Woah, back up there Satan!

Mar 29, 2018 4:07 PM

erdholden

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Hot sauce

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Do they still sell those? I remember when those were new.

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would dissolve in the lens solution

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I totally forgot about these! Yay ‘90s confectionary!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was living with a bunch of friends we would stuff a whole pack of these into the mouth who ever fell alseep first when gaming.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know, they'd give you a fresh view on life

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah this wouldn't work. What *would* work, dissolve a few strips into their case, with said contacts in them.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ow my eyes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many times do I have to tell you guys to leave me out of this?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

We used to put them in our eyes. Stung like fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, cuz these totally would not dissolve in the contact solution.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend had put one in his eye because of a dare... one of the best laughs we had in high school

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Flashback: me putting on lenses after cutting onions... never do that... never ... do ... that....

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where the hell are my lenses? I've never had them disolve completely before....

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Does this count as assault? Or some kind of premeditated crime?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes

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I once somehow got aftershave in my solution. My face made a fucking fist. It took too long to pry open my eyelids to remove the lenses.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like when I had hydrogen peroxide on a contact and accidentally put it in my eye instead of the safe pair. Man that sucked so bad.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soap was nothing compared to that. My lids simply would not listen to my orders to open.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But, does it have the correct presbyophia ?

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this came from 9 gag

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i remember eating 1 of those when i was like 10, i almost died.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I forgot those existed holy shit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do they still sell these? i miss them

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Listerine strips? Yep, I just bought some last week.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

where??

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Walmart

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... would you mind explaining what this is a reference to?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who wears contacts and enjoys mint strips, they dissolve in liquid. Won’t work. Better off adding mint extract to solution.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

In college my buddy went to Japan and came back with some menthol eye drops. They were weird but felt pretty cool (literally lol)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Japanese Eye Torture! My Japanese teacher, when we went to Japan, bought some of those and let us try them out. They're neat.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah pretty neat. Never saw them again since my friend had them that one time

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Later during organ donation... “yeah these eyes are in mint condition!”

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I'll allow it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

U MOTHERFUCKER!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

boom goes the dynamite.

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godamnit...take your point

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This comment is perfect. +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have your upvote (↑). Now, out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love the pun, but seriously can you put a lid on it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comment of the day

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Eye get it!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Eye see what you did there

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Fuckin perfect.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh my God, I don't believe I've laughed like that in a few days, thanks for the hearty chuckle

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Is this some new breed of meme?

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What breed/lineage/strain of memedom is this

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The best and worst kind.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please. I want to know.

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"Hmm, my contact lenses seem to have completely dissolved in their cleaning solution." -- the victim, probably

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And also wouldn't curve into the bowl shape of contacts if they didn't dissolve

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Yeah, I think it would be "better" to dissolve the entire mint pack and leave his contacts in.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are my contacts flat circles, which way is which???

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Thank you

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That's why you put them in with their contacts.

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It seems a couple drops of hot sauce would work pretty good too

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It would have to be "can you please hold my contact before i shove it in my eyeball." "Your finger germs are fine, i bet"

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My finger germs are good enough to be inside you don't he such a prude

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You want pink eye? That's how you get pink eye!

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I thought I got pink eye cause Kevin farted on my pillow during that sleepover that one time...

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Cleaning solution? Sounds like something plenty of people wouldn't bother using.

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Those people are called people wearing glasses.

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It sounds like you don’t have contacts. You have to put them in the cleaning solution every night or they dry out and irritate your eyes.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Unless you have those kind you can wear both overnight or for a full month

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I have the month ones. It’s still the same thing.

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There's some of the one month lenses that you can wear for a week straight apparently

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