AdanEvin
133661
2214
248
Jul 18, 2017 2:01 PM
AdanEvin
133661
2214
248
whiskerbiscuit
Keanu could handle this baby
DamoclesIsHere
Fuck i need to be a baby
canilogin404360
Oh, yes please
Octavius440
Train etiquette, super simple stuff.
IKnowAndIDrinkThings
Same
BrazenGlint
is that carmen sandiego?
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
Fooooood...!!
snarkmeister
Careful kid, there's silicone in there jugs!
pdhackley
Endless Buffet!
notsoinnocuos
The original Happy Meal...;')
Captainbetray
Hahah this is funny to me because my wife's currently breastfeeding as im watching this!!
biggwhytey
That baby's thoughts in that moment
mookiedoi360
This looks like an advert
Werewolfoflondon
My brain first saw the blonde with a hand mirror looking at the target.
klbearsfan125
Well when Scarlett Witch is sitting right behind you you would get excited.
salbolini11
Stay thirsty my friends
DuraNecessitas
"Luuuuuuunch!!!!
BirdmanSucked
Thought the woman was Legolas
Dudeitsausername
can't blame him, most grown men would wanna suck on those tits as well.
He4rtless
Careful the red witch is not how she appears
TheHummusAmongUs
But I do that on the train and I'm a pervert...double standard? I think so
abedHitPilot
DEM BITTIES
iwillnamemyfirstbornmaruchan
Oh so when the baby does it's cute, but when I do it.....
mookiedoi360
I'm a 37 year old baby. wah. baby what the biddy yo
Rossco311
UserSubLurkerMan
Don't start kid. It's an addiction you'll live with for the rest of your life.
Jairun
Ehhh, I would say we never stop being addicted to them. Or did you not get breastfed? :D
ilickwindows
He's thirsty
herostarwind
Spent 9 months trying to get out, and now you're gonna spend the rest of your life trying to get back in
gad885
Some of us didn't want to get out the had to go in and evict us
everypostepic
Gay guys would disagree.
kmikl
I know a few gay men that would disagree with that disagreement... some gay guys LOVE tits.
Perkeleenretku
Tits, not even once.
eyeLied
Not once? Not even when you were a baby? Lies!
kmikl
No, no.. so, so many times!
kmikl
TBH, it's a wonderful ride.
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
http://imgur.com/HdnDA5H
realmdweller
Cracks me up that he essentially revisits this same joke in Me, Myself & Irene but legit suckles woman's breast.
Magus62
I read on IMDB that Jim Carrey was actually humiliated with it and the actress, Shannon Whirry, may have still been lactating.
theritz22
Me too kid, me too.
Mrflufikins
It's a nation wide epidemic
Mrflufikins
Perhaps even works wide
NoForethought
you had 4 words.
Mrflufikins
Fuk in typos man
Mrflufikins
Fuck again
pistachiomoustache
It look like an ad. What, an anti-formula ad? Really?
hellothereimnobody
I saw it as pro-formula. "Don't make your baby cheat on you. Use formula" or something like that
hippokitty86
Yeah, not cool. Breastfeeding is hard and really sucks. Formula for the win!
T8ERTOT
That was my first thought.
solomonsmall
Yeah it's anti formula bull shit
SurvivalQuotientToBeDetermined
https://www.behance.net/gallery/53489503/Greed thankfully it seems it is not
pistachiomoustache
Oh good.
SuckAnElf
Yeah I really am not liking this... I'm all for normalizing breastfeeding but formula is 100% fine too and all moms deserve support
SuckAnElf
Anyone who has an opinion on another woman's choice to breast or formula feed needs to mind their own tits
ash627
Yes when I made my desire to bottle feed clear, I got all sorts of judged. This made me think of that.
kaztas
It looks like it's an art piece about greed https://www.behance.net/gallery/53489503/Greed
DanCutter
Whomever told you formula is 100% fine is either an idiot...or owns stock in a formula company. ;)
fadecomic
Wife had trouble. Turned to LLL in both TX and MA. In both states rather than help, they vilified my wife and made her feel bad.
TroubledTimes
My daughters lactose intolerant, literally threw up every ounce of breastmilk i gave her. No choice but to formula feed
DerpyMcDerper
And thats how natural selection weeds out bad genes. Not trying to insult, just noticing more things recently in that trend
pistachiomoustache
I tried to breastfeed for both of my kids, but it was too painful to bear, then stopped producing milk, and had to formula feed.
cowpiefatty
My mom just couldn't produce enough milk for either of us but seeing as me and my sister drink around 4-6 gallons a week I see why.
