Mar 15, 2020 1:51 PM
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DigitalWaffle
There is a history there we don’t know about. Everything about that says there is a history there.
ThyDevilsAdvocate
She caressed his elbow with her thigh close to the sweet spot
Craftworks
https://imgur.com/cChnhzn
dadicoCat
She's not afraid of him, that's so sexy. Ladies this is how you do it.
Turann0s
Sliding him the druuuuuugs
Longbowgun
The academy award winner was in her way...
LovelyMover
He was a prick when he was younger by all accounts
Elmhafudd
Did lady gaga just run her vag on leo?
Maldraek
She's quick, but if you look closely, you can see she slipped a finger in his bum.
IbecomeaSchnitzelplease
He made fun of her. And she knows. There must have been something Back stage.
JennyIronTeeth
Make way for GAGA
QueenAmy
She’s correcting his man spreading
Kraken639
Leo only likes gurls in their early 20's.
Oszy
fatguyinnalittlecoat
Gaga totally cropdusted Leo.
SometimesAfox
thats why it took you so long to win anything leonardo
sianiousMaximus
He’s so gross
fracsImaginationDiver
*she's so gross
hangLewZ
#metoo!!!!
inkpod
Is she saying something out of the corner of her mouth as she walks by?
ShawnS0l0
The ol' elbow pinch
GreenNotTheColor
More like
hotdoginathermos
kemsat
She wants a piece of Leo. Unfortunately, she’s way too old for him.
Boreduser
I'm sympathize with the man in the back checking her out as she walks
scooterthepolluter
Doesn't seem like he needs your sympathy.
....relate to
Madv1lla1n
"Your gun's digging in to my hip...." **music from the Crying Game plays out**
sunfried
The movie was named after the song, "The Crying Game," and you're familiar with the Boy George cover, but it's a Dave Berry song from 1964.
rollsteelertide
sjbrooksy7447
Did she use his chair for balance or tickle his back?
thehotpinkmess
Yes
Webn8tr
Moved his arm because it was in the way.
Atlas303
Hella back dickles
asm80dfa8sdfj
Dickles
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
Leo felt the penis on his elbow
strideo
https://imgur.com/pb0bOtH.jpg
Mirawatts
Fuk she so rich i wouldn't mind feeling her penis.
She's so goodlookin I wouldn't mind the penis either
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
Jambersome
She’s not caressing his back. She’s moving his arm. That’s why the facial expression.
RandomMemmer
Pinched him?
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Thats what it looks like to me
chazahc
Power move!
benFP
I would have been like shit. What was I going to say. But for her she is probably like. You got the cheese touch.
TheEntireScottishNavy
Actually no. Watch her hand. She also moved it up and over his elbow, before he moves it. She touched his back, he moved in surprise.
Nope.
thotterpop
She's rubbing her crotch on him, and trying to be subtle about it...
nipplefart
Not sure why the downvotes. That's what I see. We call that sexual harassment where I'm from.
eyeheartbeer
You’re right! Holy shit.
AwkwaBen
Yeah his arm was really far out where people walk. Good on, Gaga.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Omg I know right! I hate it when I'm at the golden globes and everyone is in my way!
KerkylasOfAndros
Stop trying to make elbowspreading happen, it's not going to happen.
BangusDangus
Please dont act like this was a power move, people accidentally leave their arms too far out, all the time.
TunaFlower
He should've shoved her. Now where's that puffin?
spiffylookingnerfherder
Overreactions like that are why you never get invited anywhere nice.
I invite myself tyvm!
Tomadzo
I still think anyone that brushes against me is tying to pickpocket my wallet. I immediately check my pockets
resigned2register
It’d be a hoot to see her flip open his wallet after this. Right?
meankittykat10
Then the real pickpockets see where you keep your valuables
Zephyr86
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not coming to get you
LONELOBO
Did you grow up in Guadalajara too!?
Esdog
Man, it seems weird that you live somewhere that's normal, here if someone brushes you they want to either fuck or fight.
Jammiepak
Check this out... https://sofii.org/case-study/crimestoppers-reverse-pickpocketing-is-putpocketing
Jurfo
Sameee
Cr4zyC4tLady
Same! Travel enough or go to a ghetto enough and you do it on autopilot
squirreltactics
Good way for them to find where you keep your wallet. & if they did take it, the already handed off to an accomplice by the time you notice.
spudule
Such wisdom
insanitycontinuum
I got my wallet back from some idiot once by just shouting curses and running to chase him
zimirken
How do you pick a 10 pound wallet that's a foot deep in a man pocket
skadalajara
My wallet's small and light and it's a big effort getting it out of my pocket. I'll notice someone else trying.
