alicexh
88543
1996
210
Things are about to get pretty heated between my great gran and my uncles granddad...
Feb 2, 2017 10:51 PM
alicexh
88543
1996
210
Things are about to get pretty heated between my great gran and my uncles granddad...
YourThoughtsOnTransgenderIssuesAreReallyReallyImportantToMe
Holy shit imgur has gotten incredibly islamophobic in the last 36 hours
MenaceToSobriety
The ones who actually worship that guy don't hate anyone.
spacecatts
Idk but that guy in the picture is hot af
iamyourlordandsaviour
Because I am the lord and saviour @emiasx
theoutlawtornlost1984
For the record I think Jesus is a faggot.
StandardDeviant
Yeah, but Saudi Arabia, where they came from, isn't even on the list of banned countries.
OrionRed
No facts allowed! get out!
SuperFineButtHairs
TigerRaven0385
This needs WAY more upvotes lol
ActionJohnnie
I prefer baby Jesus
ChooseFree
Opinionated youngin bout to get schooled
docsage
Neither did anyone from any of the countries we banned immigrants from...
imacmadman
Because many Americans are just stupid.
ethant99
It was a different world 2,000 years ago? Islam didn't even exist yet? Idk lots of reasons
TwoOneSevn
Because Michaelangelo's Jesus looks like a European and that's who people picture when reading the Bible.
TwoOneSevn
Like the Prince of Persia movie. PERSIA and they speak with British accents ?!?!??!?
TwoOneSevn
Haha! No, but middle easterns should have middle eastern accents.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
why should they use American accents instead?
OrionRed
Neither did any of the people from the 7 countries named in the temp ban.
shadowgar
sheshazelnuts
idownvoteyouruglycats
Jesus was born in The USA and grew up to be George Washington's half brother.
prodroom1
opc3000
Ya'll stop mess'in round wit Korean Jesus!
Here4TheComments
ITGeekGirl
Just woke my husband up by laughing at this. 3:22 AM - he did not find it as amusing as I.
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Jesus IS Steve Aoki.
fuzzywinklestein
BarfTittiesGalore
If they fight, film it. We GOTTA see this.
inzane
I like how people are bickering about what race jesus was when there's little evidence he existed at all.
ineedausernamerightmeow
why does it always have to be about the twin towers?? ALL BUILDINGS MATTER!
leroy666
707’s ?
maxdefault
Boeing's first jet airliner, its also the plane that John Travolta owns. ps it was 767s that crashed in to the towers.
leroy666
yep.
pravetz
Blaming a group of people for the action of someone who looks like them is the very definition of racism. You sir are racist.
dynawideglide
Did u just compare jesus to isis, like theyre same person?
CChowder
Do you think ISIS did 9/11?
whyteraven74
So every Middle Eastern person is a part of ISIS?
aloha611
Anyone who ever told you that 707's ever hit the twin towers was lying to you. They were 767s.
Harbur
Why does it even matter what type of plane it was? All that matters is that something like that can never EVER happen again.
tenorcub
Lol but he did flood the entire earth.....so there's that.
Shewy92
When Satan has a lower kill count than God
tenorcub
Father, son, Holy Ghost, trinity three in one.
chefboyld
Yeah but he promised not to do it again so.
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Well shit hes got my vote
Wesker87
Spoiler Alert: It didn't actually happen.
MethelyneBlue
There is actually a big flood story in most early civilizations. So it might be possible or it might be allegory.
Fishworshipper
That would probably because almost every early civilization lived next to a river, where flooding could cause massive damage.
MethelyneBlue
I mean, damn dude, your people would know! Worshipping fish and shit.
MethelyneBlue
And there is also evidence of a great flood that covered an entire area.
GenericUsernameIsAlreadyTaken
Too bad He promised not to do it again. I'm really wanting another world wide flood.
strawberryblonder
Why?
GenericUsernameIsAlreadyTaken
I hate humans.
GoodGameYoungLad
U kno that Noah's story happened before jesus was born right?
DoctorSpaceDog
Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am.
VinnieJonesDiary
U kno (sic) that God and Jesus are considered to be part of one being right?
GoodGameYoungLad
That is true however Jesus as we know him did not come about until after the great flood in fact I don't even think his name was mentioned
ThisIsntPaperItsSomeKindOfMetal
And a Jew at that...
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HistoricDowntownLesterBrown
It's cool, he's white
TakeMyWorfPlease
DON'T MENTION THE WAR!
Deadpoolio7
"You started it!" "We did not start it" "Yes you did, you invaded Poland"
nomosoft
That was my first thought, too. That is one of the funniest lines in the history of, well, anything.
sheshazelnuts
IsralEn
ThisIsntPaperItsSomeKindOfMetal
Classic!
