Tumblr Bullshit 68

May 24, 2016 9:02 AM

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not an ordinary game

nose on a nose

WHY FINNICK! WHY!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#8 for real though that's one of my very favorite songs, every iteration i've heard is just lovely, & i first heard it by watching shrek ;)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The more tumblr dumps I read, the more I hate the site

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

That one with the toilet overflowing... I have dreams about bathrooms like that. Except the floor is carpeted...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Mr. Eugene Krabs.... Mr. E. Krabs..... Mystery krabs

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Easy there, Beast Boy. I wouldn't we talking about first names if mine were Garfield. GARFIELD. If you turn into a cat, do you hate Mondays?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yay, new Tumblr Bullshit!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

#33 is how I came up with my butterfly URL on that site years ago. Still applies now, still butterfly themed.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

good dump.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Beast Boy with sideburns? Idk how I feel about this but it doesn't look good

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was inspired by the Gorillaz

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

why did I install this app

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because you'll never be more than mildly bored again.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think Garfield has any right to judge other people's names. ;p

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Game girler wins. Hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Guys... #1 really isn't that hard (heh) to get: His name is Dick. "Dick" is another word for "penis." So the joke is that BB is weirded 1/

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Out that someone is named after male genitalia. It's a ham-fisted joke, yes, but not hard to get with even minimal thought. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Did you mean Hodor?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh fuck off

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good ole Northern Ireland, making sure knee-capping is kept up with the times

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#7 yup. But to be fair, most people think cyclops is a dick.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hate it when the retarded tumblr users proper over exaggerate with anything fun, they're always like 'OMFG I CANT EVEN IM SCREAMING' stfu

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

More like "omfg i cANT EVEN IM SCREAMING". Gotta remember to only turn on caps lock halfway through the sentence.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah ofc, gosh darn it, im nvr going to be a gr8 tumblr feminist at this rate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some may not know this, but Hitler actually never owned an iPhone.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

are you sure? He seems like the type

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He might have been the type, but he just wasn't born in the Reich time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What show is #1 from?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like Young Justice.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell me when you find out please

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Other omments seem to say it's Young Justice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice OP Some i have never seen before keep it up

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

I, too, am into Burger King, Dominos, Subway, and McDonald's.

9 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 0

Burger King could be BDSM slang as well. For those who will go with anything, so you can always "have it your way".

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bravo Delta Sigma Mike

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*Sierra

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This may be the only time I will ever say that Burger King is my favorite.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lt. Surge is not an "8 foot monster". He's a regular sized adult - and retired military on top of that - picking on children.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 6

He's also described as "The Electric American" which is just fucked up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes but... #3 he is clearly twice as tall as Ash in this picture, and I'm pretty sure Ash is at least 4 feet tall.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So Ash, Misty, and Brock are all less than 4 feet tall? That seems doubtful.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're children. And Japanese. He's a grown-ass American military man.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Japanese teens are not under 4 feet tall.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Exaggerated for comedic effect. Him, not them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He actually looks bigger. Raichu is 2'7" and is only up to his knee.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why the hell would I wanna smell like Bulbasaur

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

FUCK YOU BEST STARTER

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So you can smell de vine? So they're leaf you alone? So you can get in their plants? I don;t know! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Girls love guys that smell like lettuce and disappointment

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#51 what book is that from?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing one of the Series of Unfortunate Events books. No idea which one though.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

that's what i'm thinking but i've never read em so i can't be sure

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's one of the How To Train Your Dragon series

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ohwow, thanks lol gotta read those

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fucking love horrible histories

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

It's on Netflix!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've convinced my 4 yo he loves it so I can learn more history instead of watching paw patrol AGAIN.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SOS picture #16 - what is that from?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Agreed!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Horrible Histories

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I can feel a binge watch coming on.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

imagine historical re-enactment edutainment but with subtle sex jokes, rap battles, and british comedy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my god. This is gonna be my shit, my favorite things all rolled up into one show.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and puns. oh god the puns.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually the food pyramid would have 3 to 4 other sides.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

One is Paleo, one is for "my 400 pound life" and then other is for dicks: "I'm gluten free", "is that red meat?", "I'm lacto-ovo"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Then there's a sphinx to the left that's for vegans

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

4. If it only had 3 more, it would be a tetrahedron.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

A pyramid is a structure whose outer surfaces are triangular and converge to a single point at the top. The base can be any polygon.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly, geometry homie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I stand corrected. Thanks for the knowledge!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mr. Pibb is the Janitor(Jan Itor) of the medical soda world.

