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Mar 15, 2018 8:19 AM
Ironspidy
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bolognanipple
Was he a retired Captain ?
Bumbleflarts
Boy sold his soul to the devil on the other side
dunkernater2
To an introvert that still sounds like hell
slappyJo
I'd like to survive being dead.The possibilities!
amstelx
When I play fallout I also max the luck stat
muhvitus
It is and youcan find the later taping from youtube
ndmaster
That lucky MFer oughta play the lottery.
ForgivingCat
blueshickensrule
Dude made a demon deal...
krapmyself
His luck stat is absurd.
scottjaeger
Statisticians hate him!
cutterismyname
I remember seeing this story back in like 2001-2003 on a clip show called Maximum Exposure.
Mystupidpictures
If I had that kind of luck I'd charge you $5.00 to rub my belly.
Shewy92
He better build a bomb shelter out of Scott Sterling's face then because he used up all his luck.
bannyd
SCOTT STERRRRLINNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
AgentDBCooper42
Um....are we sure his name isn't Earl?
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
He was 37yrs old in this pic, he looks like he's 47 yrs old. Geez!
Bejita463
Yeah man, for a 37 year old he looks like he's died once in his life already!
HombreEspiathefirstandgreatest
"I just.... I swear... sometimes I'm lucky I guess"
CoolNoah
God fucked up. Killed the wrong guy and was like "Fuck how do I fix this shit"
jayar1st
Reminds me of Job.
hellothisispeggy
You mean like "Here Comes Mr. Jordan", "Heaven Can Wait", "Down to Earth" or "In Another World With My Smartphone"?
MathGoat
Meanwhile in Romania, a man falsely believed dead lost the case where he contested his 'deceased' status
MathGoat
Link in Romanian: http://mobile.hotnews.ro/stire/22344188
KirschPunkt
It was God: "Whoops, sorry buddy, you're not dead yet. My mistake, have a bit of luck as compensation, please don't sue me."
BeardUp
Great day for Dr. Phil
UnfortunateChode
I was thinking that My Pillow guy but Dr. Phil works too!
BatmanIsTheNameBattingIsTheGame
Hadn’t seen this posted in a week. Almost forgot about this story.
Monkeyflyers
Did he buy a third ticket?
Impaler9900
He didnt want to show off
Squelchtone
This would make for an interesting movie about a guy who wins every time he buys a lottery ticket, and then some mobsters could be after him
AxCharm
i do believe there's an X-File episode similar, guy has nothing but good luck.
sulfuratus
Next logical step would be $2.5 million
theresgarlicinthatnebula
He "somehow" survived. As a nurse, I hate it when people say shit like this.
AnnieBahde
My dad’s old partner loves to tell a story about how his daughter did cpr on a stranger and he survived “due to the power of her prayer.” Um
AnnieBahde
Yeah I’m pretty sure the CPR alone woulda sufficed while I’m not so sure he’d have made it if she just sat there and prayed.
Maraxus
Like it was a miracle and not the great work of the medical staff, right? :-)
theresgarlicinthatnebula
I mean I'm fine with people calling it a miracle, just one made possible by the hard work of the medical staff.
pocketpython
Here’s the video, it’s real! https://youtu.be/6R5MqxcKdV8
ProfessionalJalapenoWrangler
Dude
KinderSurpriseMF
He sold his soul I guess?
watchmeruboneout
Damn that dud had lived..37? Looked 47.
Eaglenait
He did die for 14 minutes...
watchmeruboneout
Good point!
MFuzzySmock
Aww!
TonyZed68
Yep, it's real: http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/10/man-died-came-back-life-won-lotto-twice-second-time-re-enacting-first-media/
Chalybos
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Felman
"Is this real?????" asks OP who is evidently unaware that google can be used for things over than porn.
Meatshield80
MMMmmmm. Love that sauce.
DeltaBird
That's right Chichi... pour that maple syrup... all over my breakfast
FuzzyX
The My Name is Earl series is based off this very story.
