Apr 16, 2025 1:45 AM
AdventurousDonut480
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nvrmndrnbw
Omg put a patent on it
DetectiveGod
My Venezuelan brother :')
Munchman347
Should imbed the 'zapper' between the cushions... Also keeps the Vance away...
CatDickTiny
HandoB4Javert
TohmaytohTohmahtoh
ZoBrightlance
digitalaaron
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1djk0bTQzdzh6dWgxbm9tYzQ1dW9jNzdtdXRieXV2OTl4Mm5wOWEwcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xUySTIzc2BkMmQ9Zo4/200w.webp
Lardidar
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlaWJ3dGtoeXk3bThqb21xZndzdHV5dnRwaHN3dmR6MHQ4Mml2NjFwayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/U7JymJ7eHXM7S/giphy.mp4 There’s always a fruit-loophole
captainmojojojo
Plot twist: Roommate gains weight instead but also discovers a new kink
mike13815
My midnight "eat shredded cheese from the bag over the sink in the pale light of the open fridge to hide my shame" diet is immune to this.
bloxxing
eat standing up.
SonnyVabitch
How tall do you think my girlfriend is??
BlueTalon
Would work better on the fridge and/or pantry. This would trigger if you sat down to watch TV
gumblemuntz
Can't watch tv without a snack
Tiptaptimmy
Now make one that attaches to the toilet to stop me from spending so much time looking at memes.
johnnothing
LendLeaseIdentity
You'll just end up liking it. Then you're paying people in leather getups to do things to you. Memes are cheaper, but less fun.
Chronomechanist
That'd sure help you pinch it off during a big shit.
ministryofpeace
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cHIzczkwcHl3ZWM0em9zdWpjdWVpMmhpMTZ0bHJrOG9mZ2ptbDlidyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/KQtInHuMoci6A/200w.webp
Quixus
Don't let amazon et. al. hear about that.
BukkakeRider3000
Here you go: Browsing memes too long it the toilet? /gallery/ylMRCvf
itdweeb
Shock the balls.
skullfuckyourthirst
stop, i can only get so erect
MapleSyrupMafia
Why not twist the dick?
He might like it too much.
quade
Do NOT get me that excited again!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
just go start that damned reactor and no one gets hurt
We'll see.-_-
nvrmndrnbw
Omg put a patent on it
DetectiveGod
My Venezuelan brother :')
Munchman347
Should imbed the 'zapper' between the cushions... Also keeps the Vance away...
CatDickTiny
HandoB4Javert
TohmaytohTohmahtoh
ZoBrightlance
digitalaaron
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1djk0bTQzdzh6dWgxbm9tYzQ1dW9jNzdtdXRieXV2OTl4Mm5wOWEwcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xUySTIzc2BkMmQ9Zo4/200w.webp
Lardidar
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlaWJ3dGtoeXk3bThqb21xZndzdHV5dnRwaHN3dmR6MHQ4Mml2NjFwayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/U7JymJ7eHXM7S/giphy.mp4 There’s always a fruit-loophole
captainmojojojo
Plot twist: Roommate gains weight instead but also discovers a new kink
mike13815
My midnight "eat shredded cheese from the bag over the sink in the pale light of the open fridge to hide my shame" diet is immune to this.
bloxxing
eat standing up.
SonnyVabitch
How tall do you think my girlfriend is??
BlueTalon
Would work better on the fridge and/or pantry. This would trigger if you sat down to watch TV
gumblemuntz
Can't watch tv without a snack
Tiptaptimmy
Now make one that attaches to the toilet to stop me from spending so much time looking at memes.
johnnothing
LendLeaseIdentity
You'll just end up liking it. Then you're paying people in leather getups to do things to you. Memes are cheaper, but less fun.
Chronomechanist
That'd sure help you pinch it off during a big shit.
ministryofpeace
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cHIzczkwcHl3ZWM0em9zdWpjdWVpMmhpMTZ0bHJrOG9mZ2ptbDlidyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/KQtInHuMoci6A/200w.webp
Quixus
Don't let amazon et. al. hear about that.
BukkakeRider3000
Here you go:
Browsing memes too long it the toilet? /gallery/ylMRCvf
itdweeb
Shock the balls.
skullfuckyourthirst
stop, i can only get so erect
MapleSyrupMafia
Why not twist the dick?
AdventurousDonut480
He might like it too much.
itdweeb
quade
Do NOT get me that excited again!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
just go start that damned reactor and no one gets hurt
quade
We'll see.
-_-