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Oct 29, 2017 8:24 PM
RichardWayneGaryWayne
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Indevious
PURI PURI PRISONER
Darkrider775
danielsting
Puri-puri Prisoner!
Sheldonian
Aww yeah
stalarismode
Good brother +1
ThatsAnUnusualImage
And what a cutie too!
Ruminatrix
He has very attractive hands, like, even without the nails
meetingsaramarshall
Hands? Lookit those EYES!
FireBelliedNewt
biggwhytey
Damn, that's a cold-ass honky!
NUNK
Puripuri prisoner
YarndNiptoll
Slice a bitch up with dem nails
Lesbianite
AgentChicago
I got next!
Mohead12
As a Redskins fan, this game isn't going so well
WellThatsOriginal
Only down 7.
EricRovelo
How 'bout them cowboys!
TheGeneralPublic
And such a looker too! <3
ExtraWoody
soicandostuff
I heard holla back girl watching this...
Instante09
When we were kids my younger sister didn’t have friends. I did the same thing.
JoseHernz
You look like puri puri prisoner
SweetKnightmare87
Lmao I see the resemblance as well
Mercenarity
Posted on another thread:
SweetKnightmare87
Lmao perfect
Noob3rts
My first girlfriend and my sister cornered me in my house and painted my toes and fingers. Horrifying experience.
RichardWayneGaryWayne
I don't know how you survived that level of trauma.
Noob3rts
Therapy, candy and pornography.
hobojones85
Puri puri prisoner origin story?
fupaslayer
Omg hahahahaha that last pic makes it
Ocirea
Mercenarity
The Life and Times of Puri Puri Prisoner:
sockmarks
THANK YOU! This is exactly who i was reminded of!
Mercenarity
#3 for side-by-side reference
Mercenarity
bonus:
Hahandfuckyou
Thank you for this. <3
Beardojon
DiscoSockPuppets
if you get the right length, and get them shaved down to a point they become claws. which actually help typing and opening shit.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
screw the haters i don't think i'll ever dislike this show
FuckYourWainscottingCarol
Was hoping someone would post that
Beardojon
I was surprised myself this made it all the way to front page without this gif.
TreesAndShit
Good brother. Good nails. +1
ThisMeansALot
Hood nigga too doe
CuteLukePatoot
Fabulous brother. Fabulous nails.
obviouscoconut
You a Boss ass bitch
ThisMeansALot
When someone asked what Water was my favorite I said...
kaylathekraken
Bo$$ a$$ bitch*
MFuzzySmock
The type of brother I aspire to be.
oddworldabesexxodus
Best brother.
ArchbishopTicklebottom
Good hair?
lordofhouselurker
Small ears
Sheldonian
Becky?
ihaveanengineeringfetish
I was hoping someone was going to comment this.
GroveHard
#HTTR
AstartesLibrarius
Man, here's hoping this loss to Dallas was just their normal "Only beat Dallas in Dallas" thing, not a "Lose every Division Game" thing.
GrabherbythePuss
As a cowboy fan, I can respect redskin's fan heart. Like a browns fan, let down weekly yet still rep your team.
AstartesLibrarius
As a Fantasy Football player, man, fuck Dak Prescott. Fucker only got me 7 points when I needed 20.
GrabherbythePuss
The was a reason neither team had much passing game. The wind/rain was horrendous. Not sure if checking weather before would help w lineup
GrabherbythePuss
There*
thepunnypenguin
My dad is a Redskins fan and my uncle loves the Browns. We don’t watch much football anymore lol
DangerousNoodle
Am I the only woman who cringes at nails like these?
Hidatsu
I bump my nails when theyre so much shorter than this. These are gaudy and a pain.
meta666
No. I'm a writer and I keep my nails super short. I can't imagine typing with those talons.
zomnoms
Why cringe?
WickedWitchoftheMidwest
They’re tacky until you get them. Then you feel like a qween.
DangerousNoodle
I have had them. They're the most annoying and frustrating nails to work with. Had to file them down a few days later. Still look tacky too.
pontiacgirl75
Nope, I hate nails like that too. Not hating on those who like them, I just see no valid reason to have nails so long and useless
MargauxB
You look like you're ready to grapefruit your man.
infomercials
Angel's bonus technique
Pawnderlust
JaxTeller
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Someone tell me what this means, but pretend like there's a small child in ear shot.
Whatismypurpose
DarthRevan810
I’m scared and curious, does that actually feel good?
monimoomo
DidItForScience
Sorry, I'm old... What does that mean?
honeybunss
Jeff Gordon grapefruit!
Snickt
Don't wanna know
TheWizardofGauze
I can hear it
TheDivineUsersub
NSFW: https://media.giphy.com/media/JWXTifrqok3W8/giphy.gif
Master1G
It’s even scarier when someone has it on a soundboard... It’s the scariest when it’s my numpad delete key.
baxtothefuture
Shluuuuurp
HonestIsMyNameMemesAreMyGame
Today is a sad day; I didn't get the reference
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rm23fx
At least I think that's what this is about.
circlebreaker
Nope, there was a vid. posted last month about someone jacking thier man with a grapefruit. SFW instructions and all...
killerjerick
It's a looot older than "last month" I remember watching it back in MTV days...
