagonist to record his soliliquies.
viila
Not really. The quality is worse than youtube 144p (120x90), black and white and only 15 frames per second. And only 5-10 minutes per tape.
bigstop
cassettes are terrible at holding video but numerical data, its the absolute best, why am i posting on a 3 year old thing? corona virus
bigstop
i'm tired of hearing about corona
ArdentSlacker
That's why it's a toy. Still, for the 80's? That is a neat hack.
PumpkinMasher
This music video was shot on one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TZrQvjSwOM
paranoidpookie
That's really cool!
Beepity
Some of these are, in fact, unbelievable. #8 for example, dude probably just took a close-up picture of a random corn field.
sleetewayne
Probably, but I remember a theft happening in Dallas some years back where the thieves spent three months dismantling and taking a house.
Beepity
That sounds like the sort of thing that'd make it into the news, or at least publicly-available police records. Mind sending a link?
sleetewayne
Let me do some googling. It was on the tv when my grandma was still alive so at least three years ago.
Beepity
Thanks. If you say you saw it, I believe you, I just want to see it myself.
Manfredjinsinjin
Why not just fill Deep Joy with Italian gallons of water?
TheSplendidEntity
Say Italian Gallons 5x fast!
tinsoldier314
Scrolled down after reading the first caption just to make sure someone said this.
MusicIsJustWigglyAir
1.1 million Italian gallons wouldn't fit
PaulParten
You mean grappa?
Cayowin
The water from Flint was on sale.
zoooombislayer
Aimanfire
Spookyghostmoccasins
My thoughts exactly.
maighstir
There are no Italian gallons, and they have to get them from somewhere. Presumably, the US gallons were cheaper than the UK ones.
Terminal56
Fill it with dolmio
TisNagim
its in reference to america's inability to follow anyone else's measurement standards. 1 Imperial (UK) gallon is 1.2 US gallons
nightshonor
The imperial gallon is five quarts. Five quarters of a gallon.
BrownedPants
That is incorrect. Educate yo'self: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_the_imperial_and_US_customary_measurement_systems
norrinraddsboard
Oh we're able, we just don't wanna
Shoutrr
...in the end, it's the same.
Pauli86
WTF is a gallon. Use Litres people it makes sense
mathematicalmole
1 Litre of water weighs exactly 1 kilogram (not everyone knows that). It's incredible how units can make sense when properly designed.
edwardhead
Only at 20 degrees Celsius at 1 atmosphere on sea level.
Jufasa
Depends on the temperature. 1L of water can be anywhere from 971-1000 g. The definition of the unit has changed. Get off your high horse.
randymarsch
So saying the Imperial system is straight up retarded is being on a high horse? Please tell me the logic of the imperial system, please!!!!