DylyD92
43798
1378
136
At the same time she's learning valuable job skills!
Mar 19, 2016 8:28 PM
DylyD92
43798
1378
136
At the same time she's learning valuable job skills!
ImgurReactionGifCommentGuy
What about laundry or dishes or vacuuming?
PaulBinMcLaden
I'd paint her front and her back porch.
ThisIsJustToComment
Tried it. The bitch skipped on the primer.
Wally53
Took your advice......Don't think my prostitute heard me correctly.....I now have a magnolia coloured Porche.....Thanks a lot
testingg
thats how you know you hit middle age
mushroomman3rd
The mixed tenses in this post bother me.
EdmundSlackbladder
She's mowing my lawn first.
husaber
neighbors are going to think you're eccentric painting your porch twice a week like that.
dickbuttwastaken
I mean and also some butt stuff
assman21
Gay lord.
onelostcat
Is this a real pic or from a movie? Street hookers never look that good!
Herrroo
Not in America
GladyMccree19
Depending on what you have to claim and deduct, vs whether you pay out or receive a refund, yours could be the better choice. =)
CherriSan
Every time this post gets reposted the pixels get divided. Soon it'll just be pink and black blobs under inserted text.
anninamillyun24
Not a bad price!
anninamillyun24
For the porch I meant.
DownvoteInfographics
I assume she soaked the fence in wood before painting @OP
TheRickMasters
That's actually not such a bad idea. Are prostitutes cheaper than tradesmen?
AntennaDibb
if the job is small enough since its usually an hourly fee. also they aren't trained or have the build to do it so theres the quality issue.
TheRickMasters
Suppose you run the same risk if your tradesman isn't in some kind of checked and vetted scheme.
AntennaDibb
the difference is that you usually can look up what kind of tradesman you're hiring and their overall quality based on customer review.
TheRickMasters
Hence why we need to legalise prostitution.
AdamantIntransigent
I'll do anything you want for $10 if you can say it in 3 words.
KawaiiPotatoGirl
Eat my shorts.
Smurphicus
Pay my salary.
BadMangoneAwry
Let's go, smokes....
MetroidMan16
Youre taking anal
AdamantIntransigent
Paint my house.
DickwadMcDucking
Go electronic free
Anonymous0070
Destroy children's dreams.
Muchbeefsodinner
Swim inside goatse
EbolaMonkey
Get a Job
neanderthaldouchebag
Kill Your Family
Rayfasa
Fix the toilet
ProfessionalZombieSlayer
Buy me cats.
martymcfyi
Find a prostitute
JLimages
Hundred dollars now
tonksl
Clean my house
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Touch my weiner
RUUUUNitsTODDZIRAAAAH
This escalated quickly.
Iamlordofspuds
Destroy all humans!
JasonWaterfaIIs
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans..?
WisdomPlaytime
Vacuum my stairs. (Seriously I've been procrastinating this for 4 days. I need an intervention.)
Aliandrita
Go vacuum your stinking stairs you filthy pig. This message is brought to you by a stranger on the Internet.
WisdomPlaytime
Happy to report I got off the internet soon after writing that and cleaned the whole fucking house. Thank you for the intervention anyway!
PardonMeAreYouAaronBurrSir
Lick your elbow
YoursTrulee
Suck my dick
Dawnstempest
Forgot my tweezers
SalsaBeard
Suck YOUR dick
spaceymonkey
Pave my driveway!
SOFAKINGHAPPY
Fuck my couch!
theycallmemichael
Use the Force
seasickcroc
Neutralize Trump's Candidacy.
ACuntrarianCont
I'll throw in another $10 if you "use lethal force"
Acefowl
Don't do this.
MotherOfTuesday
None of these.
LordMotherfuker
Suck my fridge.
SalsaBeard
Treat yo self
Rosey02
Fuck me now
Bundesamt
Do my taxes.
whycanteverydaybecaturday
PAY my taxes.
Bundesamt
Dangit, you're way better at this.
whycanteverydaybecaturday
Depending on what you have to claim and deduct, vs whether you pay out or receive a refund, yours could be the better choice. =)
yepitsjen
Fix my back (seriously, it's fucked up and super painful, even with the hard drugs)
LONELOBO
?
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Try soft drugs
yepitsjen
I just ordered a bottle of whisky for delivery.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
That'll do it
MechBearPig
50 is dangerously cheap. crackheads probably arent hard workers i dunno
TheShotThatGotYouNaked
I don't think they'd miss a single spot. Just don't let them inside.
stevenwonder
Yeah but they'll make u cum
ACuntrarianCont
All over their crooked, yellow teeth
southboundpachyderm
I somehow imagine a haggard beat up British skank, in a screechy horrid voice. Just from your comment. "Fancy a quick love guv'nor?"
southboundpachyderm
Or something to that effect..
stevenwonder
*triggered*
leechdemon
Incisored?
FenyxKnight
Ayyy