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Lucerto
"But I'm a nice guy" = tired excuse when you're boring and lacking confidence. Harsh but true
dassemultor
A fake story from a dipshit.
ChristopherHerd
Tbh all op done was make assumptions n then decided hed be a dick on assumptions hed made. Then post about it on the internet.
KatBlues
Sure, let's just revel in hypothetical justice..or is it vengeance. I need an advil.
OnionFace
What a load of shite
issuenotachoo
this is just sad and pathetic. and never happened anywhere but some geeks fantasy.
PersonalityFire
Yeah, ok. Lonely male jerkoff fantasy #566473432467. Great job, imgur.
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nothinbutcabbage
Never happened
JSymphony
This is the dumbest shit on the FP
brittanycc
Ew i hate ppl like u
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
And everybody hates people like you, learn to fucking spell.
Feralkyn
Because you thought she was "manipulating?" Wow.
LincolnSiixEcho
XenuWorldOrder
Wow. For a bullshit story, this was weak as fuck. Should be titled, "What's the most insecure thing you've ever "done".
ozythemandias
"Aspiring renaissance man" go fuck yourself
fatmanscoop
I can't be mad at girls who do that cause if I could I'd do the exact same thing.
dfitt
Damn. You ruined it for me. Because you right about that.
ninjagaidensigma
ItsThoseZanyGermans
I take "things that never happened" for 800, Alex.
ShaydeLiger
Damn, beat me to it.
meshmesh9
Wow ! you made such a big deal of every move of her I'm pretty sure you are desperately in love with her
teambayern5
Even if it happened, all I'm hearing is a whole lot of douche getting revenge for things that happened solely in his head.
blkbox
Aside from the cringey fedora-style authorship, some peopld really do act like that girl (subconciously or not).
thorkild91
Girls are either nice and get their way as they should, or are evil and manipulate. Those girls win and will always have my heart
minabear
So? Why is it her fault that people do things for her? If anything, it's the fault of those who are bending over backwards for a pretty face
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Yeah, but...so? Is she putting a gun to anyone's head, or just asking nicely? That's bad...why, exactly? Because she's pretty?
Ecchinacea
[1/4] If I willingly suspend disbelief, it sounds like this guy is a horrible person, and the girl's father never hugged her enough.
dfitt
I like this angle. Take an upvote.
Ecchinacea
[2/4] What was her crime supposed to have been? Was that in-spite of her insecurity she was charming, or was it placing special orders?
Ecchinacea
[3/4] Your protagonist seems insufficiently motivated; I recommend a total rewrite. Maybe, make it so she is having an affair with the boss
Ecchinacea
[4/4] who should be married to the protagonists sister or something. Just give him a real reason to hate her, and send it back after rework.
ImAnOrava
the main character's motivation is feminism.
BANANENTONNE
Haha. And all the logical fallacies. She takes orders but is not a waiter? What is her Job then? She can have what she wants but is not allo
BANANENTONNE
wed to enter something. Maybe she is retarded and the others are just nice to her?
venushiva
Idk why so many people hate beautiful women.
minabear
Because it's easy to hate someone who has something you don't have.
maxwilder
This is not about hating beautiful women. This is about countering somebody's manipulation tactic.
JamesDigby
Yeah, if is situation ever actually happened, which it didn't. The author just comes across like a prick.
venushiva
Of all the manipulations one could challenge, thwarting someone's eccentric meal is pretty lame.
dfitt
This.
AlisSeleznev
She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
GoosetheKing
You.
kasikail
samsonguy920
The Phantom called. He wants his chandelier back.
AugustusMcCrae
There are worse things than a shattered chandelier
samsonguy920
Like a Punjab Lasso
AugustusMcCrae
Hello, Interesting Person.
AugustusMcCrae
Little Lotte thought, Am I fonder of dolls, or of goblins, or of shoes?
sendmoosepics
Nope, never happened. Author is a walnut.
PKTHoosier
I used to do this in college at parties where hot girls would treat people like shit. Completely blew their minds.
PrincessAnus
Nope, it did. Petter is jsust a douchecanoe.
ImAnOrava
look up for comments by torpido, she sums up this side of the female psychology quite well. true or not, the story shows something important
dfitt
Absolutely. I love discussion OPs post has started. Well minus hate.
