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gimmeadollar
If you think that's bad, wait Til you see what his FSBhandler did to the Rose Garden
BootsMadeForWalking
He can have the house in the divorce. We can run the country from elsewhere.
MaintenanceGuyHere
The fucker said he was going to build a wall, just didn't think it would be there
MarkOfTheCovenant
Don't you mean Democratically.
rockyvanren
Ladders. The large white one is “anti climb”. https://www.businessinsider.com/white-house-anti-climb-wall-protests-2020-7?amp
PenguinPete
I said four years ago, this is going to end with a shootout like Scarface.
idontfinishmysentences
It’s his impenetrable cereal box fort
Preincarnated
Imagine what you'd think if you WERE a political scientist...
ahbrannon1
If he wins in November this country will be torn apart as we will all know the election was stolen again by the GOP!
mrbaldangles
Dipityseren
That's what you need to do - cut off the McDonald's supply - it'll be like flooding the sewers - trumps will pour out.
CatOnPaper
There are either 11 Burger King lovers or 11 jealous graphic designers hating this pic...
mmontour
Home of the Whimper
malicart
You misspelled Bitch, but I do like yer logo.
aprilMarbleJumper
Hey that's an insult to all the other bitches, I mean Karens
BearableBear
Yes
PhilipMitchell
He did say he would build a wall.
RVAROA
"The People's House"
Becker37
Hey, he said a wall would be built and was right
somnif
You know, if he loses, i REALLY wonder what manner of glorious shit show November and December will look like. Tantrums? Incoherent rage?
jjsjosCreator
it's ok he comes out to golf , someone grassy knoll the cocksucker while hes cheating at golf . or give him exploding balls
Abetterusernamethanyours
This the type of comment that gets you put on a list. Sounds like you're cool with it, but like...
jjsjosCreator
im not even American but ffs even half his secret service must be thinking this by now . unfortunately all the real whackos love him
Bystandr
He just ripped down Jackie Kennedys' crab apple trees in the WH garden too.
wandergeist
Yeah, but I thought it would take until 2023 when someone finally told him he was term-limited.
EroticZombiePants
It will be. I fully expect him to win again.
somnif
He's already said he wants to pursue a third term, so....
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
I knew he was full of shit & wildly unprepared for even the slightest amount of responsibility so I knew it’d be bad but not “170k dead” bad
Aquilarden
I am, and it's not looking great, I tell you what.
cynica1bear
I’m a poli sci student rn. Last semester I took a class on public admin and my professor said “this is all bullshit right now, of course”
Aquilarden
If you get a chance, read "How Democracies Die" by Levitsky and Ziblatt, Ch. 1
cynica1bear
I’ll put it in my list! Thanks for the recommendation
FeChefImgur
Is it just me or it looks like a bunch of doors side by side and the lower part is doors lying on their side ?
ThailandExpress
Fairdinkums
Come your election time It'll be like telling a child to come out of a fort he built when play time is over. You'll have to get him out.
brianhow
Dont forget that Republican senators had a chance to end this fucker. They chose money and power. Treasonous rat lickers.
fish1552
These perimeter upgrades were approved in July 2016 after Omar J. Gonzalez made it to the front door with a knife while Obama was president.
HowardMurdock
I *am* a political scientist, and... Yeah, no, this is basically exactly where I expected to be after election day 2016.
gumol
I mean, given that this fence replacement was started by Obama in 2016, yeah, it was easy to predict.
ArealJim
The sad part is that if a civil war starts....The two sides are...People who believe racism only applies to blacks, and Religious nut jobs.
CodeChimpin
Who said racism only belongs to blacks?
ArealJim
literally anyone on the "side" of BLM, race issues in the US, issues with police, etc.
CodeChimpin
That’s not what BLM means. I think you should educate yourself.
johnrocks
my gf at the time woke me up sobbing when she found out the results. lotta grief. it wasn't hard to tell where our country was headed.
CodeChimpin
I really did want to believe he’d somehow rise to the office. Like, I was sad he won, but I had hope I was wrong, you know?
HeywouldJablowme
Also canceling the election/rigging it in his favor... basically I said we will never get rid of him and he'll never leave office willingly
HowardMurdock
Not where you want to be as a democracy, but hey, upside, the U.S. has always been the smallest of d democracy, so low expectations!
dontrike
You and everyone else with eyes.
Darkspire
I am not a political scientist, but the writing was on the wall, honestly. Elect a narcissistic con man in love with power and gosh golly,
TheTimesTheyAreAChangin
Same here. I quit Facebook the day after the election. I was disgusted by my family and friends.
Darkspire
wouldn't you know it, he doesn't want to relinquish it. Amazing.
whitebbwolf
so they re not just renovating/improving the fence which had been planned longer than six years? Or was that misinformation?
smorsdoeuvres
itsthevoiceman
But THE stOCk maRkEt!
