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Feb 8, 2017 4:31 PM
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AWESOMEBOT
I hate spiders but did have 1 spider bro. He stayed in a corner out of reach and out of the way unlike his associates who went for doorways.
achriya
I like spiders. Unless they're venomous or a kind that thrives better outdoors, I leave them be. Otherwise I relocate them.
itakecreditforthingsihadnothingtodowith
JetmanNinety3
Arachniceguy
ITSFAKEYOUKNOW
floorbatter2010
As long as they stick to corners and away from my bed we cool....
SQLdragon
When I can, I use a wine glass with a bit of water in the bottom to catch them (from the ceiling) and toss em off the balcony.
NovusSpes
@2orcawhales
dellafiamma
I made the mistake of letting a spider just chill in my bathroom and eat the bugs as a kid. Then it had 1000 babies. Never again.
cyberspork
That there is a jumping spider. The only cute spider and the broest of all spiders
ensign1337do
After having countless flies killed by spiders and out of my hair I don't kill spiders anymore
Madness116
Nothin wrong with regular house spiders. Just stay the fuck outta my bed and we're cool. Jumping spiders are even more fine tho, harmless.
Islandace
But spider webs????
drusillamorwinyon
My brother had a spider "friend" he called Stefan. That little 8legged asshole tried to sneak up on me and hang around above my head. Creepy
chokoloco
I am really scared of spiders! I know it's not rational, but can't help it. I hope this will make it easier the next time I see one.
comehomefransbrauder
Spiders always are welcome in the house. Stay in the corner and out of my face and we're cool.
Nankian
It's unpopular but I love spiders; I can identify them by sight and handle them without any fear. They're useful little guys and pretty too!
chunkblaster
Hey bro you don't mind if I bite your feet 4 times while you're asleep right?
ICanChangeMyNameLater
They go for the head in England.
Fetuscompletus
Different hemispheres I guess
dargrin
Don't care if this is a repost. I always up vote Jumping spiders. +1
seexelle
I stopped killing spiders because of this meme. Then I found 8 egg sacs on the underside of my couch.
ohmegatron
Awwww!
LurkerByNature
BabbidyBoopy
I hate spiders...but this made me..nah, I still hate spiders.
Jess105804
I have no issue wth them till I wake up at fucking 3am with it l my face! Spider be like "hi!" & I'm like
dontcallmeplath
Wtf is the context there??!! She looks like her own skeleton.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
White girls and their Hollywood approved anorexia
dontcallmeplath
:/
NivalisAngelus
Between my bathroom and my bedroom, I think I have around 5 spiders just chilling.
turtlebuttdestroyer
Move.
NivalisAngelus
Why?
turtlebuttdestroyer
That number of spiders is too damn high!
NivalisAngelus
Well I like to sleep with my window open and the screen doesn't fit right. On the other hand haven't seen any insects.
Dazink84
Never forget Spider Bro
awildcharmander
I have two wolf spiders in my bedroom that I see regularly. I stopped killing them because of this meme back in the day.
Underc0verGinger
But they get so big & dont make webs, so they are always crawling around. I couldnt do that. Id be scared I'd wake up w/a spider on my face.
awildcharmander
Well, I'll admit that is a really scary prospect... but they just can't hurt you. I'm just trying to use logic to brute-force my fears lol
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
Uh...they bite...and it hurts!
CpaoV
OMG.. makes me feel pretty bad.. I never kill spiders tho, they're the least hated bugs on my list... but still...
ilovefunsocks
I like spiders. They eat bugs I don't like
TheGodsMustBeCrazy
I usually leave a spider a lone if I see it in the house. Unless it's a brown recluse, then WHAP.
obnoshus
Truf
PandraPierva
Yup if its one of those fuckers...we play the whappity game
Shitposting2017
I always give my spiders a loan
TalosGuideUs
What does a spider need a loan for?
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Starting a business.
poontangkillahbees
He sells things on the web. There's a lot of bugs though
ThisIsNotTheGreatestAccountInTheWorldNoThisIsJustATribute
tabIeandchairs
What's a brown reclose
circlebreaker
They'll fuck you up dude. Don't mess around with them.
