Auto Cat Rectal: home of wawa skittletits

Nov 25, 2015 5:04 PM

colomtngirl90

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Don't you just hate it when you are defecating and everything gets tangled?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Birdseed!

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Lol. Moo.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I want to meet the sort of person who uses the term "bitch goblet" so often that it winds up in their phone's auto correct.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Eye donut bee leaf any love these are reel. I have ent ever had a problem with auto core wrecked.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Doesn't autocorrect work by using words that you tend to type a lot? A lot of these parents are freaks is what I'm saying.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Considered a gluten"...

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Mmm placentas with a side of chicken.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Always upvote cat rectal.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Love it when they get aggressive. "HORNY. HUNGRY. DONG. DONG. DOG"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Made me laugh so much

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I can't breathe :'D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same haha it left me gasping for air

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

>:(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like the NSA has something to do with most of these.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A JPSH%/Q(#/NNVN()¤THPS IOIAFEG((BABX

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I used to think these were hilarious. I still think these are hilarious. +1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HUNGRY for DONG

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GOD Donkey... that one made me laugh pretty hard.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Helps me get to sleep, too

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Me too. Whenever I can't sleep I do that and soon I'm fast asleep.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Apparently, these are all fake. That or nobody actually proofreads anymore.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

my sister just yelled, "Are you okay? Why are you crying???" These damn fake or not autocorrect texts get me every time.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just woke my husband up from cry-laughing so hard.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i can't stop laughing. i'm choking. send help

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm crying!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like a lot of daughters get creeped out by their mom sexual activities.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Laughed out loud at quite a few of these. Hit the funny bone today.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

def get grandpa the cockring

10 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 2

I just wanna know how many times you have to type cockring into your phone before your phone sees you typing yahtzee and decides youre wrong

10 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

At least 7 cockrings

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yay! Cockring blood restrictions!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was having a boring night. Not anymore.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like to think I've got a sophisticated sense of humor, but nothing makes me sob-laugh like autocorrects... It is my deepest shame.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Lol moo" he ded

10 years ago | Likes 468 Dislikes 1

]:(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>:(

10 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

Heh! He ded! he! He ded!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That one was my favourite. So casually cruel

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

The best form of cruelty

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Am I the only person that doesn't have serious issues with auto-correct like that?

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Well the vast majority of these are faked, and they are all pre-iOS 7, so pretty old as well. Still funny though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I intentionally don't fix my texts when I'm driving. I dictate to my phone and enjoy all the errors it makes. Drives people I text insane.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Feel like the majority of these are on purpose. After you mess up once, I would think people would look at what they're typing afterward

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My phone loves to correct 'some' to 'adobe' and I usually fire off messages without checking

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i usually also check to make sure none of my words were incorrectly autocorrected before i hit send too...

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I've never used a phone with autocorrect.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It must be an apple-only feature. That probably can't be turned off.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure a lot are fake. Upvoted anyway +1

10 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 8

Yeah, there's no way a phone knows what a G-spot is and not a GPS.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're either fake or Apple's autocomplete is awful, never get anything close to this bad with Google keyboard

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Apple's autocomplete surprises me sometimes with how good it is. These are mostly fake, especially if you look at a keyboard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't believe any phone screenshots, but this one cracked me up

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They are. There's a website that allows you to make fake images like this. I forget what it's called, but I remember it from a year old post

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Especially since when you want to correct yourself, you'd probably look at what you wrote the second or third time before sending it.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I would be typing so fast to make sure they knew I made a mistake to slowly correct it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not me. My windows phone keyboard sucks and I send mistakes in almost every text. I think I review them...but I obviously don't. Still fake

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0