RenatoPerez
I actually went back to check to see if his profile pic was a walnut.
cattownxkay
Woofypaws
Creepy
PremeDreme
I've been through shit like that lol
KtotheUZGandaUn
Lie on the Internet? No one would do that
IAmDrBanner
The dude sounds like frequents /r/TheRedPill and he probably also posted this there.
tangripper
what's that?
benjamoo
Seriously don't go there, it makes me so upset to read. Basically a bunch of people like OP trying to manipulate women by "negging"
slurpeesandstuff
Doesn't his self assigned 'title' say enough?
FlatPlutoSociety
This is pure pick-up artist porn.
JantherCan
Walnut, not a cashew?
Matthew0275
More... pistachio.
frankbarista
Wait anyone say anything about catch jews? - Hitler, probably
wtoddp
Genre: Things that didn't happen. Sub-genre: Fedora Porn
theluckysuccess
Op's birthday cake
ColoneISanders
jheezysobreezy
Fedora fap fap fap
FuoccoBlue
Agreed...This sounds completely made up/fedora fantasy
FreddieMercurey
Wow you're real smart, nothing is getting past you.
erecttissuepaper
Ok fedora-porn is new for me, thank you for introducing that to my vocabulary
theluckysuccess
So much meaning packed into two hyphenated words!
Draketen
"Fedora Porn" LMFAO
jaminjimmyjames
It was the "aspiring renaissance man" that gave it away at the beginning.
YouGetNothing
I don't know, I've had something similar happen, no bullshit.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Yeah dude should change that "Ask Quora" to "Ask Fedora" in the search bar.
tiikafiredancer
Definitely, the change in tense halfway through completely gives it away
coflounder
THANK YOU
tryin2figureitout
He's wrong.
TheLordHelix
But what about the sub-sub-genre?
AMonkeyInASuit
Buckle up, Alice, we're going deeper into the rabbit hole!
Crayoneatingmoron
That guy is a psychopath. I bet this whole drama played out in his head and the chick is oblivious to it and still thinks he's a dweeb.
AssBat
Technically, he is not a psychopath. He is a vigilante.
CanadianGodzilla
It's still funny though
themeanbeans
Exactly my thoughts, she probably was just asking...
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ninjagaidensigma
She's oblivious to his alleged psychopathy. For all we know this story is completely made up.
thorkild91
The oblivious part was if he did say that she most likely ignored it completely as him being a cock.
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thorkild91
Because you can't fucking read isn't my problem
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Sacurason
Yeah, you can see the separation from reality at the point where she starts talking to him.
howboutyadontladiesandgentlemenSCOTTYDONT
As in he "would have" or she "would have".
howboutyadontladiesandgentlemenSCOTTYDONT
For me it's when he stopped sounding like he was reciting something anecdotal and turned to fantasy. Notice his use of the word "would" 1/2
Sacurason
I was gonna say that he uses "would" throughout the story, but he does use it in some odd places. For ex: "she would ask for an apology".
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
you can see how hard you're trying to sound smart at the point where you commented.
thorkild91
That would have worked better if it wasn't for the fact his comment was accurate
Sacurason
Eh? Did I hurt your feelings somehow? What's the matter, homie?
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
nice try, but no. what you said is just ridiculous and unfounded. the story isn't so preposterous to claim a guy is separated from reality.
Sacurason
2/2 But in all seriousness, I have a skepticism of all Internet stories. It reads like something that didn't happen, psycho or no.
Sacurason
http://imgur.com/FzzM7P4
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thorkild91
You seemed to miss something. It's the complete fabrication and scheming delusions. Quite actually could be some mild psychosis
dfitt
It _could_ be fabrication and delusions. I'm afraid u jumping to conclusions here.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
maybe it is totally is false. but when did everyone become a damn psychoanalyst?
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
i'm very familiar with psychopathy. i just don't really think the story was wild enough to be a delusional fabrication.
thorkild91
It's very broken and malicious with kinda extreme judgement of the girl and description of behavior. I may experience psychosis....
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
isn't it possible that he just had genuine disdain for her antics? serious question.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
everyone that downvoted me secretly thinks it's going to get them laid by the chick in the story.
Crayoneatingmoron
I'm un-secretly down voting you. *cough* psychopath.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
nice try.
Sacurason
I'm married, you dingus.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
oh ok. nvm then.
Sacurason
Haha just making sure you know there are some exceptions to that argument. Just so you know, my wife thinks the story is fake, too.
tailee97
This must be true. It happened in an episode of HIMYM.
Odmanra
Season and Episode # Please!!! . Thank you for thy wisdom.
