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EDIT: oh wow, this got way more attention than I expected!! Thanks guys!!
Also, apparently this chicks friends are super angry we me because me posting this is ruining her life. So it's alllll my fault!! But don't worry guys, if it gets removed I'll post it right back up here for you guys!! I shall never surrender in this war against The Friend Zone!! NEVER!!!
Also send me stuff and things :) I'm a cosplayer so make it nerdy.
PleaseNotTheFace
Harsh for sure. But learn from it. She's not for you. Focus elsewhere. Move on.
Nimin
#stillsingletho because sometimes when you stab someone you should also twist the knife
OutrageousHemmorhoid
Finish Him... FRIENDTALITY!
UmamiMama
She's no friend. She knows exactly what she's doing. Irritates me, he's probably a really sweet guy.
Zucheto
Fucking brutal
AMisterShoe
TOMMOEX
Where's the rest of the post?
trulyconcernedcitizen
Yeah that #stillsingletho is the most cringy thing I've seen in a while
Cd06771
It seems seriously mean to do that in a public post especially with that freaking hashtag. He's better off.
zapsmass
"I wish I could find a guy like you." -Fitness chick from work.
theelvesoflothlorien
#Soldierdown
shooter45
Jeez, this is either one clueless bitch or she really likes the benefits of the friendzone.
ImmortanJimBob
She seems entitled.
vshine
Really? Embarrassing him online? Acting innocent like you don't know he likes you? Reject him in a mature, respectable way in private.
theelvesoflothlorien
I had to do this once, it was painful for both of us, the guy was nice and all but just not my type, I didn't do it online. I still remember
ImmortanJimBob
And before he spends a fuckton of money on your skank ass.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN" You know EXACTLY what they mean girl lol. Poor bastard. That description she put, she made that air-fucking-tight
Darkspire
She might as well have strung a bunch of megaphones together and shouted "I will never fuck you" into them.
vanella
She's an asshole, he needs to find a new crush :(
Jatopia
Worst part is that he probably payed for the whole thing!
Alnan5772
if she was a true "friend", she should have paid her half.
CallMeCayde
I want a follow-up
FrozenCoast
Could have the courtesy to take him out back and shoot him in the head at least. This was a roast lol.
foamin
Look at those socks though. Lacks style
xRocketman52x
Holy shit, if this comment didn't slay me. Fucking golden, +1
pulafost
#stillsingletho
foamin
Look at those socks though. Lacks style
PleaseNotTheFace
So true. Scooter needs longer pants.
easybrz
Yeah she is out of his league, kid needs help with his style for sure.
mickison
All these things were on one friend "date"
barteag
So what's the IG account?? We all should go there and comment #soldierdown
CoolSnackChris
@alexobar
barteag
Thanks, already made a Follow Request.
headbrah
God damn, she could at least give him a half assed handjob
JillyBeanz329
She knew exactly what she was doing with that bullshit #StillSingleTho. >_< And women complain about "no good guys". :/
chrisby85
you blame her? I have a brother who does the shit this guy does... believe me, its 99% on the guy being oblivious
HEXADECIMAL
KitsyBlue
But if he were REALLY a nice guy, he'd appreciate her friendship regardless, right?
tinanotthellama
KitsyBlue
:3
Frost72
Ohhh fuck, I've been there before, a long time ago I took a girl on a helicopter ride and she said... I'm so happy having a friend like you.
theelvesoflothlorien
Ouch. Time to land and go home.
ImmortanJimBob
I hope you at least gave her nausea.
Frost72
I wish , I only gave myself a big slice of friend zone pie. It's ok I learned from that and it only took $800 for that lesson.
ImmortanJimBob
That's an expensive lesson!
Frost72
Expensive indeed, but I avoided making the same type of mistake again, no matter how hot she is or how amazing her ass looks.
