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Feb 14, 2018 7:21 PM
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
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Eleventimes
I wish I could tell u community mental health stories.
jj999124
I used to work at a state park would anyone want to hear my work stories
Dyslexicbirch
They do it to get more fake internet points
notinthemoodforpickingusernames
And if we don't want we just swipe. No bad feelings.
madman604
I hate that i associate the Genie with the android game, "Witch Trainer" instead of prince Ali, noble is he. I'm such a deviant. Nws.
HaHaYouJustWastedACoupleSecondsOfYourLifeReadingMyLongUsername
Well making those posts takes a long time, it's not really worth the effort if you don't know if anybody will even look at it.
Xiphildias
Eh people can be serious assholes on here. Pisting stuff you care about exposes you. Maybe its easier to test the waters.
MrFunreal
I son't have any work stories, but i could upload a couple of pics of what i do.
CosmicHampster
Oh look, there are the infinity stones
modalnode
Are you interested in my witty reply to this? If so, let me know and I'll post it up
Redwolf2495
Jucorp
Ya if we not interest we'd down vote it. That's what the voting system is for. Dumb fucks
MrHumberfloob
Is this pic from infinity wars?
Voxiptic
Looks like Thanos has a new enemy
fredbloxx
you got something to say, say it. don't ask for permission.
Dudewhosaysrad
Double points this way
godofhorizons
To be fair I wouldn't want to spend 30-60 minutes creating a post that people might not be interested in
PrincessNausicaa
I've thought about doing work stories but what's the point if no-one will see them?
DavidAndrews
I have the exact opposite problem, people ask me for work stories and i'm really quite sure you all wouldn't like them.
CamelToeChew
Seems like a wasted wish to me
confirmsthings
Well, I once posted a guide on building a roleplay server on Discord and only got -2 out of it, so I understand why you'd ask first.
CommanderCaribou
Look they already waste their time at their job do you think wanna waste more time writing shit for people who MAY not care?
BlueFire4101
Pretty much this. Not just time but energy too. and then feel terrible if no one ends up interested after all that.
KnifeKnut
They don't want to waste their time if no one wants to hear about it.
Zakn3fein
I did that, people weren't interested :(
JustSomeGuyNamedScott
I say this every time someone posts this. How else would they whore for more fake internet points?
forAGrandTotalOf
Making a post like this one?
dasklaus
I remember comments under a post like this mentioning people asked and didn't get points, so didn't have to spend hours writing up posts.
ididitforthelolz
I've been debating doing one for awhile but didn't know if there was any interest, I don't want to waste time if no one wants to read it.
JustSomeGuyNamedScott
Oh wait. They'll make Part 1 and Part 2 and so on
TrueFireduck
Or possibly, they know how fickle imgur can be and don't want to waste time writing it all out for it to die in usersub
JustSomeGuyNamedScott
Yeah...but that's a risk you take when posting. Don't whore for points. Just post it like everyone else
Undeity
Really, there's more to it than that. With the request comes greater awareness, meaning those posts aren't lost in the depths of Usersub.
Marcster01
My problem is the people who do awesome work stories and dont tag the thing with them.
Undeity
Ehh... Tags aren't really handled well by the community to begin with. It's something I feel the moderators could regulate more strongly.
cheeseburgersmakemehorny
I think it's more like they don't want to spend all the time to make a post if no one gives a fuck
Jrex42
But if their stories aren't good, the post won't make it far, so why ask? Just gather good stories, write them well, hope for the best
Zugswang
Exactly. Imgur isn't exactly the best place for an AMA thread.
theesweez
I got 1,000 upvotes almost on a comment asking if people would be interested. Spent an hour making the post, got 15 upvotes.
TeaRex13
Why does genie have the infinity stones?
IPeeInCheerios
Magic, duh.
TeaRex13
I know how but whyyy? He’s already got magic, now he’s just being greedy
IPeeInCheerios
Well they do look pretty neat.
Canihasapokemans
datpo
I've seen work story posts die in usersub before. It's a lot of work that simply got ignored. Not every set of work stories is interesting.
ciiral
2fligh2high
XenoCore
Writing a lot of stories is hard work. If people aren't interested there's no point.
theesweez
I got 1000 points almost on a comment asking if people wanted a post. Spent an hour making the post. Got 15 points.
