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anguslange10360
Ha
shiftdi3s3l
Pff, nah! Mine's clearly smaller than that.
AslanTheGod
ciscoxing626
I don't need a big one, its waaay down my list of priorities
ciscoxing626
Now open up your pathetic crab claw to 7 1/2 "
phaphachboy
That would imply a woman has ever seen my penis
MrStrawberry209
Mines smaller...atleast in soft mode. In hard mode...its a bit bigger.
AslanTheGod
Grower not a shower.
AtsaMattaForMe
zZigZagZz
It's not too small. It's too thin!
toonami3000
GadenKerensky
She's just saying how close to losing her shit she is.
TheMightyCock
She does! Just the tip though
usedtolickclitsalot
How is this decade old picture in front page?
GetOffMyLawnYa
I could STILL disappoint her.
MajikMessiah
She didn't complain at the time.
rikity
Yea but i still fucked her so there..
Biggles9
How much did trump have to pay her?
diezombie90
"You might know who we are, but we know who you are. Understand?"
Rivet95
I never understand.
ilovefluids
Puts a $20 in his wallet
Jimmycrappedcorn
She's crushing your head
IIBatmanIIDeleted
That's a jedi trick
goflyblind
there is nobody home!
Jakethesnake357
DrSharkbite
brunodiaz
YAS. No one knows why I do this to them!
wazeewa
Yea, that's about right for me. Two inches....from the ground.
HandsomeJack19
I.... fair enough.
slipknotcdny
un piccalo!
Dicka001
ImeziOwa
Once dated a girl whose clitoris was bigger and longer than my dick, and I pack a 9-incher. She was quite strong, and hairy for a girl. Nooo
smallskillerofhambino
BobbingForNipples
I think that wasn't a girl you were dating...
MrStrawberry209
Uuuhhh.....
lovehandlesmessiah
railgap
Hey now, that's the diameter.
FrontPageForDummies
Nicole Vaidišová
BleachedPP
faaak she knows!!
ExplainThisJoke
YevKaseem
From the ground
UComeFirst
Ok yeah it’s short. But it’s skinny.
bubbawasmybestgoodfriend
my dick may be small, but her dick is literally zero inches long, so there!
Dokkanvsoptc
I got the reference
Dimentive
Don’t be so sure about that. Some women have huge dicks, and I love it.
ThaWhiteRanger
Ostreich
CthuluChan
Fucking a trap isn't gay ask any lawyer
Ostreich
CthuluChan
YourFatMother
Weeelllll.....a clitoris is just an unformed penis. Soooo.....there is that.
LargeVarge
Ever seen a long one? First one I saw freaked me out. Kept going but still rattled me.
YourFatMother
I actually have. It is a little freaky. I won't go down on a girl like that. I know that it is not her fault, but still.
Exileddude
The worst is when the large clots are bigger than my penis. Talk about feeling inferior.. .
YourFatMother
??? This reminds me of the old man's song on YouTube from America's Got Talent.
Exileddude
Clit not clot
DirkRight
This is how a lot of people feel about penises
YourFatMother
That a penis is just a big clitoris?
DirkRight
Sometimes that, but moreso being freaked out/rattled