Trilliana
Last month? I remember it from almost a decade ago.
IronChefWaffleHouse
Nobody even provided a link? Here you go, friend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD7PKKstAcg
Seggs
i mean, it was only about an hour....
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
jesus christ! she sounds like a demon when she starts sucking that thing. that’s horrifying.
Dynasty07
Not all heroes wear capes lol not gonna lie I was not prepared for this clip hahaha
WellBehavedZombie
I had never seen the demonstration part before, that was frightening.
HonestIsMyNameMemesAreMyGame
Two weeks later, but thank you I understand the reference now. ... Unfortunately.
DickPicEnthusiast
I don't know whether to thank you or hate you for this. That inhuman sound will forever be imprinted in my mind.
Tomohane
better yet, show it to others, and at random times try to imitate the sound for laughs
brifriend421
AirfishNomad
Can you explain it for my friend? He/she’s kinda slow...
DrHoneybee
Search grapefruit technique on YouTube. Volume important.
OneNeoEon
Oh i thought it was a quote from that Queen Latifa movie Girls Trip. They discuss "grapefruiting" in one scene. I found it hilarious.
BklynPunisher
Yessss!
AirfishNomad
What the actual fuck....people actually do that? Wouldn't that sting??
KatetDeFibonacci
You're a good man. Your kids will love you.
VelvetElvisAndDogsPlayingPoker
As will your husband.
100314finallymadeitofficial
Executing you’re and your flawlessly
AwkwardKeming
Yore the real MVP.
foxracing254
Long ago, 'twas expected. Now, a rare and hopeful sighting.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Ur right
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
U wright
lurker5000
*u'r
thefriedshrimp
Your write
foxracing254
*twitch*
pseudointel
Mindfuck
v
EdgiestofEdges
Curiousone545
Dem eyelashes tho
Hawaii5Hoe
Are they mink?
Randersuarus
My husband has amazing eyelashes AND eyebrows. It's so unfair
thezookeeper
Mine too. When we were kids I called him "eyeliner boy". A promising start.
annibe11e
Yes they are. Good job!
Emms25
My daughter was blessed with amazing eyelashes like that, I'm excited to see how good they look when she's older.
ProfessionalCanadian
on fleek
Bessity
My BIL and my dad have amazing lashes... jealous af
tehzpoon
You have a Banque Internationale à Luxembourg?
MutantTurd
I have no fucking idea why this comment has me in fucking tears right now. +1 for you.
mehgyver
like seriously though, why do guys have such nice lashes. they don't even use them
urustai
An old high school friend of mine has great eyelashes. Like, he could make Elizabeth Taylor jealous.
Neekrhael
Testosterone encourages hair growth and eyelashes are hair.
BklynPunisher
We have nipples too. Haters gonna hate.
RepostStat1sdicks
Some have vaginas too. (i.e. Caitlyn)
TheWonderfulWizardOfOs
Speak for yourself. I use the shit out of mine
EnergyFiend
Guys with great eyelashes definitely know they're an asset to attract mates. Exactly the same with women except ours are often fake.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
How exactly do women "use" them??
sockmarks
We bat them bashfully to entice a mate.
GerberLegalTeam
What is this an old timey cartoon?
Gibberish0
I honestly think its because most of us dont put shit on our eyes so we dont have to wipe em off and accidentally cause it to thin out
Crispywater
I don't put shit on my eyes and they still thin
Aerophoenix
More body hair, more eyelashes
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
So basically we go through all the effort to essentially make our eyelashes look masculine?
ruferto
guys legs also look better in heels
Murrdogg
Some do ;3
Tralinlu
It's easy to have good eye lashes when you leave them alone to grow.
DiscoSockPuppets
THANK YOU,SERIOUSLY-they DON'T fuggin need those!
SirDistic
We don't need to keep dust and other things out of our eyes? What?
DiscoSockPuppets
no youre too pretty, stop it.
Leithoa
To keep shit out of their eyes when they're hunting
Curiousone545
...? I.. I doubt that. Probably because they are "virgin" lashes. Haven't had any makeup/product on them. Same with hair, I think.
Thantophobe
I.. It's.. It's a joke.
IdkIdkbitch
I have long eyelashes and I'm female, does that mean my female ancestors used to hunt?
YouWantSomeSpitFactsAndYouKnowIt
pretty sure all your ancestors hunted.
Leithoa
I was only half serious, apparently is because women fuss over them, breaking or pulling them out.
ChaosandChaos
Means you're part man.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
True dat. @Idkidkbitch was either of your parents male?
Mydadisjesus
feMALE. It's in the name