If I feel something my hand is out immediate and im grabbing the person closest. No matter if the handed off
And I immediately put my wallet on my hand
MantisTobagganMD
So, if you suspect you've been pickpocketed....don't check to see if you have been....?
The605
No, if you suspect it, then verify. But if you think every bump is a pickpocket, you’re going to get pick pocketted. Dead giveaway.
In fact, some thieves will work in pairs. One nudging you to get you to pat your pocket. The other watching to snatch it a few mins later
UlfhednarSkol
I always start by patting the empty pockets. Might trick them into targeting nothing if their watching you
Ghostsandwitch
I just quickly ask a friend to start groping me but really they are checking my pockets. Haven't been pickpocketed yet so it must be working
gionathano
That’s lady Gaga
EvilVicious
Gag lady who?
sesamesnapsinhalf
Oh right. HaHa.
kittenzforall
You’re both right. Or both wrong.
nirbo
Who is 33 and therefore waaaay too old for Leo.
Canofminus
No, it’s Lady O’Gaga, or Lady O’Googoo? Lady O’Blablah?
Polsnulspace
hitdog42
No, that's Enrico Palazzo!
TotalSmartAss
No, it's Becky
necrojoe
They say she's the same but she isnt the same...
tryingtoignoreanythingtodowithuspolitics
Blue4Five
wow, she's beautiful there.
purgethefilthyheretics
Cool, thanks for letting us now
DeadArcadian
She always was but you can tell more often now that shes less extra
AGuyThatPoops
*Snaps fingers and talks in an urban NYC Puerto Rican accent from the South Bronx* bitch was always
CantStopTheNipple
That's oddly specific
SmellySloth
No, that's Leonardo DiCaprio.
IrishSkillet
When the reply gets more upvotes than the comment.
ThePunneryOfficer
No, this is Patrick!
PGTipsMonkeh
What a beautiful woman
Acrage
No, that's Leonardo GaGa
No, that's Lady DiCaprio.
ChristosMylordos
No, that's Leonady DiGaga
FlameBeard86
It was me, Dio!
fluortanten
No! Leonardo DiCaprio, the white dude.
The white dude is Gilbert!
Arnie
DigitalWaffle
There is a history there we don’t know about. Everything about that says there is a history there.
ThyDevilsAdvocate
She caressed his elbow with her thigh close to the sweet spot
Craftworks
https://imgur.com/cChnhzn
dadicoCat
She's not afraid of him, that's so sexy. Ladies this is how you do it.
Turann0s
Sliding him the druuuuuugs
Longbowgun
The academy award winner was in her way...
LovelyMover
He was a prick when he was younger by all accounts
Elmhafudd
Did lady gaga just run her vag on leo?
Maldraek
She's quick, but if you look closely, you can see she slipped a finger in his bum.
IbecomeaSchnitzelplease
He made fun of her. And she knows. There must have been something Back stage.
JennyIronTeeth
Make way for GAGA
QueenAmy
She’s correcting his man spreading
Kraken639
Leo only likes gurls in their early 20's.
Oszy
fatguyinnalittlecoat
Gaga totally cropdusted Leo.
SometimesAfox
thats why it took you so long to win anything leonardo
sianiousMaximus
He’s so gross
fracsImaginationDiver
*she's so gross
hangLewZ
#metoo!!!!
inkpod
Is she saying something out of the corner of her mouth as she walks by?
ShawnS0l0
The ol' elbow pinch
GreenNotTheColor
More like
hotdoginathermos
kemsat
She wants a piece of Leo. Unfortunately, she’s way too old for him.
Boreduser
I'm sympathize with the man in the back checking her out as she walks
scooterthepolluter
Doesn't seem like he needs your sympathy.
Boreduser
....relate to
Madv1lla1n
"Your gun's digging in to my hip...." **music from the Crying Game plays out**
sunfried
The movie was named after the song, "The Crying Game," and you're familiar with the Boy George cover, but it's a Dave Berry song from 1964.
rollsteelertide
sjbrooksy7447
Did she use his chair for balance or tickle his back?
thehotpinkmess
Yes
Webn8tr
Moved his arm because it was in the way.
Atlas303
Hella back dickles
asm80dfa8sdfj
Dickles
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
Leo felt the penis on his elbow
strideo
https://imgur.com/pb0bOtH.jpg
Mirawatts
Kraken639
Fuk she so rich i wouldn't mind feeling her penis.
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
She's so goodlookin I wouldn't mind the penis either
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
Jambersome
She’s not caressing his back. She’s moving his arm. That’s why the facial expression.
