Jakeery
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She made a decent effort.
Nov 6, 2017 6:40 PM
Jakeery
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She made a decent effort.
Martinikene
Safer to make your own sandwiches.
Toastedkristi
At least there wasn't a turd in your bread and cheese in the diaper haha
KingCornish
Ah, she used Cena cheese.
TippiGordon
Make your own fucking sandwich.
managility404
I would clean the shit out of that keyboard. Like literally.
Brocktooon
Make your own damn sandwich?
BannedForNSFW03
sowasvonsowas
She has her priorities right! She's a good mother! :-)
Ana5ta51a
Sent a new photo of a clean keyboard, and a new sandwich you made for your wife and we'll all be happy.
DaisyfromDownunder
Baby brain does that.
blargedyblargedy
Babies suck all your remaining brain cells into their cute, big headed little bodies.
Doodledad73
You better eat that sammich & thank her
ICanBeFunnyToo
Make your own sandwich!!!
snaapdragon
Its obviously a delicious bread and bread sandwich
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Air sammich
sparky2212
Maybe, just maybe, you can make your own sandwich while your wife is busy with the baby. I mean, its an option.
zhiana
Do you not know how to do either of those things
Nymphomaniac33
When i was in school I asked my boyfriend to bring me a lunch and he put stale chips in a zip lock bag & then I tiny sandwich in a huge
Nymphomaniac33
Freezer bag.
CherryEmpress
Surely she has enough going on with keeping the baby fed? I mean this sandwich kinda proves it.
themuttonisniceandlean
I have done some incredibly delirious things while new baby sleep deprived. Poor woman. I feel her pain.
Jakeery
Oh definitely! I'm working a 3rd shift job while she's a homemaker with the baby. We're both finding it hard to get good sleep. lol
Lill9
that... doesn't sound really healthy for neither of you
Parameowdic
Either*
ROHBAUCOP
I brewed a whole load of coffee directly onto the counter b/c I forgot to put the pot under the coffeemaker. And I am the only the DAD. 1/2
Hoojamufasijer
It looks like your app crapped out while attempting to post. Perhaps the servers were watching a baby.
ROHBAUCOP
App was watching th- wait, fuck, no, baby was watching -no. Agoddamnit.
standoffcarrot
Your wife needs a nap
goolooloo
Clean your effing keyboard for Christ's sake!
CClop
This is the internet. You can say "fucking".
grimvard
"Kevin..god dammit."
Webster1138
I saw that before I saw the bread, gross!
madnorwegian
On the bright side it helps OP fill up on that sandwich...
unchartedspace1440
This way its easier to remember which keys he never uses. What's he got against 7 and 8?
AllTheDopeNamesWereTaken
You eat bread by that thing.
ifuckdragons
Oh jebus
bluemeaniesarecoming
I have the same keyboard and know how clean it can look. This filth made me uncomfortable.
latexzatanwings
These mac keyboards are a bitch though with how much they seem so accumulate shit on them.
bluemeaniesarecoming
They are grime magnets without a doubt, but, the key travel is perfect for me and the amount of typing I do every day
Pelle494
Better to fuck up the sandwich than the kid...
TheV0IDBRINGER
Maybe make your own sandwich??
BadWolfDancer
maybe she was being nice!
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BadWolfDancer
dude, if i accidentally did this to my bf, i would laugh at my mistake. this is funny, and OP commented that his wife laughed too.
willi828
I dont think op was mad. Dont get triggered.
TheGreatPeru
She got it IN THE BAG which is more than we can say about you, now isn't it buddy. This is really your fault, scrub.
TheGreatPeru
I really worked hard on this comment and i feel like it went underappreciated
Kizsurian
I got a chuckle out of it :)
codedangerous
I brewed a whole load of coffee directly onto the counter b/c I forgot to put the pot under the coffeemaker. And I am the only the DAD. 1/2
LaughingSeraphim
Only huh?
killerlizz
I've done this, and my kids don't deprive me of sleep anymore. I'm just forgetful sometimes.
Aibell125
Mom-brain never really goes away
megleon
I have done that and I am not a parent
Mydogiscoolerthanyourdog
I've done this at kum n go many times while working there. You think I'd learn...
Mydogiscoolerthanyourdog
also. Not a parent to humans, so there's no excuse
threecheersforsweetrevenge
I didn't do something like this, but while working at McDonald's I forgot to close the nozzle to tea canisters before brewing the tea
Mydogiscoolerthanyourdog
Did it make you feel inferior? It made me feel inferior to the human race...
threecheersforsweetrevenge
That, and just genuinely angry towards the manager who watched it happen but did nothing
Mydogiscoolerthanyourdog
Well that sounds normal. Luckily there were many vocal customers on each occasion
ROHBAUCOP
SHAMELESS! I like you.
codedangerous
No mercy haha
birdygobyebye
she just made a human and now you want a sandwich
MBdub210
Rude.
meauho
She should be pretty good at making stuff
meepmuup
What if OP would just make his own sandwich, or keep an eye on the baby while his wife makes him a sandwich
LurkerOfDarkness
He did his part in making that human, is a sandwich too much to ask?