TalosGuideUs
Death
Discoduck
Google that shit and despair
ForWhomAirsirensToll
They like to live in Tornado Alley with their friends the black widow, cottonmouth, and diamondback
theusersub
I live in Oklahoma despite the ongoing plagues
ForWhomAirsirensToll
Just the deadly little quirks that come with the neighborhood
SquirtleSquad420
A spider with powerful venom that we have no anti venom for.
RachTrap
The bite of a brown recluse in rare instances can prove damaging to tissue, a fatality from a brown recluse bite has never been verified.
obnoshus
Fuuuuck I thought we did
SquirtleSquad420
I looked it up, a few exist but haven't been vetted for commercial use in the USA.
obnoshus
Shit was mad awesome. Full support in the corner right outside with the mouth facing the window. Many ladybugs we executed
SemenCongealment
This makes me feel like an asshole.
istealthepixelsfromreposts
You are not an Aussie right?
DrunkSloth
Yeah kinda..
Luxyrion
trevasauruswrecks
As it should. Most spiders are great at keeping nasties out of your home.
HadMeSomeChickens
At least you're an asshole without spiders.
cheesypeanuts
You are an asshole
ScrewUTube
It doesn't help that every couple of years I find a brown recluse or some shit
awildcharmander
Yeah I don't kill spiders unless it's obviously a brown recluse or something. I don't save them from my cat either though :P
just4shitsngiggles
I actually encourage my pets to kill them for me....
awildcharmander
Well... I do that with centipedes... Maybe one day I'll have zero fear of bugs but... baby steps. haha
doctorbees
Catch and release!
PmMeYourElbows
It's weird that I find no problem killing flies or bugs, but I never killed a spider, I always let them free :/ same with bees
VigorousButtstuff
Don't. House spiders are not evolved to handle outdoor temperatures well. Just let them be.
doctorbees
That is simply not true.
VigorousButtstuff
http://www.mnn.com/your-home/at-home/blogs/8-facts-about-misunderstood-house-spider It simply is.
doctorbees
Their eggs survive the cold. Warm weather though? Of course they survive.
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
makes me feel bad for crushing the smaller spiders but if a huge fuzzy one showed up like hte one in the pictures then i'm going to flame on
cheesymouth
The one in the pic is a jumping spider, they tend to be pretty small IRL
HadMeSomeChickens
The pictured spider is a jumping spider. Super small and harmless.
cheesymouth
The one in the pic is a jumping spider, they tend to be pretty small IRL
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
the fact that they jump just makes it all the more horrifying
obnoshus
Never bigger than your pinkie nail. Otherwise it can't jump
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
the fact that they jump just makes it all the more horrifying
Cyanide555
Jumping spiders are adorable as spiders go.
GuyNamedSean
Used to have a spider in my room under a bedside table. Her name was Mildred. She had babies. I put the table in the garage for the babies.
SayaImgur
I used to have a spider who lived outside my window named Sir Azelbub. He has been replaced by the bigger, scarier Madam Zorina.
ThisIsNotTheGreatestAccountInTheWorldNoThisIsJustATribute
Had one in my old place named Claudia. She only stayed bc I sprayed her with raid and she just got bigger.
PhlyingFysics
FlightyBr0ad
I had a spider who lived on my lamp, her name was Jade, and I would occasionally give her little bits of string and various shiny things.
WeatherWeaver
I had one who lived between the kitchen window and screen, even killed a yellow jacket, but when he ventured too far inside - smush.
ThisIsNotTheGreatestAccountInTheWorldNoThisIsJustATribute
Had one in my old place named Claudia. She only stayed bc I sprayed her with raid and she just got bigger.
obnoshus
Had a funnel web in my kitchen window. I didn't know you could find em outside Australia
iTzAmie
Male of female?
obnoshus
Big ol female
iTzAmie
Fuck, that shit can kill you with one bite. You should have killed you.
obnoshus
I'm pretty stable mentally so I might pass on that. And eventually the cat got it :c
Stacyanna
I had one named Freddie who lived in my cactus for about a year. The cactus died and Freddy vanished.
faecaltreacle
Probably left cos you couldn't remember how to spell his name
Freddy67h
Right?
Stacyanna
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