Daddy1C3
Girls like this don't need hints, they need their "friend" to man up and draw a line in the sand. Next level or nothing.
airhorn
but Daddy1C3, he is not _entitled_ to 'next level'. You can't put friendship coins in and expect sex out! /snark
orDNary
And he needs to get the hint that she's not interested in him ^^
ruferto
but only after letting him go in like this and enjoying his efforts
carbonpage
She's got him turning to religion. He knows
infernopg
1 Yeah then she turns around gets drunk and flirts relentlessly. I had shit like this and yeah i broke it off and ever since she tries to
infernopg
2 get me back into the friend zone even though i clearly told her that i am not interested in that anymore. She's not accepting it either.
theelvesoflothlorien
That was ONE date??? My God, why did he do all that?
AlexDuos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJe1iUuAW4M
Cookie39
I gave out less in a 10 year marriage.
theelvesoflothlorien
Well....that might be a problem...
SportingWenchI
How did that work for you?
Cookie39
She doesn't love me anymore!
Cookie39
Not being clever when I say this it us the result of neglect and being a shitty husband.
mikeatike
Well done?
AlexDuos
#Soldierdown.
krioc
Can someone please explain the joke of this to me so that it's funny the next time I see it? Thanks.
BaronVonKittenstein
A bunch of guys commenting that a fellow man has been stuck in the friend zone
TraceOfHumanity
It's a Backstreet Boys song.
2tacticool
#soldierdown
TitaniumJohnson
#soldierdown
VeryCoolDude
Don't
DomineSatanas
#Soldierdown
SonOfTheMoonGod
#Soldierdown
charlesbarkleythesecond
That hurt me and I'm female.
AnatolianTiger
Junktrunkjunkie
Still better than some of the ways I've been let down. Dating is harsh, Females who try they're darnedest to be polite are the harshest.
HEXADECIMAL
Don't you think a true female friend would teach him to dress better and get a girlfriend in the future?
CptRobotNinja
Are his sweatpants tucked into his socks? Someone help this man
charlesbarkleythesecond
Haha idk my husband has a female best friend that I'm sure was using him as back up but I swooped in cause I like being treated well!
CptRobotNinja
Lol fuck that bitch you get that dick and lock it down
charlesbarkleythesecond
Hahaha well hubby had a talk with her after she got drunk and dragged him into a bathroom to talk on her bday when I wasn't there. 1-
charlesbarkleythesecond
He told me and I'm very trusting so him and I were cool, but she needed to learn that if I come before his mom I definitely come before her.
TonightLetItBeLowenbrau
To be fair, look at those pants he's wearing. He DESERVES to be in the friend zone, at best.
MarisaTomei
Look at those socks
HEXADECIMAL
If she was really his friend she'd help him dress better and hook him up with one of her hot friends. But she's NOT HIS FRIEND.
Ps78dufhdhdhd
What a weird comment.
orDNary
Not much room for any boyfriend material in there
doobieornotdoobie
skyplaysit
He tucked them in for horseback riding. I always do this when riding in regular clothes.
jevans88
Thank you for this. I was sitting here feeling like an ass for judging his pants when he seems so nice.
whiskeyandcigarettes
How dare you! Do you know what those are made of? .... boyfriend material!
bodeman
Finally someone's talking about the real issues
AlcoholSugarSaltFat
Girlfriend zone. Yikes.
Buddy77
That was my first reaction! He can't dress and obviously no game
ilikeblondehair
He dressed pretty normally... he tucked his pants into his socks because that's what you do when you ride with regular clothes.
Buddy77
Not for an hour on a nature trail, shirt/pants selection spells no clue .
Iamthedanis
If you're a girl, and you feel like your guy friend may have feelings for you, don't let him do stuff like this for you. This is bf/gf stuff
AMLex
If you're a dude and have feelings for a girl, just fucking tell her instead of hoping she'll get the hint
youcansayfuckhere
I was trying to put my finger on what bothered me here. This. She knows what he wants, and she's letting it go on.
NapoleonDynOmite
But hey, it's free stuff so why not?
ImmortanJimBob
Because it makes you a dirtbag.
Tentrees
Even if you don't think your guy friend has feelings for you, unless he does this for all his friends, he's demonstrating obvious interest.
Iamthedanis
My bff treats me better than his own girlfriend. There is no interest in me on his side. But this girl should not allow this to go on.
Tentrees
There might be, if he's treating you and only you this way.