SlimSam
Still the stock market is making more dough than ever before...
Flapjackal
Pff, if the Trump presidency ends in 2020 it'll be because all presidency ends. He's built his little castle!
coderay
I'll bet secret service agents are having a lottery to pick who gets to kick his ass out next January.
Ninjainslippers
Makes you appreciate competent leadership. Obama averted multiple pandemics and pulled us out of a major recession.
HumptyDumptyWasPushed
Who said anything about it ending? /s
BlackCatCasper
Simpsons did it
LordVulpix
That's the worst part. People still elected him after the Simpsons said it was a bad idea in the 90s.
Yacobs21
Remember, Trump did fail the first time he ran
BlackCatCasper
He only ran on a dare because Obama roasted him (over something Trump started) and hurt his feelings.
LordSithis
He ran in 2000 at the encouragement of Jesse Ventura, for the reform party. Backed out late in the campaign.
kitterkat
Right? I knew it would be bad. Definitely didn’t know this bad though.
Repostradamus
I was hoping for the best but that was an obvious long shot
Ninjainslippers
I was hopeful we would coast through with a 2008 type recession. Didn't realize how frequently major crises are avoided by competence.
harleenVT
I can't really blame the president on this one. Its a global pandemic. Its not like he caused that problem.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
BOY, he held a rally without masks to show off his ability to drink water he fucking supports the virus!
BoopleSnoot615
https://images.app.goo.gl/tdruQvWj88FxkgBSA
moonshadowkati
He sure did exacerbate it though.
FartyMcDumpstein
We can directly compare to the outcomes of other 1st world countries, and it makes us look like a 3rd world one.
pwnz805
Like POV as a nurse working covid- the fact that I’m instructed to recycle single use PPe and we again are out of COVID tests speaks volumes
dontrike
You absolutely can blame it on him. He chose not to lead and ignore the fucking pandemic.
HisDudness
You can't blame me for that building burning down. I didn't start the fire, I just threw gas on it and stabbed all the firefighters.
PainlessSteel
Then you havent been paying attention. He defunded the pandemic watchdogs Bush Jr set up who would have caught it early.
StigsMilwaukeeCousin
My favorite part is where we watched Italy take a crack at it, learned absolutely nothing, and prepared not at all.
Ralter3
Then threw out the detailed plan Obama made for him simply cause Obama made it for him.
pwnz805
Yes but at every step following, not only did he grossly mismanage response but actively politicized safety measures to instigate his voters
Scaramucci
I thought it'd end before 2020. At the time I didn't realize how low Republicans could go to protect him despite all his crimes and ->
Scaramucci
->obvious unfitness for office. I learned my lesson now. There's no rock bottom, they'd follow him to hell.
existe
The sad thing is, I think this goes for Democrats too. Trump just happened to show how far politicians will follow a garbage leader.
Grizy
Yeah nah fuck Biden and his dumbass neolib colleagues. Still gonna vote for him tho because atleast he's not a small dicked dictator.
bridgebrain
Except they won't. The left condemns an otherwise good leader for one major failure, which is why they constantly lose
bridgebrain
Speaking as someone who's left leaning, it's the most frustrating part of the party (other than the corporate stranglehold)
TheWombatStrikesAgain
You wanna hear something even more depressing? It was his mismanagement of the pandemic that made so many followers turn on him. If he (1)
TheWombatStrikesAgain
loses reelection, it's very likely Corona played a big part in that. (2)
yourqueenrat
Is it just me or is the U.S. starting to seem like a third-world country?
gumol
Replacing a fence is "third-world country"?
QuartzPoker
It really is. Just a rich one.
tiarali
It has for a long time.
lysani
"Third-world" countries are nations that chose to not side with NATO(first-world) or Russia(second-world) during the Cold War.
XIXXXVIVIII
Fun fact, Ireland is a 3rd world country.
fragya3000
I always wondered about the origin of the phrase cause you hear first and third world but never second.
lysani
The original usage of it doesn't get used much anymore, but I always find it amusing when people say USA/European countries are third world.
Hotsauceman
I was there before the pandemic while it was being built. On a banner in front it said it was started in 2014. I call horseshit
GetInLosersWereGonnaDoScience
I was there New Year’s Day 2019, nothing but the usual fence. /a/S7NbYFb
gumol
Construction started in July 2019. Project started in 2014.
PenisOfDeath
So he's found something of Obama's that he agrees with?
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
https://www.businessinsider.com/white-house-anti-climb-wall-protests-2020-7 :according to this, a fence renovation was ordered in July ‘16//
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
Partly in response to the 2014 fence climbing incident.
chemicalcookie871
Nps.gov confirmed, started in 2014. Just another false assumption used to weaponize social media
Leithreas
That's not where this "scared of people" fence is, though. There's the usual fence and the street you can walk, which is now blocked. Then
Leithreas
they basically put up another wall/fence on the other side, so the WH is an extra block removed from any pedestrians than usual.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
On the 2014 part?
