MisterSath
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WildlifeAnalysis
Licence to kill flashbacks: http://imgur.com/c1Flv0k
OZakaCracktis
Hope no one was watching as their car got crushed or worse yet in the driver's seat thinkin "oh I'm fucked"
CrashMcCloud
I don't know why but the grocery cart crush was the most satisfying to me.
Blu278
S-stick your dick in it...
Krontus
Throw an old Nokia in there. I dare you.
OscarWilde1854
apparently those old cans contained more tin therefore were way harder to crush.. my dad always comments on it
Lavandia
I got a ladyboner everytime i watch that guy smashing the watermelon, +1
GeordieHeretic
I sat on my testicles once. I think that's scarier then all those crushers
MOTHERFUCKINGTYR
That's what #1 is
WillLurkForFood
OMG is the person in that car OK?
jonestown
The shoe grinder with no hand guard seems like a bad idea.
anerdwithaknife
Some of these need drawn facial expressions.
stoots24
+1 for Gallagher GIF. People don't reference Gallagher enough any more...
morrissimo
loved the classic Gallagher performances that VH1 used to air
biscuitsforeveryone
Watching that shopping cart being crushed satisfying.
MisterSath
https://imgur.com/bngV0nC
TrexTyrant
hnnnnnng
ABoxOfToast
Neat
HeWillKillYouLikeASmallDog
looking at the mega shredders makes me uncomfortable, i keep thinking that i'll get my toes caught
themoonman
I've seen livestock go into those shredders. It's pretty fucked up.
WisdomPlaytime
Horrifying. Did you need therapy after that?
Zinc771
At a slower speed you prostitute
youllneverguessmyusername
According to all the tv shows and movies that I've seen, the CPU tower should have exploded dramatically.
DrGIN
Anyone else think of Roger Rabbit when they saw the shoe?
MisterSath
DrGIN
Yup. That's the one.
eddiebarzoon
How about cows and horses!! https://youtu.be/wrfAb0Ht_k0
sillysalmon
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armeggedonCounselor
You can crush me anyday, OP. ;)
lilsaku
Can mythbusters do this with a mannequin thing similar to a human? For uh... Science?
solipsys
My first thought was, "how shitty would that be if you fell in?"
MisterSath
IalwaysladyfaptoTomHardy
I think the same thing every time I step on an escalator. So I hold on really tight and lean into the way Im going and hope I make it off.
WisdomPlaytime
I would dive head first into it. Fairly instant death.
minbinx
And all I can think the whole time is what it would look like if a human fell into those shredders.
SupaCabra
As a shredder operator I approve. Also are you guys interested in more of this?
funnyassfuck
FUCK YES
Airbear360
Absolutely
RenegadeBlob
Things I want shredded: a turnip, a white baby grand piano, a smaller shredder, a block of ice, a hot dog, a hard hat, a map of new zealand
SupaCabra
tell you what, you send over that piano, shredder (yo dawg), and map I will make that happen
BuffaloDanger
Yes please.
amk1031
If someone fell into one of those, would it be possible to walk on the wheel? so they don't get shredded?
SupaCabra
man you'd have to be quick. usually shredders are constructed with the hopper high up so falling in is your own damn fault if you fall in /1
SupaCabra
chances are you werent prepared to quickly start running. still it is possible
schmidy
I could watch stuff like this all day.
Duttles
Yes, but every gif I watch I have a morbid fear of something organic falling in. Like a person. Or a bird.
FlamingGranny
can you shred a feather pillow and other like unexciting stuff? pleaseee
SupaCabra
we shred electronics by trade. a feathery pillows sounds fun. except the clean up, if you can imagine feathers floating every where
th3renegade
How hoes one become a shredder operator
SupaCabra
first you get yourself a pimp.. oh wait. get a job at a recycling warehouse, then work hard and show responsibility for expensive equipment
TheEmperorOfSanFrancisco
We need to see what things look like post-shredding please.
SupaCabra
I agree, half the fun is holding the unidentifiable remains of what used to be a common item.