KiraJ4444
Fuck you and your 1111 points. *Upvotes
YouDidTheThing
Having binged all series in the last month I can confirm something similar happened but not fully the same, it's a grey area
tailee97
Absolutely not exactly the same, but involved JLOs character talking about the power of "No" & Barney incidentally using it on her.
stagg572
If you want a real life example of something more mild, I reintroduce myself to women who think their shit don't stink. It works.
ravnicrasol
Wait, how would reintroducing yourself to them do anything?
ImAnOrava
it implies she wasn't important enough to remember about her, artificially lowering her value.
Ryebread91
I have that question as well.
stagg572
Basically, it just shows them you didn't think they were memorable. For some beautiful women, especially ones who act shitty, it's uncommon.
manic404
Man, it's been so long since I watched that show all the way through
bektastic
Literally been doing that every day after work these past few weeks. On the season finale of season 8 now
Blrp0
I hope you skip the series finale. Both episodes.
bektastic
I've already seen it all (including them) just rewatching cause it had been a while
Blrp0
Still though.
throughthoughtthough
Pretty sure that tactic was in a movie too. The ugly truth
mylittlebrainbow
Maybe in another movie but the Ugly Truth is about a womanizer teaching a smart lady how to pick up guys.
throughthoughtthough
Yea but he mentions the tactic sometime during the movie
AriBerri55
Yeah it's a pretty popular romance theme...
cunningallusionment
There's no way this is an absurd fictionalized account of something this guy wishes he did.
tailee97
Exactly!
cunningallusionment
I like how he turned "rudest thing" into a self-congratulatory story about putting a hot girl in her place
apercent
Everyone on the quora does that... :(
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
To be fair rudest thing I've done involved a hot girl asking me to do her homework for her and purposely answering it all wrong.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
That or the time I flipped off a nun.
ChrisTheGopher
This one's better
HitlersArtCritic
Which episode was it?
Barathesh
Of Course (You're Still Single, Take A Look At Yourself You Dumb Slut)
MightyMacGregor
The one where this scenario happened to the characters
CClop
No, this is not a Friends episode.
HitlersArtCritic
Is your nick name by any chance "Phat Richie?" Because you're a Big Dick.
xXCALI559Xx
http://imgur.com/LXLJaqW
Itsaidthecharacterlimitforusernameswassixtythreesoithinkthisis
Sounds about right.
shmegz
The one that was legend...wait for it......
shmegz
.......
shmegz
..........
shmegz
................
IMGURN3WB
DAIRY *moo*
tailee97
Don't know if I answered this already so sorry if duplicate. S5E17, starring Jennifer Lopez.
MuddyMax
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Dawrath
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knightsniper468
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CrystalMethamphetameme
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redfootedbooby
"Take a look at yourself you dumb slut!"
imwithcayde6andproud
Thank you fine gentlemen.
Displaza
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yearnseq
DOT
ScreamingPuppet
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CanBeAroundBoobsWithoutStaringCreepilyAtThem
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ImgurPoof
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HitlersArtCritic
Thank you.
tailee97
Yup, totally thought I replied earlier, but obviously I didn't. ????
HitlersArtCritic
Imgur server problems. Been having it lately. Guess summer means more kids browsing.
justaschmuck
And this is why models date douches.
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
*women , not models
ThisIsJustATemporaryUsername
You need to drop the nice guy attitude.
DirkBoogagoo
Douche? You mean hero sir.
RogueTampon
Something tells me that you've uttered the phrase "No, tis a trilby, m'lady."
hesbeginningtobelieve
No it isnt
Shanatorian
I don't think of my self as one as I am dating a model rn..
BillWeenus
I'm engaged to a model and I still Valet park cars!! Haha, she's an idiot!
TylerTheAnarchist
I've dated several models and Im not really that much of a douche.
verystraight
Hey not always :) I'm a model and my boyfriend is a clinical researcher :D
Kampfer
Prepare your inbox...
Toxxsynn
Not all of us date douches. There are a few more intelligent models who wouldn't waste their time. ????
MiaTheScienceLady
found the /r/niceguy
surrealizations
Daddy issues are a real thing
Bubu007
Yep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lMlsPQJs6U
littleballofpurr
Thanks for sharing! :)
howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuck22
M'lady
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Isnt this a classic example of taking the red pill?
Jaken2014
Yesss
sadgirlsclub
What do you mean?
HitlersArtCritic
If the key to prevent that is to raise kids better, what would parents need to improve in to stop that?