Peanutbutterandcrackers
Something something used to adding sausage
schlabbalappen
you gotta admit that 9 months of pregnancy + giving birth at the end is a little harder than having sex.
DeltaBird
THAT'STHEJOKE.jpg
Kyra1992
jeah make your own sandwiches jerk
sendmeshirtlesskylorenmemes
Well you can't eat a human apparently
dreadted
A modest proposal.
wildkin
Not with that attitude
Mycologics
You can. It's just frowned upon in some... most areas
kibbypie
That is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most cultures.
CreedBrattonQuabityAshwitz
Dwight, you ignorant slut!
obsoleteattribute
That's a wish sandwich. A wish sandwich is where you have two slices ob bread, and wish you had some meat. Bow bow bow.
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
Sooooo it's a sandwish?
shahbrahdaman
Exactly my thinking amigo
LuciFern13
KyotoGaijin
I had that album.
hydrochlorothiazide
Oh I wish I had an Oscar Meyer wiener
lickingdoorknobsonotherplanetsisillegal
Thesonshade
Lovely. Sometime, I'll tell you about the day I ate a ricochet biscuit.
Whopraysforthedevil
I need to know what a ricochet biscuit is now
Thesonshade
It's a biscuit that's supposed to bounce off the wall back into yo mouth. If it doesn't - shhmmmmmh - you go huuunnngray. Dow dow bowwh...
iamthisguy247
Like this is a wish comment. As in I wish I hadn't read this comment.
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
Don't know why ur getting down voted. I actually like the tenacity of your letdown.
iamthisguy247
It happens. It the price you sometimes pay for not adding a "jk" or "/s".
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
Thank you for never adding those
Chickenbuttholeremover
Sandwish?
Pestilince
Jam Sandwich, 2 pieces of bread jammed together...
DocMilsap
Rrrrrrubba beeskeet?
momoshito
I am so proud of myself for getting this reference.
neutrik
I've made my imgur account 4 years ago just to wait for this!
appatheflyingbison
Ah how many times my mom told me to make a wish sandwich. *memories*.
grotjam
Hurrrrr budda heda budda whoda budda.
thegreatalan
Bow bow bow... Umm, umm, umm... the other day I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go- to-meetin' bun...
OuchYoureonmyhair
Hurrr abada hamanana humma numma
humblegrumblebee
Hurr aba himmawa hibadah
grotjam
I love you for this ^.^
OuchYoureonmyhair
Took a few tries to get it right a bow bow bow
keillrandor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhAdzzYSKfY
MADFOX
They also eat wish sandwiches in Africa.
OuchYoureonmyhair
Sand wiches
Jakeery
She laughed pretty hard when I sent her this btw lmao
SquishRabbit
I'm OP's wife, can confirm. ????
svgrob
She needs to watch the baby more, it obviously stole your filling!
n0n53n53
I think this was a sign to you to make your own damn sandwich
ConsecutiveMango
She made lunch?!! Is she single?
itsthesciece
That's a sadwich
uberarticuno
Kudos on the awesome wife! Hope your bread was tasty
Badtz3
Like a good dry whine.
ccw777
Please clean your keyboard
Muffyns
How?
ccw777
Lysol wipes work really well!
ConsecutiveMango
Maindric
When my wife was a stay at home mom, she put a can of green beans in my bag and not my lunch, we both laughed at it as my stomach growled
Jakeery
Yes! Baby brain stories are the best! haha
Assfullofbread
What did you do with the bread?
Stinkdog
Made an idiot sandwich
creaothceann
Uh, eat it?
Assfullofbread
MayorofLoserville
No, he sacrificed it to the sandwich gods and got a sandwich.
AntennaDibb
start a mold farm to impress the boss and co-workers
blargedyblargedy
I keep extra crunchy peanut butter and grape jelly in my office, so I'd be ok.
idunnoyou
I'm upvoting crunchy
MrsThomasShelby
So cute! Reminds me of when our daughter was a newborn. Sleep deprivation is killer
anageorgi4547
Don't wanna hear about it ! Hes 11 months, if i get 2 hr sleep a night i am happy ! Browsing Imgur and having 4 or 5 coffees a day
dingdangdandelion
Mine is 16 months and NOT a good sleeper..... I have all the hugs for you. If you need to talk or just complain I'd like to offer my ears!!
anageorgi4547
Thx f ur support
corruptedfile
4/5?! I don’t have kids and I drink around 9/10 a day
anageorgi4547
God thats lots of cofeine ! I think i will start to increase my cofeine intake! Teeiting started....its 5 am here , I've slept only 2hr !
rainbowcoloredpoop
Oh god I'm so happy my kid is pretty okay with the teething! Good luck and I hope it'll get better soon.
Iwonderiftheusernamealsohasaonehundredandfortycharacterlimit
Lmao
Trexel
Lqtm
bupthesnut
Ayyy
emparier
Lmao
UnemployedReceptionist
https://imgur.com/dwPn2yk
Lypto19
Lmao U wildin
ConeNipplePerson
Lmao no u
jfred325350
Lmao
shmekie
L'Mao, the French way to talk about communism!!
theblackhole08
MDR
Badger96
La mayo
Belckan
nesa. Ella me bate como haciendo mayonesa.
Mayyybe
Esto! Jaja