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gromolko
The moment has passed, but that comic should have gotten, like a thousand upvotes, but no comments.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
NauseousPanda
I just love how it's an obligation to socialize at parties as if it was my job to make sure people are having a good time
km3000
Also he can't even get a word in anyway.
friendsofsandwiches
I'm the one who goes looking for other places in the house while everyone's doing stuff in the main room.
supervillainsevilmoustache
ReverseSyzygy
I'm the same. Just give me a few drinks. Then I'll open up, and tell folks how much I hate people!
TheMonkeysAngst
im the one hanging out with the dog more than other people
Howfuckinhardisittogetausername
Hell is other people
Cargobiker530
C'mon. I'm not washing the dishes of people I hate. I'm rinsing even.
evolution4407
@GBMaker
GBMaker
Good one!
AwesomeName
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GCRust
For me it's just because I am an NPC.
Lurch1911
feren
Yup, that makes sense to me.
ToasterDent
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Wongledonger
Sometimes it's not even hate/disdain. I just have problems picking up on cues to talk, and what I say usually don't parse good. Sorry?
ACAB247
“And…?”
bro02tc
So they got the point i was making perfect
buttplugsareforwinners
My partner is quiet. ExFriends used to say "ur outgoing, why is he quiet? He seems rude", current friends are much nicer to him.
Jisp
hyrulenpc
NoooooOOOooo of course I dont
Jinxer13
You just spoke when it wasn't necessary
PastryRaven
Its not that I don't want to contribute to conversation, I just like to listen for an opportune moment. Sorry if I seem disconnected.
SashoWindfeather
It me
Drix1942
I don't hate people but it would help if we shared taste in music; party music is generally sugary positive, and I like me some Tom Waits.
Dreigiau
"Why don't you ever talk?" "Well, momma always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"
CrisprCAS
1morebanforafreeshake
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS
MisterLemons
The hell you want me to talk about? The weather? My job? Last nights game? I don't care. I'm here for the music, food, booze, and the cat.
OmnibusLatinName
Sounds to me like you be happier staying at home... but the cat.
MisterLemons
You're 110% correct, but there's some crap you can't avoid. Weddings, wakes, yadda yadda.
1morebanforafreeshake
murderhobbit
-- I totally thought he was being topped. I need to be less horny, maybe
bolobass
International women's Day
NayaTaylor
Me on the toilet when I hear the dogs start to fight in the kitchen
LNIwemissyou
And you realize you dont have any dogs
RummageSaleBubbler
FYI -- "David" by Gian Lorenzo Bernini (1624) -- More info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_(Bernini)
iDrawStuff
AnApologeticCanadian
Why do the statues pants always have to be falling off?
Kazeite
What do you expect ancient people to masturbate to? Mosaics?
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
david seems to have a hard time figuring out how clothes work
RummageSaleBubbler
He's also in pain from stepping on a lego at 2am.
RhinoNaut
It's not that I don't like them they just bore me. I enjoy being around people but one on one they can be a chore.
rouzuki
I don't keep up with popular bullshit to be able to sustain a back and forth anyway...
Thrwthrwthrowaway
It's not that I don't like them, I'd just bore them. I stay alone so that others don't have to tolerate my bullshit.
suretoast
My friends bore me and I bore them. I find it fair.
ComcastLover
Saying people bore you is pretty condescending and makes you come off as kinda full of yourself. If it's an issue then find better company.
Mickeysofine
theshinobi23
I'm boring. I literally just work and take care of the house and kids now. Used to be fun guy. Had hobbies and such. But parties have always
theshinobi23
Been hard on me. 3 other people in a group, and I get overwhelmed. Parties are worse. Usually multiple groups of at least 4, screaming their
theshinobi23
Conversations over top of each other just to be somewhat heard. Always been much happier engaging 1 on 1 conversations. You get more details
theshinobi23
Of people's stories, more in-depth debates of world views, and it's overall more interesting than a bunch of 1-upping with short stories.
Cheomesh
The only thing holding those together is alcohol anyways.
AroAce
Same, I like just people to one person and big parties were just so overwhelming for me.