IRideUnicornsNakedInPublic
Acknowledge them as individuals and praise their abilities, their compassion, and their kindness and don't focus solely on looks.
keyserv
Pay attention to them.
intenseboat
Teach your children that they are not special snowflakes and that no one owes them anything, especially sex.
RandoCalrizzian
Teach your kids self respect. And make sure they can see manipulation when it happens.
TheyCallMeATree
to be fair, I think pete's parents taught him too well
Faultlines
Beat your children people
SomeDetroitGuy
90% is just being there for them.
OutlawAggie
Never let them get their way if they try to manipulate or take advantage of a parent
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
Teach children to value the person, not the shell they're in. However, the most important thing is to lead by example. Can't expect them to
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
Respect all people of the mom and dad are eye fucking everything and everyone
Illthinkofausernamelater
Tell them no. Teach them to work hard to earn rewards. They'll value hard work and valuables and not be star struck by the word no.
stevenwonder
stop having kids
JakeTheSnakenoseriouslyimasnake
turdpanther
THIS
Green0Giant
A belt with the words "in trouble" on them
LogicJab
Often you see people like this when they are raised being praised for things they HAVE, not things they've done. It's fine to tell your(1/?)
LogicJab
kids that they are beautiful or that they are smart, but it's not as good as praising them for something they've DONE. (2/?)
LogicJab
She also probably had an easy time in high school manipulating her peers. A parent wanting to prevent this would have to instill a work(3/?)
LogicJab
ethic in their kids, where they are taught to prioritize hard work over natural gifts. Also, fuck the character limits.
JantherCan
Help them value themselves without other people's validation. Also, earning what they get from skill.
SaintMaceToTheFace
This. When you a Accept yourself you don't need approval to function
Flyndaran
Not everyone wants or can be a sociopath. We all need others to care about us. We must choose who those are carefully.
v3rmilion
I still can't not think that other people's approval is supremely important. Like, what I think of myself doesn't get me dates or jobs
v3rmilion
What other people think of me determines my worth
bufferkiller
There is a time in the late teens to late twenties where society is likely to overpower the parent's lessons. Not always, but often.
shadowex3
I don't support using violence on children. Adults on the other hand...
bufferkiller
If the parents did their job right, there is a good chance they'll come back around. Source: dated women like this that have amazing parents
SaintMaceToTheFace
Raising children with a strong will and knowledge of their self worth and it won't matter what society throws at them
bufferkiller
No, it will always matter what society throws at them, but if enough people do it, they will become society and stop throwing horrible shit.
TheNextGuy
No matter how much people say they are independent they will eventually be influenced by a society or culture without realizing it
bufferkiller
It is inevitable.
Roxz80
eliminate toxic masculinity from our culture
masterhammershield
Eliminate Toxic masculinity said the vegan......
Roxz80
I eat meat... I'm confused.
XorvenLord
Killing yourself would be a good start then.
Roxz80
? If I exude toxic masculinity, then please tell me how I do so and I'll gladly correct myself.
XorvenLord
no you exude idiocy.
torpido
I was a model and this statement is accurate. So many men fall to our feet. Personally, I thought when I went after guys who didn't do that,
mattikuss
Prove it slut
torpido
The whole point of this comment was to explain that I understand my mistake. You used the wrong tactic
Sacurason
I mean, if you look good men are going to be attracted to you. You just need to find one of those who is also a decent guy, you know?
Absolutlynogoodideaforausername
Pics or it didn't happened... ;-)
torpido
2/? That I was going after men who don't factor in looks when looking for a mate. Then, I'd try to win them with my personality. So when
torpido
3/? That failed, it made me feel as if I wasn't loveable. That there was something wrong with me. Anyone could use improvement but, this was
lyingblondeguy
Awaiting pics or naturally... It didn't happen!
torpido
4/4 on another level. Only after my last douche, did I truly understand their game. They are mind-fucks. (Sorry for the generalizations)
CAPITALLETTERSAREMYFAVORITE
THIS MAKES ME SO SAD. :(
QrDuinn
This is so insightful. You have been generalized too, we just don't often get to hear your side.
chakarakarama
Yeah I had to learn to stop fawning over women and just get better for myself, learn to treat beautiful ladies as people... Yeah I became 1/
ruferto
taken from the other side (someone who's dated models) - the mind fuck thing wasnt ever something i'd do on purpose. (1/2)
fitgirl1
At least you now have the self awareness. That in of it self is often the hard part
SaintMaceToTheFace
Well it is a stereotype for a reason.