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Mississaugaman
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ILikethBigButtocksHenceICannotForswear
This post gave me cancer by curing it
CocktailGaming
Which one cures cancer? Cause your post just gave it to me.
SeanBeanDiesAlot
For the love of god don't fuck around with the collar bone one, you can seriously hurt yourself if you fuck around there.
thisisjunk
Translated from American Sign Language: "I am a big, fat, tool".
latecommenter
If you apply pressure to the down arrow this post will disappear.
CloudCider
Dat placebo
ealkrjj
Where should I apply pressure to relieve existential dread?
Boas7fulStump
You do you @OP
TonyBalogna
Where's the pressure point to help you to detect bullshit?
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
Have you tried watering your plants with gatorade? It's way better than water because of the electrolytes.
bendoverrover
As a Bullshitologist, my research has concluded this is nonsense.
NotBrokenImAdvanced
If you go two fingers up from the elbow you have a pressure point that can hurt especially with an armbar
italwaysabouttheblacks
instructions unclear: stuck fingers up my ass
zedthehead
My scientologist chiropractor swears by it.
BoozeHound001
I was exhausted but after touching the base of my skull I'm good to go. It's been 3 months and I haven't slept once.
itiscalledaPUPPYyoutwat
I too can make shit up
motorwaffle
Yeah, but my excedrin, unlike reflexology, is real.
WaterblightGanon
*stabs my collarbones for the rest of my socially anxious life*
CanadianSith
I think you forgot "Vulcan nerve pinch"
AnUnknownErrorOccurred
This is why I teach science... real science...
lostangle
two finger widths down your wrist, between the tendons for motion sickness and nausea (do both wrists at the same time)
nettiebean
Nope, back still hurts.
JustEngineeringPuns
Reflexologists swear that placebo works
ajpimpsalll
How does this have so many points, and EVERY comment is talking shit about it???
pineconeahead
Because we're the peaceful people, who don't care what these others think.
ajpimpsalll
but.... but why the upvotes?
TimTheEnchanter01
Reflexologists swear that their whole field of study isn't a sham.
PeacePiper
None of those things are treated by ibuprofen, either
PyroBeast
Back pain and period cramps?
TicoGuy
Fun Story: China has Regular Medicine and Traditional Chinese medicine Centers. They send people who aren't really sick to the Latter.
PhoneHotdog
Like homeopaths in Western countries.
nursep94
A lot of homeopathic medicine is preventative, which means it's pretty useless once you're sick.
RepaidRapidDave
also none of it works, even for primary prevention.
Coko4
If I see this on FP later I truly despair for imgur.
d240vergara
well would you look at that
SergeantSalsa
Or you can ask your friend to punch you in the pressure point in your throat to get away from this shit
LazyPea
Why do people upvote this shit?
Boas7fulStump
Because I can look at porn on pornhub.
GodzillasBFF
Because they read The Secret.
LUKExLUKE
Because this is still better than the picture or olive oil in the next post
Aelinsaar
Because they're dumber than a bag of hammers.
Moonset
A favourite poet of mine once said: "Creationists: You are dumber than a bag full of bags full of hammers."
dontbearichard
Or a bucket of shrimp!
Blastergv9
My hair!
Jerlymanzin86
It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
That's an insult to a perfectly good bag of hammers
prfesser
Reflexology, astrology, homeopathy, ear candling, orgone energy: all equally effective.
jtb1313
They may be fucking nuts but they shure can make a relaxing video
TicoGuy
My Psychic told me you would say that eventually
posthumousmince
Got an old acquaintance on a guest list this summer and she offered "a free treatment in return, reflexology, ear candling..." Ta but nah.
NotAnIroningBoard
You idiot. My astrologist said you'd say that.
NipplesOfTheNorth
Youre so skeptical. You must be a Leo
HappyBeach
Is ear candling the technique for cleaning ears using negative pressure?
androopy
Pretty much. Candle is shaped like a cone, uses a vacuum to clean out wax and crap. It's pretty effective if you have the time to do it
Squossifrage
No. It's completely ineffective and very dangerous.