TrustmeIamdutch
Kids got fed in the end. Mission accomplished. Well done. :)
IAmNotAWoodenDuck
The hospital advised starving me when I wouldn't drink anything but formula when I was a baby. Really glad my mum thought they were idiots.
SuckAnElf
Cause you know, hypoglycemia is totally good for a developing brain...
DerpyMcDerper
Wut
scottjaeger
I'm not going to tell anyone what to do, but breastfeeding is 100% definitely better for the child if it's feasible.
SuckAnElf
Actually that's not scientifically accurate. There are some benefits but in the long run it makes no difference.
SuckAnElf
Or at least very little difference that the benefits many families gain from formula feeding (like babies not dying) far outweighs it
scottjaeger
source, pls
SuckAnElf
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/everybody-calm-down-about-breastfeeding/
SuckAnElf
Sorry everything is coming so scattered. I'm in the process of putting two wild children to bed and they aren't having it lol
SuckAnElf
https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/breastfeeding-is-good-but-maybe-not-that-good/
SuckAnElf
https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/are-the-benefits-of-breastfeeding-oversold/
SuckAnElf
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4077166/
HadMeSomeChickens
TIL all ads supporting breast feeding attack moms who can't.
SuckAnElf
Yeah literally no one said nor implied that...
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
If its an "anti-formula ad," I'd argue the implication is that formula moms are portrayed as being not as good a parent.
filthymansock
How is it anti formula though? The woman in red doesn't even have a small baby with her or any indication that she is lactating at all. 1/2
SILOKEL
1. So... im not going to write this long and drawn out comment, but i would like to explain some things. First, couples need to decide on
SILOKEL
This type of thing before they have kids. If you cant agree, dont have kids! :) second, whatever decision you make, make sure that the
SILOKEL
3. Decision made is for the child, and not your own self interests. If you cant do this, dont have kids! :) third, whether or not formula
SILOKEL
4. Is better for the child can differ on circumstances. I am no biologist or chemist and even people who are seemto have conflicted opinions
molotovb
Nah, all babies are different and every mother's breasts are different. You won't be able to make an informed decision until baby is born.
molotovb
And no, god no, not at all is it a reason to either have a child or not.
themuttonisniceandlean
Breast size has absolutely nothing to do with milk supply, either. And it's still objectifying women, so I hope it's not an ad for that.
bigassdolphin
What is the effect if any of having larger breasts if they don't indicate greater milk production?
themuttonisniceandlean
Most likely, it's genetics. Larger breasts can be inconvenient but attract mates. It's a matter of science.
Spamamdorf
Large breasts are good for lots of things but not milk. Milk is entirely supply and demand, if you drain them they make more next time
bigassdolphin
That certainly sounds nice.
themuttonisniceandlean
The size is related to fat, not milk ducts. Most women have about the same amount of milk ducts vs fat. Fat quantity varies widely. 1/2
bigassdolphin
I admit pleb status outright. Breasts to me are just fun to look at and play with. It's not that I don't like the answer. I just feel 1/2
bigassdolphin
2/2 feel like I've watched everyone I've ever known invest in something they never needed because they were fooled by the presentation.
TheLetterKay
Indeed! I have 36Hs right now. Am pregnant but don't produce. No woman in my family on my mom's side has been able to produce.
filthymansock
Your poor back!
TheLetterKay
Dad's side, more than half couldn't breastfeed because of cancer. Fed is best
themuttonisniceandlean
Take a bf class and get a lactation consultation when the baby is born. There was a lot of ignorance+stigma before that discouraged success.
themuttonisniceandlean
But if it doesn't work, don't let the mommy shamers get to you. You do the best you can for your baby. You don't need to defend your choice.
themuttonisniceandlean
You shouldn't be producing yet. Maybe a little colostrum leak near the end. It's triggered by labor. You do what's best and no guilt.
TheLetterKay
I didn't mean am not producing right now. I never do. This is not my first pregnancy. Mother had 4 kids and never produced.
themuttonisniceandlean
Oh gotcha. My friend didn't either. Formula is just fine.
bigassdolphin
Do you have a brand of formula you swear by or do they not work like that? I don't have crotch spawn son I'm ignorant.
ArdentSlacker
whatever the kid's willing to eat. They're all pretty much the same thing.
TheLetterKay
Every baby is different. Some will take anything, others are picky. That's why I don't stick up before baby comes.
bigassdolphin
What does stick up mean here?