Hotsauceman
That it was even thought back then. I feel like it was “proposed”, not thought about
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Yeah, sounds like they were trying to imply that it wasn't Trump's idea.
BL4UPUNKT
So if that's the implied fact, then he's accepting something Obama did was right. Wild.
NewtGinGrinch
Fence is getting pointer spikes. Not sure how we storm that thing.
ahrrie
From above.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Easy: https://www.toolbarn.com/shop-by-category/power-tools/cordless-tools/grinders/
Tehsyr
With an APC.
SpamYarBlockers
By voting. In person. Early. https://www.vote.org/early-voting-calendar/
QuartzPoker
Construction equipment. We have a proud tradition of building Killdozers in the US.
RelartOfGivia
You tear it down first
idplmalx
Completely unrelated but theres a doc on Netflix called "Tread" that's pretty interesting...
tugboatcaptain
Might have to get Canada in on it. They burned it down once. (I know I know not all the way blah blah bite me
firefighter26
A ladder? Or tunnel? I mean, they work pretty well for the Mexican wall.
InsanityCrab
Yeah but the one in the picture doesn't only exist in the imaginations of republicans!
TheRealJimBosey
Pool noodles
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
Cut it off completely reestablish a new governing body
dt1089
Killdozer
bogus1983
Even if you could, he'd be cowering in the bunker.
Heavyoak
Thermite
ThailandExpress
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/05/30/530723028/how-the-u-s-military-used-guns-n-roses-to-make-a-dictator-give-up
astrangehop
Don't but One serious construction vehicle could take it out. Even just a 50mph cement mixer.
panicpilgrim
Storm the ballot box
ElroydIsGone
That's the right answer! And in such high numbers that any allegation, that fraud decided the election is ridiculous from the start.
NewtGinGrinch
If we win and he calls rigged? If he wins with more support than 2016 indicating it's been rigged? Ideas? Game plans?
ElroydIsGone
He will call it rigged anyway. He already does to prepare for that. That's a built-in, when you vote such a con man into office.
TerryCrews
KismetCrew
redtail62
What is that majestic tool?!
KismetCrew
The link I had to the russian site with specifications seems to have been removed.
KismetCrew
Here's a link to reddit comment with link: https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/i5nycp/gunpowder_powered_jaws_of_life/g0s0nu1/
KismetCrew
Also, full video with audio: https://youtu.be/Y-Dpf-p_Cf8
misterhamtastic
Trebuchet.
ILikeFugu
it's only a trebuchet if it comes from the Tre region of France, if not it's just sparking catapult
HsuDoNihm
This is the way. http://www.virtualtrebuchet.com/
InfinitusEquitas
Start with launching in garbage bags from the city. Put the white house to good use.
HsuDoNihm
Nah. Chicken manure. Flaming chicken manure. Hit his golf course too.
Moriarty
Waste of good fertilizer. Dog shit would be more appropriate.
HsuDoNihm
Chicken manure has magnificent splatter potential and a smell that sinks in and stays. The guys who used to muck out the chicken coup when I
SalmySwims
Trebuchets and Siege Towers.
ChoccoMilk
Naruto run that shit. Area 51 was just training.
tiarali
We make a giant wooden badger...
puppysnuggles
So you’re advocating storming the White House?
QuartzPoker
Why not? We rebelled against one tyrant in 1775. Why not rebel against another?
imgurisfulloftwats
When governance becomes tyranny, resistance becomes duty
VanDerGroot
Lovely quote. :)
deathsausage
Corks
captainclutch
We could add razor wire and even more heavily armed guards. No need to storm it, just turn it into a prison.
MrHerpertDerpington
AND block Twitter. Important part!
NaughtButOne
Exactly this. Siege warfare 101.
The701
Yeah, but.... well, he does kind of have access to at least one helicopter.
VanDerGroot
GoFundMe a fighter jet.
CakeShapedPie
Helicopters are pretty fragile. A single fastener keeps them from falling out of the sky
Problemwoodchuck
My experience in Total War says that we should avoid an assault & settle in for a siege. Eventually he'll run out of hair & tanning spray
DiedAndHauntingImgur
Actually my total war experience tells me that the solution is an excessive amount of artillery and bow units
AstroortsA
Going a weekend without golfing will drive him insane. Or more insane
IFavoriteRecipesToTryLater
Ladder then angry guys that are naked with swords and big shields oh and they need to have javelins
GadenKerensky
They have Javelins too, probably.
tyrsfavoritesword
Axes! Much more intimidating!
cobaltCarnivore
Mill about outside the walls and chant shit at him in a foreign language. Great Heathen Army it
wodansring
axes are for shieldwalls, pikes are for heads