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Sweet Jesus fucking yellow penguins, the Kendra Scott.
I believe in you!
Almost dropped my computer tryna post this bc my pizza just got here
This is my brother...My brother who is 10 years older than me.
She's kinda lakynn in baby-naming skills
Luchingador
when i was 22 my now wife would been 14.... ha.. ha.... i met her when she was 20 so no need to call the police.
SometimesIFartInPublic
Finally I'm relevant!
grandfalloon
Wait, who the fuck doesn't fart in public?
OfficialJoeBiden
Shrimbus
Thanks OP, now I can get started
Refridgerate
Then you get to uni and #1 becomes a fucking lifesaver
Whyalwaysmeohyeahthatswhy
Do young rich white girls wear Chacos? I know they're expensive but I always thought they were river sandals.
entillandersson
I'm a 32yr white male from Sweden and apparently I'm a mix between Asian bus lady and a lunch lady. Fml
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
Can anyone tell me about the like bag thing black ladies wear on their head?
SensitiveToiletPaper
I don't know if this is an american thing, but why does the poor student's pack have water bottles?
LupusIgnis
Flint still doesn't have drinking water.
thisisntjustin
A few I've never seen and a few I always enjoy seeing. Good dump.
SighAndCompany
Many thanks :)
tafkae
#18 you forgot
slothen2
wrong jenner?
tafkae
.......... ok true, but in my defense that's what they get for both having names starting with K.
Groznek
#35 is definitely an existant demographic here on imgur.
Downvotemepussy
Good god these are accurate
GravitationalTimeDialation
Especially the Cowboys one, and as someone who lives in San Antonio, it applies with the spurs as well
ayymamacita
I can confirm the Asian lady starter pack. This old lady that collected recycled cans. Every so often I wouldsave a bundle for her and she>
WHYDONTIREMEMBERMYPASSWORD
south san francisco. there's a neighborhood of em.
ayymamacita
Was always excited when I'd give a bag full of cans
UltraBooster
Youre a good soul
Arnoxthe1
She used it to buy drugs.
Fuglysack
That's adorable.
IronicUsername
Also, imgur:
Pay special attention to that one. Just sayin'.
zhiana
This.
ThomasTheScrakeEngine
Go to any comment section on a Leafy or Pyrocynical video, so many preteens and high schoolers trying to be funny
ThoughtfulSatan
Or rather don't, because that's all they want.
luckyflavor23
Is there a thing for Asian boys now?
FullMetalBitch
Only for those of us in the know
MooMooGoesTheFish
I know girls who are into K-pop/dramas who are into them.
rosemary34
What is Kendra Scott
SighAndCompany
Kendra Scott, she makes jewelry, her brand name is the same as her name.
rickanddianne
Thank you. I also did not know.
Puddingninjah
Tf kind of name is Lakynn Oo
Fyrjefe
Seems like denim is a common factor in all of these...
rangervern
We shun denim!
TheVelureFog
Jorts
Zimenzo
Don't bring AC/DC into this!
nero4ty2
i saw that one and got a little bit angry, don't need to bring them into this!
Sciencemuller
It was funny until i got top the "basic hoe starter pack" and realised that that's me.
Arnoxthe1
Don't feel too bad. As a guy, the "not like other girls" pack looked pretty hot to me. Except for smoking. Fuck smoking.
IronicUsername
#1 I never knew this was a stereptype but, man, this fits a girl I'm thinking of from back in high school PERFECTLY.
CaptainOfCrunch
What kind of pizza did you get?
SighAndCompany
Domino's! Pepperoni, bacon and spinach :)
oprahslovechild
Sharing?
Fuglysack
Good choice.
phoenixfromashes
The I Fart in Public dude is why I avoid populous places
MrRachael
I'm a chick, and I will crop dust the shit outta you in public.
thesplashingblumpkins
What? Do people not fart in pubic? I just avoid enclosed spaces
Fuglysack
We're just going to pretend like it's not because you've never been invited anywhere.
BurntheBabies
Because you would fart in those "populous places." Where else would they have gotten your picture.
MCGrannyHands
Bottled water in college? Ok Richie rich
justherefortheshitposting
I had a roommate like that who did it because he was germaphobic. Another because he was addicted to League and didn't want to hit the sink.
miserableprincess
Pretty sure those are like 2 dollars for the whole case, thats not bad.
angrycowsonstampede
Should have been a case of Natural Ice
DoubleChungTransplant
California has the blessed Kirkland light. Cheaper than a keg of nasty light if you get your CRV back for the cans.
saintofchaoticgood
Couldn't afford that. Had a shitty Britta pitcher though.
