Drinking 2-3 glasses of wine a day reduces your chances of giving a shit

Dec 26, 2016 12:58 PM

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Rick and Morty S3 didn't even come out.

Well, most people here didn't live through 39-45. Some Imgurians hardly remember 9/11.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1929

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, 1939-1945 was literally the worst year....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2016, you dirty sack of shit.

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It's almost like we experience life individually. It's callous to try to shame someone for their emotions based on how "it could be worse."

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

1346–1353 probably was a little tougher, too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone remember 2004? Quarter million people died and millions fucked over by a giant tsunami? No?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was in Malaysia for that and got badly hit by waves bouncing off Thailand. Not pleasant. You're right too many people forget about it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm black so everything before the 70's was probably worst for us

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except maybe musically.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is true. A lot more positive energy and joy in the music.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about 1618 to 1648?

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I'm casting my vote for any of the years the black plague desolated Europe

9 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 0

Nah, the fact that celebrities that we happen to know right now died is much worse.

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Haha, it was the entire Eurasia except india. Plague started in China. Plus the Columbian Exchange desolate South America as well.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah losing 90% of your people is certainly worse than losing a dozen pop stars and actors

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If you're from the US, that's your ancestors.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Boom

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9 years ago (deleted Jan 9, 2017 9:38 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Well they sure have had shittier years than just 2016 too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or your religious persecutors

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Could be his own religious persecutor too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The pilgrims went to America to practice religious persecution, not escape it

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You cannot be serious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a struggle for sure. The good guys almost won.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget 1929 great depression

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ugh, how depressing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People are soft. I blame Listerine soft, you bent to the demands of the weak who can't handle the germ killing burn, now look where we are

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This is my favorite comment of all time

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Second.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you were in Europe. But in the US, I'd go with 1929-1936

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1756-1763 was a pretty sizable kerfuffle.

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1944-1945 were pretty fubar too

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"Pretty sizable kerfuffle." Absolutely fantastic.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That is a uniquely English military strategic term, compare "clusterfuck".

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Clusterfuck is great, too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like kerfufle. I will be borrowing this.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You literally haven't even seen 2017 yet. You totally won't even believe it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He survived 2017 with just this one weird trick...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you say so OP

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The seventies were forty years ago. It should come as no surprise that people who were famous back then start dying.

9 years ago | Likes 373 Dislikes 11

Just like Harambe

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We are all getting older and will have to get used to people "leaving"our lives at a faster rate than people enter them.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup. I was sad about Anton Yelchin. His death was well before his time. But a lot of them were simply older folks who met their natural end.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our childhood idols are all in their 60-70s now. We'll see tons of them go every year from now on.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

I mean, technically not "from now on". I think we'll see a pretty serious drop off by the end of the 2020s...

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Yeaaaahhhh

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And of course, people from the eighties are not that young either.

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As a person from the 80s...aw man

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think he meant people who were famous in the 80s, making them 20-30 even 40 years older than you

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You right

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Yeah, fair point... but 53 still seems a little young.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wow, I'm circa 1982. That hurts man.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I think he meant famous people in the 80s. They'd be 60+ today

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Not a great excuse for the world's two most stable democracies to tantrum-fuck themselves with rolls of razor wire though.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 9

UK leaving the EU isnt a tantrum, its not wanting to be united with racist who don't let brown ppl be citizens (src: I am a Turkish Cypriot)

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This is one of my favourite comments ever

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

You forgot about South Korea and the fuckery they got going on.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Secret coven of billionaire women who control the nation. This is the kind of stuff that makes me suspicious about Trump winning election.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait for France, we have some catching up to do

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aren't you guys too busy with terrorist attacks though?

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You're thinking of the germans

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I never thought, as a Brit, I'd be relying on the French to guide us sensibly out of the fog of ignorance. But I am.

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Entente cordiale 2.0

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Probably the worst was the great bottlenecking of around 70k B.C.E. when our species was knocked down to around 1000 individuals on earth.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, in 2015, Grandma beat me to the last piece of pie, then blamed her farts on me, so I'm puttin that one up there as worst...

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"People actually thought 2016 was terrible back then", reflected the survivors of Trump's presidency.

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*Trumpocalypse

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Could be worse, we could have Hillary.

