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These are the tapas, tortilla espanola (Spanish omelet), gambas al ajillo (garlic prawn) & some albondigas (meatballs)
Seat the shrimp in a pan with oil over high heat, every prawn you add, you need a clove of garlic
Cook each side for like 3 Min, add a knob butter, and then you can flambé, if you want to look cool but also burn down you house!
Serve with some salt, pepper and lemon juicy! Tapas are easy man
Fry thinly sliced potato and onion in olive oil for 20 min over medium heat, add them into 6 cooked eggs, let them sit for 6 min, then cook them in an pan with a lot of oil, without moving it at all, cook over medium heat for 8-10 min
When the top is somewhat set, flip it over and sear for another 3 min, and it’s done!
Beautiful layer and rich eggs!!!
Netroniks
But where are the lightly fried fish filets?
CouldNotFindAWittyUsername
Spanish here. You don't need a lot of oil to cook that omelette. Just use the same same pan you used for the potatoes but quit the excess
jikanwalker
borracho mis cojones
youeitherlikeordislike
Jesus Christ. When I'm drunk/high I microwave stale corn tortillas and put whatever is in my fridge inside them.
RupertR
Man when I get drunk and or high I just play videogames and eat junk food...
ICanChangeMyUserNameWheneverIWant
Can you come get drunk and high at my place?
ImNotDrunkYoureDrunk
TsubakiTragic
Let me guess... my invitation is in the mail.
heyineveraskedyoudoyoulikeguacamole
Wtf man this would take me a about 5 days to prepare. Nice one!
yusenye
About 30 min for all three together at the same time
50ShadesofCovfefe
elfoe
Who the hell has whole shrimp just lying around to make tapas with
Chainhealer
Spanish people.
magoman
Spanish chef in here. Would you like me to make some post about Spanish tapas & gastronomy?
yusenye
Yes!
magoman
Well, since you are the only one who asked, and I saw in your profile you already have some knowledge, what would you like me to make?
LordCarna
If you can make this then you are not drunk. Tipsy maybe
Wreckedson
?
VanessaNelson
It's not necessarily the food-making, it's the well-written descriptions that makes me not believe.
AlexisActually
Have you never had the drunk munchies hit? Mann, I cook way more intricate stuff while drunk. I especially love leftovers while sober.
WellThatsOriginal
You need a food channel show. "The Drunken Chef".
Wildattheart
Yaaaaaas!!! Make sure you always wear fire retardant clothes.
andreasthdk
I'd watch that
crapcomments
My drunk kitchen - on YouTube. Check out her earlier videos, so funny
Demonface54
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kikiatari
She is brilliant!
CrumblingNecropolis
Tay-pass?
EpicDirtGuy
AwwGeeRick
Just watched this last night. Scrolled down to see who made the ref.
Entact
BitterSwedeLP
I love drunk 3 AM kitchen adventures. Once I ended up combining crepes with the condiments of an Elvis-sandwich creating the Elvis Crepesley
BeautifulSound
Elvis Crepesley is the best thing I have seen all hour!
PenicilliumCamemberti
I don't know if you were a genius or a very dangerous drunk, and now I want to try that.
BitterSwedeLP
It's easy, just top a crepe with penaut butter, butter-fried banana and crispy bacon and then roll it.
PenicilliumCamemberti
I figured out that much, but I have neither of those things available. It will have to wait, but, lad, does it sound awesome!
NotAmused1001
"I'm drunk and high so I flambéed something!" You fucking liar.
yusenye
I only flambé thing when I am drunk
sheWhoRunsWithAliens
What do you make when you are not drunk or high?
yusenye
Check my other posts
Nuxeretes
Those prawns are a kind of "Gambas a la plancha"."Al ajillo" recipe is with peeled prawns cooked in lot of olive oil with garlic and cayenne
YesSorryIAmBack
THANK YOU!
TrueNorthernLights
Wait,did you make all this while drunk and high? If so I have a bottle of Captain Morgan and some coke here, come on over.
Chainhealer
Cocaine or cola?
TrueNorthernLights
Cocaine, of course!
Rektastic
WHyNotBoth.gif
sundoggo
COME COOK FOR ME YUSEN ❤❤
Shoreline74
Can we be friends?
pomax
You stage and photograph suspiciously well for someone drunk and high at 3am @op
loriloveslore
@OP As a Spaniard, you seem very Spanish.
ProfessorMatt
Once when I was drunk, I made a frozen pizza and forgot to remove the cardboard.
toxcrusadr
My dad baked a whole ham and forgot to remove the waxy paper layer. When it was done it still said WATER ADDED all over it.
ProfessorMatt
I honestly thought my pizza cutter was broken.
toxcrusadr
You must have been a basket case! Hope it was fun.
magemorpheus
Looks awesome but why would you have such giant shrimp just hanging around your house?
NihonJinLover
And they’re not deveined :/ they look amazing though
just4favs
For a future meal? Maybe even... tapas? You know about grocery stores and refrigerators, right? Not all food comes through the Eat24 app.
WhippyCleric
Shrimp dont last though. fresh you want to use them in a couple of days really, dont get me wrong, i had shrimp tonight and i am drunk
WhippyCleric
just had planed on having shrimp before, less plan on the drunk
DookieHowserMD
You left the poop chute in the scrimp?
davebeastly
He left the poop chute in the scrimp.
NotAmused1001
left the poop chute in the scrimp.
DeakVanNyke
drunk enough to start cooking but not drunk enough so you can document everything + photos on focus ... I dont believe you.
NotAmused1001
I can't tell you the number of times I've looked at drunk photos and thought "How did my camera see worse than I did?"
SanPedroLover
Looks great. I can barely operate YouTube or walk to the toilet when i'm drinking alcohol :-/
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
Right?!
pc404
I never realized how well I cook until I came home at 2am and made falafel. Chick peas, parsley, garlic, spices all in a food processor.
xXPawnStarrXx
I love drunk cooking, I always make awesome shit.
ultrasonicSonar
I make pretty inedible things. Like, ramen, but without the flavor pack, and diced tomatoes in it. Um.
somenerandom
The problems start when I wake up the next day and look at the kitchen.
NotAfraidToOffendYou
This is had a beer or 2. Drunk is what you are talking about.
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
Some people just don't understand
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Where's the Chorizo in red wine sauce you savage? For true though this looks amazing
xDerfelCadarn
Red wine sauce? what is that?
beggingyourmajestyspardon
For true...wow. I thought I was the only person to use that phrase
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
There are dozens of us. DOZENS!
MetaSomma
Is it a regional thing?
kmikl
Can confirm, honest and for true.