Thekingofbeans
Nazi Germany started with a massive depression and a coup and rounding up of the communists. Not just general dickery.
ThisIsntPaperItsSomeKindOfMetal
Yeah, but it's like asking what was the American Civil War was about? "...Slavery"
Thekingofbeans
No that one's accurate...
ThisIsntPaperItsSomeKindOfMetal
I hope you meant that sarcastically... if so you forgot your punctuation -> [!]
Thekingofbeans
No... the whole states rights argument didn't even appear until years after the war from confederate apologists. It was slavery.
orionrh
Because the way Jesus is taught in America you would think Jesus is a redneck.
FoeOfFauxPho
Just curious. When and where was the last time you went to church?
orionrh
When was the last time you used common sense and stopped believing in stories return by primitive man thousands of years ago?
FoeOfFauxPho
You didn't answer my question, which had no spite in it.
orionrh
Well I haven't been brainwashed by one of these cult church buildings since I was a kid.
FoeOfFauxPho
OK dude thanks for blabbering extensively and not at all answering my question. PS - You don't sound at peace.
orionrh
The older the religion the more distant it becomes. The more people forget where it really came from, a man's mind. The more you believe it.
orionrh
All religion begins the same way Scientology began. One man's beliefs brainwashes many and the cycle continues.
orionrh
Don't take me on as a challenge of your faith. You won't get anywhere.
orionrh
Go visit Scientology in 5000 years. They'll be believing it in the same way millions today believe in Christianity.
orionrh
If I only I'd go to church. I could be brainwashed into believing these fairy tales. Darn it! lol!
MissBossyPants
Christians love Jews from the Middle East. Jews.
OrionRed
I've often wondered if he was Jewish or Christian.
Krzyjoe
Jewish. Christianity didn't exist until He rose from the dead.
OrionRed
Well, the church didn't, but the idea did.
MarioBoon
Jesus was a rabbi...
OrionRed
That believed in the idea that Jesus was the son of god and offered salvation to those who believed. So that's a Christian.
MarioBoon
Hè practised very jewish teachings...
OrionRed
But, xtian dogma is that it's the thought that counts. Remember, he was supposed to be the King of the Jews.
MissBossyPants
Bible makes it clear he was raised in Jewish tradition and customs
OrionRed
Including the one where he was supposedly the messiah?
OrionRed
Including the one where he was supposedly the messiah?
MarioBoon
He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!
OrionRed
FINALLY! Somebody said it.
JustANoobOnImgurWithOneCat
Maybe because no one has yelled "Jesus Christ!" and then blown themselves up?
Whiachy
Instead, they shout "Deus Vult!"?
polyarchy
http://www.salon.com/2015/04/07/6_modern_day_christian_terrorist_groups_our_media_conveniently_ignores_partner/
Innoculo
mordianironguard
did you just use the salon as a source? what was huff post to accurate for your taste
nickg131
Absolutely, it does happen. But totalling all of those groups is under 5k total. That's just over 3 months of killings by radical Islamists.
nickg131
2. My bad, 5k in a single month. So...yeah, the totals on your source, just about a month worth of radical Islamic killings.
nickg131
3. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-30080914
opc3000
Because the Messiah is for everyone whereas Allah is a made up God.
whyteraven74
You realize Arabic speaking Christians call God Allah right?
opc3000
Jesus being God and all, I think they just call him Jesus.
whyteraven74
In Arabic Jesus is Yasu or Isa, Christians generally go for Yasu and Muslims Isa, just a matter of translation of the name Yeshua.
opc3000
You're confusing transliteration with hermeneutics.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Same god, actually. All that abrahamic bullshittery.
grilledslug
All monotheist believe in the same god. If there's only one, you must all be describing the same thing. Religionists don't get logic...
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Not so. But the abrahamic religions all worship a god with the same origins.
grilledslug
Yes, so. If Zorastrians also say there is one God, then they are talking about the same entity. You are only divided by details. Logic.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Zoroastrianism heavily influenced the abrahamic religions.
opc3000
I guess using made up words like "bullshittery" settles this age old argument! Great debate tactic.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Technically all words are made up but I don't feel like arguing linguistics.
opc3000
LoL. You don't feel like arguing anything will expose your ignorance more than it has already.
opc3000
It is better not to open your mouth and to be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
What have I proven other than the fact that I consider religions, particularly the abrahamic ones, to be so much bullshittery?
gababoo
Not the same God actually. Ones made up. You can't have a made up God be the same as a real God.
OrionRed
No, but you can have one made up god...and ANOTHER made up god! Actually, you can have almost infinite numbers of both.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
For the love of everything not idiotic please be trolling.
opc3000
I thought you were trolling! You know, with the overwhelming historical evidence for Jesus and all. Did you finish school?
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Existence of a man is not proof that he was a god