Jrex42
But people might be interested until they read your post...
Absurdest
I mean, yeah. You go ahead and write a 2000-word essay complete with pictures for Imgur before you know anybody's even gonna want it.
chuckfranck
How about this. Do you want nursing home, army medic, banquet server, or fry cook in a college town stories?
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Alllllll of em
Bergeldergle
What about retail?
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
I've been in a fire fight. Well I was in a fire. Well I was...fired. from and exciting fry cook opportunity
Pyronic24
Yes.
rusrsdude
Yes. Why not? It's fun hearing stories about other people's lives. Just not in person.
marsupialsrus
It's all too people-y in person
brainstrain
It's rude to walk away when they get boring in-person. Also, storytelling is a much neglected skill these days.
marsupialsrus
Agreed.
BastardOperatorFromHell
I work at █████████ as a ████ ███████ and my daily routine is to prevent ██████ from destroying the ███████████. Wanna hear more?
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
Fuck ██!
BastardOperatorFromHell
Wow, that's a little aggressive. What did Phil ever do to you?
toboldlygowherenomanhasgonebefore
Operative ███, contact ██████████ immediately or you will be ████ with extreme prejudice.
AwkwardPancake
It's like clickbait :*(
Thojira
sounds like you are trying to sell me something
NotACanadian
I work at the Ark as a mechanical engineer and my daily routine is to prevent Decepticons from destroying Teletraan-1. Wanna hear more?
UnhipDruid
███ █████ ████. ███████ ████ █████ ███ ██. ████ ████!!!
twfeline
Only if it involves you ****ing yourself.
BastardOperatorFromHell
I mean, for my role I have to sort of ████ myself regularly, to stay in practice and all. I even have a lab set up for it at home!
WeenusMaGee
SCP is real
BenzElite
is this an EA work story?
DoingItWrongSince1980
Stark Industries, billionaire philanthropist, dickheads, observable universe.
InquisitorLexaeloftheOrdoHereticus
The Inquisition is aware that you work for Delta Green. In the future, please refrain from interfering with Ordo Malleus investigations.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
pssst inquisitor. *hands a note* (the note: this is the a SCP foundation shit post. by declaration of the god emperor we are required to 1/2
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
help the SCP foundation to contain any anomalies we can. we are required to help secure contain and protect the civilian population from 2/3
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
these anomalies. as if they were to escape it would cause problems for everyone across the milky way 3/3)
Denamic
You probably just described any job ever
SpellingEternity
This is a keter-level shitpost. Stand by for extraction by our highly trained operative team. Or don't. The world is doomed either way.
grapesforducks
That's what scp 2000 is for.
Garouleloup
It's fine, the world ended multiple times already, nothing we can't handle.
DarkOverlordJuice
I immediately highlighted this with my mouse hoping to reveal the hidden spoiler text but was disappointed. I read a lot of Steam reviews.
DresdenPedalTimpani
Pay $10 for the work story package!
scnottaken
Hey! Class D personnel shouldn't be on the internet! Back to the cells!
womenglowandmenchunder
Who let the vault dweller out?
BastardOperatorFromHell
Unless you're talking about my paycheck, I'm class A.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
I love Mad Libs.
DukeDarkwood
Ooh! Can I play? Wal-Mart, starfish, opener, Jayne Cobb, playground. How did I do?
BastardOperatorFromHell
Heh... starfish opener. *giggle*
DukeDarkwood
It was all perfectly innocent when I decided on "starfish". Somewhere in the process of deciding what next, I turned evil.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Pretty cunning.
LemmingAttack
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BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
Where's Agent Molder?
Steamarrow
[DATA EXPUNGED]
asliceofpizza
[Comment Deleted]
Vergenbuurg
[Browsing History flammenwerfered]
wabitgirl
[Memetic kill agent active]
Ducken331
hu?
Zinc771
Personnel of the SCP Foundation are not allowed to disclose their [redacted] or their [redacted]
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
That's funny, cause [redacted] happened out in [redacted] and pretty much everyone [redacte outside of [redacted] knows about the [redacted]
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
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