ModernArtWasaCIAweapon
I think they were just trying to show ''water'' but failed. You have lots of water as a student. Source: am student.
thetendervigiIante
agreed. i get by... on the federal government's money... but i'll burn that bridge when i arrive at it
Drewscifer
it's been 15ish years but we used bottles of water to disguise vodka, gin, rum and moonshine.
onlyhalfghost
Where did you go that people bothered disguising the booze?
cemeterymeri
Our dorms were supposed to be booze free, so we'd opt for liquor for shots or mixing.
onlyhalfghost
Ah, right, dorms are usually no-booze. Fair enough.
tatischief
And netflix? We hard dorm wide big server full of torrented stuff..and super fast internet. Netflix was for rich people.
beerlady
Yeah, I didn't waste the few bucks I had on bottled water. Shit, that was booze money.
MCGrannyHands
Username checks out
cAsEsEnSiTiViTy
"Lakynn baby name skills." I snickered. +1
theshadowrealmyugiboy
I wish my boyfriend sold dope. Not even gay, but I hear those are 700 dollar heels and I could do with upping my shoe game
LeonardoDaTiddies
My wife has a pair. She has worn them three times. None of those outside the house. ;)
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
"They feel sooo fucking gorgeous!" - wife, probably
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Last bit - ew, "She'll pretty much have to" ?? As a white male in my 50s, fuck off with that shit.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Not, uh, sure how your demographic relates to your value judgment
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Just reporting in .. or is Imgur supposed to be identity neutral? I dunno, guide me in thine ways, o guru
LeonardoDaTiddies
She bought them for herself. She's a successful business woman who just hasn't found the right opportunity to wear them out. I've found 1/
LeonardoDaTiddies
some opportunities for her to wear them in. We've been together over 20 years. Keeping it spicy takes some effort. :) 2/2
KhajiitHasWaresIfYouHaveUpvotes
Louis Vuittons are my dream shoe. One day I will have a pair! And will probably cry...
MyNameIsToaster
Those shoes are Christian Louboutin, the red sole is his trademark.
KhajiitHasWaresIfYouHaveUpvotes
Crap that's what I meant, was talking about LV with my sister when I was writing previous comment. Sorry!!
Iamverymucharousedrightnow
Louboutins on your feet and Louis Vuitton on your shoulder is the dreaaaaam.
KhajiitHasWaresIfYouHaveUpvotes
Stop! I may cry! Was furious when I saw that woman wearing a pair in a rocky desert in breaking bad. Rather offensive and shocking!!
MyNameIsToaster
No worries, I too covet those shoes. Maybe one day we can afford them!
Arnoxthe1
Protip: Guys don't care about your footwear.
kininini
Protip: this is not about the guys.
Arnoxthe1
Protip: Sometimes it is.
poorandtalentless
I'd just stand there naked. Literally, less is more.
Arnoxthe1
You're gonna stand naked in public? lol
chromm
True but most women dress fashionably to one up each other.
Equinox13
Or just to feel good about themselves because they like how they look. It isn't always about someone else.
Ohond
Bless you.
highlandheart
Say it louder for the people in the back.
Equinox13
*Deep breath* ORRRR JUST TOOO FEEEEL GOOOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY LIIIKE HOW THEY LOOOOOOK. IT ISN'T ALWAYS ABOUT SOMEONE ELLLLLSE.
rshini
4" and higher - the heels make legs and ass look better, so guys are benefiting from such shoes.
SankingDragon
The Chinese bus lady one is so fucking real though
Seawyn
If there was an image capturing the shoving and pushing that they do on the bus too, that would be perfect.
helicotrema
I've seen her in Australia too
Arnoxthe1
I see this in Portland area all the time. Although to be fair, there's a lot of asians near where I work.
basball6969
I LOVE I LOVE KPOPJPOP
bradleylibralesso11
That's the one that got my upvote
futonlord
On a bus, looking at one right now. Weirds me right the fuck out.
Redheadiam
All it's missing is a random plastic bag
GravitationalTimeDialation
As someone who lives in Texas, the Cowboys fan one was just as real
Siesaj
Small country in Europe in a small city without many foreigners, there she is, identical.
killernerd
They're everywhere, i tell you.
PipeandSlippers
San Francisco, became so frequent it was an omen if you didn't see one like "get off the fuckin bus or we all fucked"
AddictedToCycling
any bus that goes near the vicinity of Sunset has at least two.
PipeandSlippers
I went to SFSU, they used to roam my neighborhood looking through recycle for cans
letters2u1992
As a fat white guy living in Japan, I feel like the polar opposite when I get on the bus.
NegmieStar
Hope your pizza was good....lol
NegmieStar
I too sometimes almost sacrifice expensive things for food ha ha
SighAndCompany
Lol, it was quite tasty, thanks :P
TheVelureFog
With milk... that's just not right.