Iamthedanis
He considers me his "family". Trust me, if he felt that way about me, we would he together already.
scootermcgruter
My bestie treats me like a friggin princess...treats his fiancée like that too...some dudes are just gold...
Tentrees
/picks one of the three replies. If he's treating someone else like that too, then all is well!
scootermcgruter
My bestie treats me like a friggin princess...treats his fiancée like that too...some dudes are just gold...
scootermcgruter
My bestie treats me like a friggin princess...treats his fiancée like that too...some dudes are just gold...
SirStrongBad
FYI...He jacks off to a picture of you every night...
Justabuckeye
He'll stop talking to her and she'll wonder why
LordAlfrey
Considering the attention to "friend" and the hashtag #stillsingletho in the post, I highly doubt she's oblivious to the circumstances.
MooMooLazyRiver
Yes, because he couldn't get the courage to tell her he likes her more than a friend. She put her feelings out there. He should do the same.
HEXADECIMAL
What she should do is teach him to dress better so one of her friends likes him.
kmfcm
Nah, she won't give a shit
theelvesoflothlorien
It was a free meal & fun stuff
kmfcm
Which most likely someone is offering anyway
theelvesoflothlorien
What does that mean? That women don't know when someone is crushing on them/likes them as a possible GF? That's total bullshit, we know.
kmfcm
Of course they know, and many will use that to their advantage...especially if more than one guy likes her.
puppiesarepoopers
I hope the back story is that he's gay and she's had shitty boyfriends so he wanted to show her what she deserved
thatauzzieguy
Look at his shoes and socks. He gay.
MetaphysicallyWrinklefree
With those pants, it's possible
theelvesoflothlorien
But a gay guy would also be all "Bitch you *better* leave that chump" Sassy Gay Friend
NarcissusInc
theredfox64
Why would someone deserve that...
puppiesarepoopers
everyone deserves a nice time and to feel special
beartee
you deserve what you deserve
puppiesarepoopers
ish
theredfox64
No, they really do not, no one deserves anything.
GerberLegalTeam
Really? I think you deserve to have nice things happen in your life.
puppiesarepoopers
k
revelator
Nah, dude said, "Thanks I will pray about it."
thatauzzieguy
He's praying to God to cure him of his homosexuality.
puppiesarepoopers
praying about her and her happiness perhaps?
Zeldargh
Could be praying about being gay...?
CommTeam6
It IS Texas.
sillywq
."..Pray the gay away!"
CanadianCommenter
Yeah, I think you're right.
Huesh
BeeeardedMan
Jesus Christ she didn't want to leave any doubt. "friend date", "amazing friend", "#stillsingletho"
Writingthiswhileonthwtoilet
The whole text should have read "Friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend"
Writingthiswhileonthwtoilet
The whole text should've read "Friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend"
Chubalufogous
She knows what she was doing poor guy
sppwalker
As a girl that's been asked out and turned down guys who I knew still liked me, I ALWAYS say things like this to them or else they get (1)
sppwalker
super hopeful and creepy and clingy and it's honestly the most uncomfortable thing. Men, if a girl says no, don't be weird about it. Please
Ausememe
"Soldierdown"no doubt he laid down his a-game. Poor guy. I'm smelling religion though which makes it like no-contact Aussie rules football.
kittenskittenskittens
Well at least she's clear about it!
zma123456
She probably did it on purpose. Probably sick of him making moves.
AnatolianTiger
Todayiswensday
I just feel like continuing #soldierdown...all the way down by everyone!
FilthyRapscallions
Meanwhile, she'll let a guy that goes by the name of Snake, bang her in the back of a bar and complain there are no good single men.
only90skidswillgetthis
Found the "nice" guy.
FilthyRapscallions
Not so fast, just someone who realized awhile ago that people who say they want nice guys but always date jackasses aren't worth your time.
aboxacaraflatafan
I know a ton of women who said they wanted nice guys. Know what they did? They married nice guys.
stevetehpirate
Some cold shit right there.