9 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 2

That's Custodial Technician thank you very much.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Here at least, surgeons use Mr rather than Dr.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The world may never know...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doctor. Yon. Eetor.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Does Doctor Wily have a soda now?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turns out he's wicked smaht.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 Is the joke just that his name is dick, or is there an underlying joke I'm not getting? Cos if not, that's a lame ass joke..

9 years ago | Likes 425 Dislikes 8

.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it's a lame dick joke. WAKA WAKA!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saying bb is dick in Lithuanian if that helps......

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tim is a dick and Dick is actually pretty nice.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Agreed. That's how I understood it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't even think it's a joke just an immature poster - Moreso BB was like your name ISNT Robin?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tumblr has really low standards for jokes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dick Tim (dicked him)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The better joke is right after when Nightwing tries to get Impulse's DNA from a glass which Impulse calls 'a total Dick Grayson move'

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Let me see if I can explain it.... Dick means penis.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure it's because most people think the only Robin is Dick Grayson. So they're like, "Who's Tim/Jason/Stephanie/Damian?"

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

I liked Tim from the Animated Series. I only know about Jason because he's the famously murdered side-kick. Damian...was from the future?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damian Wayne is Talia al Ghul and Bruce's son.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tim from TAS is actually Tim + Jason = one character. Damian is Bruce's son who becomes robin after Tim. Currently still robin afaik.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont know, but thats from the new dc animated thing right? That is not a childrens cartoon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This might just be a wild guess from my part but Tim and Dick? Team dick?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I don't get it either, I don't think it's supposed to be a joke, I think he just said Dick, then tumblr took over

9 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 2

i was worried about this too. you're right.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's my read on it. Tumblr. For when conversing with frozen waffles would be swinging above your intellectual weight class.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

Tim's a jerk, while Dick is pretty cool. So BB was saying "Wait, you're the dick?" without actually calling Tim a dick.

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

But that's not specifically a joke about penises.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ah so there was some emphasis in the cartoon that doesn't translate well to text.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Thats because its a dick joke not an ass joke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two Robins. Beast Boy is poking fun that one Robin is named Tim, while the other is named Dick.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

So it's not a Dick joke?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Going by the name Dick is a joke. Why would you do that to yourself?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Sep 13, 2016 12:18 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Oh, yeah, no slight against the character or the times, but really it's just asking for it at this point.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I really don't know RICHARD!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't figure it out either.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Either it's a terrible joke or it's not a joke and Tumblr is just being retarded as usual

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

But how -do- you get Dick from Richard?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You ask nicely.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

(1) The joke is that Dick Grayson (Robin #1 /Nightwing) was named in a time when that wasn't an awkward name. It has been an awkward for

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

(4)nice to have an in-universe character finally address the elephant in the room so there's less separation between characters and audience

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Even before it came to mean the penis, the name Dick has had a pejorative connotation, meaning someone dislikable.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's also meant detective, an everyman, straight talk, eyeing up, and a type of English dessert.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

(3) fan in this generation having Beast Boy's exact reaction when they learn Nightwing / Robin #1's name. It wasn't funny so much as it was

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

(2) decades, but no one EVER calls attention to it in the comics or shows because it would be immature and inappropriate, despite every new

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

While I agree it's not brought up as much as it would be IRL, there are a fair amt of 'Dick' jokes depending on the comic.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BB made a legitimate dick joke in the original TT series. In the first Puppet King episode.

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 2

Here's a screenshot: http://imgur.com/vyUB1Fw and the ACTUAL dialogue is: Robin: "They got all the details just right!" and BB replies 1-

9 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

That is NOT the original Teen Titans...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If there's an animated series before that one I'd like to know about it! Unless it's like Go.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just delete the last parethesis from the URL, I accidentally it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343314/), and it's way better imo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

with "Speak for yourself." Look closely at what BB's doing and where he's looking. That's a dick joke. S1E7, look it up for yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

Beast Boy... Horses... *blushes*

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Alternatively: whales. 300 gallons of sperm- Raven could take up Olympic diving.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Octopus. Dog. If Raven wants to get freaky the possibilities are endless.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0