You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.

Jan 8, 2017 6:00 PM

PessimisticAF

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Don't worry about mic, he's just a friend

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I fits, she sits.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TRRS TT?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The plug on the right. Why does it have four contacts?

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's some huge lips!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! You clever beast making me have a good laugh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea but I can plug a USB in like a champ, alllllllllll day!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The U-174 Jack. @OP seems to like helicopters.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On the bright side at least my coroner will have a laugh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tip-ring-sleeved for her pleasure.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

*tip-ring-ring-sleeved for her pleasure

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@cinderhellafine

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, 3.5mm. Totally. Look at this guy bragging over here

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter if she's only a 3.5

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"His dick just doesn't hurt me as much going in, sorry."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

From all the porn I've seen, this imagery has an obvious cuckold connotation. With a black bull.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

well if she's trying to blow out her insides, that's her choice I guess. Got a real Decibel Queen on our hands.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Wtf kind of Jack is that? Seriously curious.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

3 rings give you a better stereo image than the 2 ring tipped ones.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 14

Nah, 3 rings is just for info back, aka a microphone and/or inline controller

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jack off type ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3.5mm and 6.35mm audio jacks. Maybe.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Not 6,3mm. Not even standard hifi audio. It's 7,14mm used in civilian helicopters and small aircrafts. Also known as U174.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's a u174 plug for helicopter headsets.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

That makes sense with the 4 poles - audio and mic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jack and mini-jack

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asian jack and black jack

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 2

Had to come back and upvote because the realization I had 6 images down the road hit me like a semi-truck,

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

standard 3 mm stereo (TRS) jack and what looks like 1/4 inch stereo with mic channel

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

in Europe we have only the small one... (i know how it sounds like)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

No we don't. Amps and proper headphones use the big version.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In Europe we have many MANY types of TRS jack.... 2.5mm, 3.5mm, 6.3mm, bantam and U174 to name just 5....

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At least the small one fits in most appliances...

9 years ago | Likes 679 Dislikes 1

Just because it fits doesn't mean it's enjoyable

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Big one has the better sound quality. That little one will only let out little squeaks. The big one can shake the walls.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That applies to most things really

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know a guy who's dated people, but never had sex because his dick is too large for most people. He also thinks he's just "average" so...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not the latest hippest ones though...

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

You gave me hope.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not an Iphone 7

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 10

Thanks for the reminder! I, and surely countless other people, had completely forgotten about the phone some people like but you don't.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yet another unrealistic body expectation for men.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bitch please.

9 years ago | Likes 291 Dislikes 1

Monica!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Balanced cables make me hard

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Girth over length any day

9 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 2

Yes! This! ^_^

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Your cervix will thank you later!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And what if they have both?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What if ;)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Mine is short but thin!

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Mines like a pizza

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everybody loves it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No 12 inches wide 1/2 inch thick

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0