SighAndCompany
Or peas and mayonnaise. Ew.
BroachimMeyer
I've always wondered if there's one of these that describes me.
magisch
I wonder if there's a "Junior Software Developer" starter pack.
theFinks
Seriously. I thought of at least 8 different people these applied to but not one for me :(
ImADoctorNotAnImgurian
Not gonna lie, if I were a girl with Giant Badongahonks I would probably be a streamer.
rockyhorrorisme
I think you're the old Chinese lady on the bus
rugmiem
What u like and what u wear
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thirdcoast
Hhahahaha!.....*quietly whimpers in real talk*
kriositivity
shit
WhileImInTherapy
I'm a 30-something married mother of two and that describes me perfectly, down to Filthy Frank. Fuck. I need to re-evaluate my life.
Rymdblomma
Maybe you should get a hobby? Have to tried Xanax? I hear it's all the rage with the moms these days
ThrobbingTaco
Oh my god... it's my starter pack
Crombs
I've never seen that 'contemplating suicide' stock photo without the watermark before.
BlackyAlex
whiskey not vodka but yeaaa....
coralto
4/5 ain't bad
Like20Ninjas
Switch vodka to weed and for fuck sure that's me.
Everyonesbrother
CMFMTNPPL
Well everyone farts in public
Fuglysack
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
skrimg59
I know which one you are..
yeokay
http://imgur.com/nYyjcA2
DeadOnionSaysWhat
The coffee one nailed it, I'm anxious either way, might as well party hardy.
baldewok
farticusprime
Isn't that the parents disappointment one?
Anthraxwastaken
How'd you get my picture?
awesomekev408
Better question is how did you steal my pink skirt
TheOfficialBuzzKillington
Arnoxthe1
http://imgur.com/9krUO81
davecoulierssuperfullhousefanclub
PhoenixQueenAzula
fuck stockings are my fetish
TacoPete911
The destroy the human race starter pack
Nirgal
There is: /a/75C6j
ProfessionalJalapenoWrangler
Damn, that was fast
magisch
Oooh there is a starter pack in the starter pack. How many recursion steps are we allowed to do?
AxelYamanaka
Same and I think the closest is always the hipster, but not quite. It's odd.
MrGlayden
Would you say you cant define your style because your too unique?
AxelYamanaka
I... maybe? Unique isn't the word I would use, but sure.
Rotflol
is unique not unique enough?
AxelYamanaka
Unique isn't self-depricating enough. Also, hipster fashion is too mainstream.
waitwasthatreal
My style is " I would like to dress nice, but that requires more than 5 minutes in the morning"
kawwmoi
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
That's pretty close, but to be fair it could apply to a lot of other sites.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
What's up with the downvoting? Does Imgur not acknowledge that Reddit exists?
DHTxTc
Nice post haha
Sezypatezy
The toilet makes this complete
Swagosauruss
What I have actually never checked imgur on the toilet
AdelineThatsMeYo
Too true X(
Highlander8795
To be fair, the only unusual one of these is the toilet. Everyone here is on imgur, and if you're on your phone you need wifi.
Petaholic1
I'm on the toilet rn.
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
There we go
OverpricedCrayon
You forgot the fedora and low key woman hating but still wants to bang
mymistake4coffins
oh my lord this is me 30 min ago
leadheadcaptainpresidentofthetautologyclub
Arnoxthe1
You forgot red arrows everywhere.
Noughmad
This one is great because it reminds you to switch to WiFi if you forgot.
madjo
Switch off Wifi if you're at work and browse with Mature on.
AjEmEPoliszBojfrend
Oh man, #1 was 100% me until middle school. I swear I've changed!
GylfieTheOwl
I had everything but those shoes.
Nuttburger
"Thanks for reminding me" *angry groans *heads slamming into desk
Downvotemepussy
Been up all night running a train on myself and eating shishkabobs starter pack.
Fuglysack
That's weirdly specific.
HPpN0Tq
And yet it's oddly accurate...
Fuglysack
I just want some of the kabobs.
vavavoooom
to my exact fetish
FartingDragon
Trust me, once you find that specific one, your life will never be the same. #speakingfromexperience
fewermelons16
which one was you?
FartingDragon
Cant remember sorry
fewermelons16
you should've lied and referred to the strangest starter pack
FartingDragon
It was something like "I have no social life" starter pack, but there are too many of them to actually list up. Also why so salty
roflsnake
A friend of mine made one for me and it was hilariously accurate
beerlady
Pictures or it didn't happen
RenaissanceMagic
Fuglysack
Show us!!
Tornadotaco
Plz
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodydothedinosaur
dooooooo iiiiiit
smellyopossum
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