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Steak & Eggs, Bacon, Potato Hash Cake, Grilled Wax Pepper
Espresso Juniper Rubbed Venison Loin
Shrimp and Grits
Corn Chowder
Pulled Pork
Quiche Lorraine
Seared Scallops, Mango Corn Habanero Salsa, Snow Peas
Michigan Blueberry Cobbler
Pulled Pork, Fried Egg, Bacon Roasted Potatoes
Duck Breast, Roasted Brussel Sprouts with Salt Pork, Duck Fat Fried Curry Sweet Potato Fries
Steak Fajita Tacos
Roasted Baby Potatoes, Spring Onion Relish, Goat Cheese
Roasted Lamb Breast, Vinegar Herb Sauce, Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Spatchcock Whole Chicken, Four Herb Rub
Seafood Gumbo (Shrimp, Bay Scallops, Lump Crab, Andouille)
Baked Eggs, Roasted Bone Marrow
Classic Pot Roast
Pancetta Stuffed Lobster Tail, Lemon Garlic Asparagus
Lardo-Wrapped Crawfish Tails, Andouille Sausage, Caramelized Garlic
Steak & Eggs, Caramelized Onions, Grilled Asparagus
Cowboy Steak, Roasted Fingerling Potatoes, Grilled Vegetables
Biscuits & Gravy, Fried Egg
Seafood Boil
Bonus Sneaky Kitty
DVSBSTrD
ALL of them!
Dunes8
Kirby: 0_0
Apoc1216
#11 please! Omg, I love Fajitas!
Levitator
http://imgur.com/eDDEbhH them all!
LesbianWieners
Read #1 as 'Grilled Wax Paper' and was weirded out.
tr0Jan
all recipes. please.
2Spoopy4U
Js Quiche Lorraine is tHE SHIT. especially because i have my own chickens and fresh eggs make it 10x as good. mmm
bloodyhellevator
How do i make sneaky kitty?
DubberRucky
I read the first one as "waxed paper" instead of "pepper" and was still committed to eating it. That's how you know it looks good.
HungryorHorny
POST ALL THE RECIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
StickleBrickTickleQuick
"I'm talking about quiche. Quiche! Quiche Lorraaaiiiineee! You mangy mutt."
wishiwaswitty
yes please
sabbywins
Ditto
paororosan
I need that steak fajita recipe like I need another hole in my head which is a lot so I can eat faster
lpet
Corn chowder recipe please
IAmBuckRogers
Oh my yes. That looks amazing.
LiterallyYourMom
Rabbit au gratin de gelatin under tooled leather. Oh, drool, drrrooool.
iwenttohogwarts
All. All is good.
ImabouttogoTRexonthesenuggets
Here is the link for the recipes https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WY1OtFfKQqP-PR1SMPGENHFW3H5uWFt_zuqDk2Alx5g/preview?sle=true
thatgiirl
All of them!!
IamAlexander
How about all of them?
JackPepper
#11 Sigh... *unzips*
novaprime
Need the Espresso Juniper Rubbed Venison Loin one!
Naniganz
looks pretty similar ingredient-wise: http://www.thekitchenwitchblog.com/2013/04/21/coffee-juniper-berry-anise-crusted-venison-loin/
pigsfeet
I thought that first one said "grilled wax paper".
infomuffin
Me too!
aggressivecuddles
came down to write this haha
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
Me too.
clarevoyance
My reaction to all this food: http://media.giphy.com/media/vXgJNEbVXhVug/giphy.gif
Eurrkaaa
A thousand times yes!
CaregiverOfTheSenile
No one is gonna mention the roasted bone marrow....
whatmeworkquestionmark
I will. It's delicious. Really good with a tart preserve on some crusty bread. It's basically heavenly meat butter.
Naniganz
I have never once had it with something like that. Next time I buy marrow bones I'm going for it though.
BuckBoost
I have a belly boner.
jukiflorez
you should get that checked, a cousin of mine died of that
BYERE
And I have a new favourite saying XD
kjoch08
I have a regular boner
MessianicPeterPan
Like this? http://muchosucko.com/78615/Belly-Boner NSFW btw
crumpocalypse
Why? Why did I click on this....? My eyes! They burn!!!!
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
WHY DID I CLICKTHATFUCK
BuckBoost
Holy shit!
icallpeopleJack
WHATTTT THEEEE FUCKKK
quantumpacket
wat da fadafuck
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
Shrimp and grits. That is the most southern thing I've ever heard of.
Lightsource1808
Chicken and Biscuits? Chicken and waffles?
TheInfamousMisterLicious
It's lovely and on the menu at almost every good restaraunt in Charleston or Savannah. However, our local shrimp are seldom that big.
thornykins
Hello potential Charleston neighbor!
Magster2004
Georgia white shrimp can get decent- but those look like prawns to me.
Binglejells
What are grits please?
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
They're a hot cereal like oatmeal made form corn. They're very popular in the southern U.S. and they're pretty tasty IMO
Lightsource1808
Grits are coarse ground (dried) corn kernels. Reconstituted with boiled water, it's kind of a sweet-ish porridge.
SweetBabyJesus
I don't want recipes, I want you to come here & cook for me.
megatrep
yea i dont care bout recipes just come feed me omg
sloppybear
Damn. I was going to say the same thing
bobaz
Yeah seriously, does OP expect us to be expert chefs or something who can just follow a recipe??? The world demands too much of us!
SweetBabyJesus
Of course I can follow a recipe. I can even use my imagination & cook something that'll take your pants off. sometimes you wanna be fed tho
bobaz
My bad ... I will follow a recipe to the letter but still somehow manage to have the end product turn out absolutely wrong. (1/2)
bobaz
(2/2) When I first read your comment, I thought I had found another one like me and got a little carried away...
SweetBabyJesus
how do you do without a recipe? Keep practicing bobaz, you'll get it!
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
What's the recipe for Steak & Eggs, Bacon, Potato Hash Cake, Grilled Wax Pepper?
Naniganz
*grill steak cut and grill peppers, fry eggs and bacon, shred potatoes, season, fry* >__> no secrets in that one.
Naniganz
I enjoy onion and garlic powder, thyme and a lil salt and pepper as seasoning for my potato hash :o
Naniganz
Well shit man I wasn't being mean. I'm just betting there isn't much of a recipe unless you're wanting the exact seasonings s/he used o_o
lawlschool88
He was joking, but good for you for being helpful :)
nerddowell
Spam
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
Have you got anything without spam in it?
erikponty
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
nerddowell
It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it?
NeverNonplussed
Bloody Vikings!
Moriarty
*chant of "Spam" gradually crescendos*