Writingthiswhileonthwtoilet
The whole text should have read "Friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend friend"
ThomasTheWankEnglne
What a cunt
ITradeNewds
Right? She knew what was happening. Should have at least put her cards down well before the "friend date" ever happened but nah.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Yeah, totally a cunty thing to try to set clear boundaries. And I'm sure she made him come up with this elaborate date at gunpoint.
popejubal
Yeah! How dare she enjoy time with some she likes as a friendafter she made it clear that she is not interested in him romantically?
flowseeker
Why do you think she's a cunt?
IronicUsername
He was "friend-zoned" by some woman he was nice to and therefore feels entitled to bang.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Whoa, what did she do? Looks like he's being super cringey to her. I've had guy "friends" like this. It's creepy when you think you're /1
ThomasTheWankEnglne
They're both shit. He's playing out of his league and shes announcing to the whole world that he's not good enough for her.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
just hanging out and then they go way over the top. /2
ThomasTheWankEnglne
They're both shit. He's playing out of his league and shes announcing to the whole world that he's not good enough for her.
Isexualiseeverything
He's a "shit" for "playing out of his league" ? Fuck you and your logic!
astrogeek
He was probably dropping hints all during the friend-date.
mymistake4coffins
this
unclestankstank
Hints, like the flowers and horseback riding.
ILikeToCheckUsernames
I don't want to be mean, but if he wears his socks like that he's gonna be hinting for a while
Buckbeak1486
And women say men are oblivious...
iggyface
If ur man wont say it why should she infer it and risk being wrong? Its clear she doesnt see him that way anyway. Move on dude.
anonwhymouse
She knew what it was, she just is t interested in him romantically
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
She doesn't seem oblivious, it seems like she's trying to let him down gently.
SinsOftheErectPhoenix
then she should have declined the date
PillowFu
Gentle public humiliation.
iggyface
If ur man wont say it why should she infer it and risk being wrong? Its clear she doesnt see him that way anyway. Move on dude.
SexualPeanut
It's kinda pathetic.
wackywoohoopizzaman
Or she didn't want to risk ruining their friendship. Pfft, yeah right
bigassdolphin
If she's setting the stage like that on social media it's already ruined. It would have been kinder to ruin that friendship with a few words
FrozenCoast
And risk that gravy train?
IfWereStillAliveInTheMorningThenWellKnowWereNotDead
http://pre00.deviantart.net/1787/th/pre/f/2011/285/2/6/cereal_guy_spitting_by_rober_raik-d4clu6f.png
Tyr13
At that point, its already kind of ruined though...?
Paramedia
Not if she can manipulate him into being strung along a bit longer.
bigassdolphin
If she's setting the stage like that on social media it's already ruined. It would have been kinder to ruin that friendship with a few words
foxhoundunit89
"friendship" LOL
MooMooLazyRiver
At least you can't say she was leading him on.
hypnokrote
Went on the date didn't she, that's taking advantage imo
Corrodias
So you're telling me that having a good time with friends is taking advantage of them? Isn't that what they're *for*?
kittykat
It says he was trying to show her a level she deserved, probably recently had a bad bf. If her 'friend' had romantic intentions w/date, 1/2
kittykat
then he took advantage, not her. 2/2
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
How do you know she had any idea how elaborate it would be? I've had guy friends ask me to hang out and then when I show up it's this big /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
romantic thing and they act like it's cool to do that kind of thing with friends. Awkward AF. /2
Skizzlesnap
Yep still your fault. Guys don't hang out with girls unless they want to fuck them. Sounds awful but even your closest guy wants to smash.
SendMeAllThePics
Toats not cool, then again considering the level of planning that went into both, it'd be hard to genuinely have no idea that there was 1/?
unclestankstank
"You out-did yourself" I'm guessing she's used to being treated quite well by this guy.
MooMooLazyRiver
"Friend date"
guerillagirl
The only person friendzoning him is himself. TELL HER YOU WANT TO DATE HER YOU BETA.
guerillagirl
I should clarify. *romantic date
tothe9ines
She acts naive, but she knew what was happening.
MooMooLazyRiver
Doubtful. They both seem like the innocent religious sort.
hypnokrote
That's just an excuse to get free food n flowers
MooMooLazyRiver
Nah, now you are just projecting.