TheBlueMuppet
They just put the whole article in the url, i guess.
almitydave
It's anti-clickbait.
Invada
My distrustful nature already suspects lottery companies for being behind the whole thing. It would makes sense as a marketing strategy.
ButterfaceTaintClown
Video https://youtu.be/Se8VM0j5B6A
rutu
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Ilikeyogurt
That’s cool.
playstation360
He didn't survive, this is his heaven and we're all p-zombie actors.
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playstation360
To maintain the illusion.
SkydivingPenguin
The Last Conflict!
DefinitlyNoOne
It’s taking forever
Corbinator
I'd rather be a shit-zombie than a p-zombie
playstation360
I get that that's a joke, but it kinda stinks.
Rivalyn
I'd like a word with my agent and my union rep, if that's the case.
godskook
Why does his heaven have p-zombies in it?
playstation360
Because having real people would mean it's their heaven too, or their hell, either way it can't be focused on him.
circlebreaker
Well, I mean... it FEELS like Hell, doesn't it?
playstation360
Is this getting political?
circlebreaker
Is it?
darksniperknight
Death fucked up, so Death had to repay him.
bwsmithabc123
Because of a botched taking of a soul, aussie took death to court and won
darksniperknight
I would think Death would settle out of court, he knows this guy could get a restraining order against him.
LickLickLickMyBalls2
Sorry bro, here's your restitution
BishlamekGurpgork
Final Restitution.
LickLickLickMyBalls2
CatBlaster5000
This is the plot of down to earth
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
This is the most spot on behind the real story that I've read. I've read a lot about this one, trust me.
Englishisnotmyfirstlanguage
pocketjabari
Oh? Is there lore about death repaying people for mistakes? Stuff like that facinates me
YoutuberGabrieliusSer
I buy lottery tickets when I having a bad day. Ones I won 2 euros
LyraTheLycan
I'd say congrats if the tickets didn't cost €10
ForgivingCat
imaginaryPeppers
*once
YoutuberGabrieliusSer
Thanks ;)
HitlersArtCritic
How much were the tickets?
YoutuberGabrieliusSer
1,5 euro :D
HitlersArtCritic
So you won 2 euros from 1.5 euros. How many tickets?
YoutuberGabrieliusSer
I just buy them one by one just to give me Hope. And I Hope that one day I will have better life.
kittykat25909
...was he in hell for 14 mintues bargaining? seems like someone made a deal in the dark.
BigKahuna128
Wisconsin
easybrz
Wut?
BigKahuna128
Not in Hell in Wisconsin
HomelessJesus
That’s the face of a man who realized he could have gotten more
smally1986
Definitely, I would've atleast asked to be married to Isla Fisher.
calldrdaley
That or he wasn’t supposed to die
wanderingsibyl
God's way of saying sorry.
TheMightiestUpvote
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
He now owes Satan his first born, so there's that going for him
LordoftheLulz
Bender did it.
ImAlreadyNakedUnderTheseClothes
But what does Satan do with all the newborns? Put you in the same long distance flight with them or..?
TheClayKnight
He gives them to people who don’t want them.
Naiix
I would give my first 3 children to Satan for 250k and the chance to cheat death once
toxicchili
I would also give your first 3 children to Satan and allow you to cheat death for 250k, hope that's ok. I'll give u 10% to sweeten the deal.
Lishida
Only for 25k/250k seems like a waste
playstation360
Depends on what he paid. Maybe all he has to do is use that money to turn others to a life of debauchery.
wildatheart499
Well if he was in hell in the first place not much harm in it anyway XD
SeamusMCMXCVI
There’s so much inflation in souls nowadays that he got the better end of the bargain
shmekie
Maybe he sold his son's soul at a discount?
Darkspire
Bender's AI is based on him
HarbingerOfDownvotes
Also being alive is a plus
ATalkingMushroom
That's debatable.
LordAlfrey
so is the swiss flag
flappyjackins
the georgian flag is five of them
eurybaric
Looks like someone got one upped. Or should I say.... Five upped ;) Ok sorry on my way out.