RandomMemmer
Pinched him?
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Thats what it looks like to me
chazahc
Power move!
benFP
I would have been like shit. What was I going to say. But for her she is probably like. You got the cheese touch.
TheEntireScottishNavy
Actually no. Watch her hand. She also moved it up and over his elbow, before he moves it. She touched his back, he moved in surprise.
Jambersome
Nope.
thotterpop
She's rubbing her crotch on him, and trying to be subtle about it...
nipplefart
Not sure why the downvotes. That's what I see. We call that sexual harassment where I'm from.
eyeheartbeer
You’re right! Holy shit.
AwkwaBen
Yeah his arm was really far out where people walk. Good on, Gaga.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Omg I know right! I hate it when I'm at the golden globes and everyone is in my way!
KerkylasOfAndros
Stop trying to make elbowspreading happen, it's not going to happen.
BangusDangus
Please dont act like this was a power move, people accidentally leave their arms too far out, all the time.
TunaFlower
He should've shoved her. Now where's that puffin?
spiffylookingnerfherder
Overreactions like that are why you never get invited anywhere nice.
TunaFlower
I invite myself tyvm!
Tomadzo
I still think anyone that brushes against me is tying to pickpocket my wallet. I immediately check my pockets
resigned2register
It’d be a hoot to see her flip open his wallet after this. Right?
meankittykat10
Then the real pickpockets see where you keep your valuables
Zephyr86
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not coming to get you
LONELOBO
Did you grow up in Guadalajara too!?
Esdog
Man, it seems weird that you live somewhere that's normal, here if someone brushes you they want to either fuck or fight.
Jammiepak
Check this out... https://sofii.org/case-study/crimestoppers-reverse-pickpocketing-is-putpocketing
Jurfo
Sameee
Cr4zyC4tLady
Same! Travel enough or go to a ghetto enough and you do it on autopilot
squirreltactics
Good way for them to find where you keep your wallet. & if they did take it, the already handed off to an accomplice by the time you notice.
spudule
Such wisdom
insanitycontinuum
I got my wallet back from some idiot once by just shouting curses and running to chase him
zimirken
How do you pick a 10 pound wallet that's a foot deep in a man pocket
skadalajara
My wallet's small and light and it's a big effort getting it out of my pocket. I'll notice someone else trying.
Tomadzo
If I feel something my hand is out immediate and im grabbing the person closest. No matter if the handed off
Tomadzo
And I immediately put my wallet on my hand
MantisTobagganMD
So, if you suspect you've been pickpocketed....don't check to see if you have been....?
The605
No, if you suspect it, then verify. But if you think every bump is a pickpocket, you’re going to get pick pocketted. Dead giveaway.
The605
In fact, some thieves will work in pairs. One nudging you to get you to pat your pocket. The other watching to snatch it a few mins later
UlfhednarSkol
I always start by patting the empty pockets. Might trick them into targeting nothing if their watching you
Ghostsandwitch
I just quickly ask a friend to start groping me but really they are checking my pockets. Haven't been pickpocketed yet so it must be working
gionathano
That’s lady Gaga
EvilVicious
Gag lady who?
sesamesnapsinhalf
Oh right. HaHa.
kittenzforall
You’re both right. Or both wrong.
nirbo
Who is 33 and therefore waaaay too old for Leo.
Canofminus
No, it’s Lady O’Gaga, or Lady O’Googoo? Lady O’Blablah?
asm80dfa8sdfj
Polsnulspace
hitdog42
No, that's Enrico Palazzo!
TotalSmartAss
No, it's Becky
necrojoe
They say she's the same but she isnt the same...
tryingtoignoreanythingtodowithuspolitics
Blue4Five
wow, she's beautiful there.
purgethefilthyheretics
Cool, thanks for letting us now
DeadArcadian
She always was but you can tell more often now that shes less extra
AGuyThatPoops
*Snaps fingers and talks in an urban NYC Puerto Rican accent from the South Bronx* bitch was always
CantStopTheNipple
That's oddly specific
SmellySloth
No, that's Leonardo DiCaprio.
IrishSkillet
When the reply gets more upvotes than the comment.
ThePunneryOfficer
No, this is Patrick!
PGTipsMonkeh
What a beautiful woman
Acrage
No, that's Leonardo GaGa
strideo
No, that's Lady DiCaprio.
ChristosMylordos
No, that's Leonady DiGaga
FlameBeard86
It was me, Dio!
gionathano
fluortanten
No! Leonardo DiCaprio, the white dude.
gionathano
The white dude is Gilbert!
fluortanten
Arnie