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Hillary is a bitch but at least she knew how to drive the car - we handed the keys over to a pouting infant ranting on twitter.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

Wait, so when was the "Great" period that Trump said he'll return us to?

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I'm going to assume the 50s and 60s. Which economically were pretty good for most people.

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But not particularly great for Black people ... or Asian people ... or LGBT people.

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Hence why I said most, during the time, caucasians were the majority. If we had that economy now it would be awesome

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Anyone not WASP.

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Yes because I totally lived through those to have them as an accurate frame of reference. Or are we just being contrarian for points here?

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If we go by this standard, people can no longer bitch about slavery because no one alive now lived through that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No people cannot bitch about slavery as if they themselves went through it just like they cannot bitch about the holocaust as if they did

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I don't know. John Candy died in 1994.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Loved John Candy, been watching all his films over the past fortnight

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me, too, for a baker's dozens' night.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think people living in Syria right now would disagree

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Since the battle for Aleppo is over, I think Mosul is currently the worse place to be right now.

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Ya but that's not what people are upset about

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#NukeSyria2017

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At this point I would be entirely unsurprised if Raqqa ate a tactical nuke from somebody.

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2016 A few dead celebrities, a dead gorilla, and a president half the country hates. 2001 biggest recent terrorist attack and start of a war

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His name was Harombe.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

There's been a lot of shit going on in Africa and the Middle East and a weirdly high number of plane crashes.

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2016 has also seen the conflict in the Middle East grow worse, global terrorist attacks, Brexit, tensions between countries strain, etc

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Given Trump's tweets about nukes, 2016 maybe the start of something far far worse than 9/11.

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2001 sucked but how many other countries deal with that ongoing? Their numbers far out pace this single incident. US = Disneyland

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Nah, this year was definitely worse

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*Half the world hates.Eastern Europe is now in a very real possibility of war with Trump's buddy. America will hobble on for a while longer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well my dad also tried killing himself and is in the hospital. So I've stopped giving a fuck about famous people or politics.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I hope he gets better. Good luck with that. About the "famous people" we can write so many things...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You actually have a reason to 2016 sucks. I wish you the best in 2017.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Me too, it annoys me so f much. I lost my mom and my grandma this year. I'm sorry to hear about your dad, I hope things get better soon.

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Biggest terrorist attack in your country*

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Have their been bigger ones that weren't just actual acts of war?

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The difference is academic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on how you define terrorists

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The correct answer: no there hasn't

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Much of the attacks in the middle east i would say are more guerrilla warfare than terrorism. but I'm not the one who decides what is what..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait for 2017-2020. If we're super lucky, the global nuclear winter and global warming catastrophe will balance each other out.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nuclear winter doesn't actually mean it'll get colder, and global climate change actually means the continent will get colder

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Current science holds that the "warm arctic, cold continents" theory is correct

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH -from 2021

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We won't be lucky.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nope.

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Who's the nuclear war going to be between?

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US and China, most likely. Fortunately, China only has enough ICBMs to severely fuck us up rather than utterly destroy the country.

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My guess is Trump vs The World, but we'll see.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The World? The only country capable of taking on the US in a nuclear war is Russia. Not to mention only a handful of states even have nukes.

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Nuance is hard in 140 chars. I expect trump to start trade wars, proxy wars, provoke china, first nukes might not be lobbed at us, but by us

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Expecting sanctions on america. Expecting trump to be baited into war the first time a truck explodes in front of one of his towers.

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I'd also like to add, I'm legitimately interested. You're not the first to claim so, but you might be the first to give a coherent reason.

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1914-18 wasn't the greatest either

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"1545; this is Sengoku Jidai. The age of the country at wah."

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But what about the Great War ahrump ahrump. For England's glory

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Wait until you cunts hear about 2020

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1850-1864 was the greatest though in China, some dude turned out to be Jesus Christ's brother!

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1812 - "2016 takes the cake, man."

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Agreed. Especially if you where a young man.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And when you felt down

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1914 wasn't the worst. There was the Christmas truce and a bunch of others that went unspoken but I catch your skid/drift/turn.

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1914 brought a new hell to the world. It can be said we never stopped fighting the war that began that year.

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To be fair, I don't think there has been an year of peace throughout the world since invention of rocks.

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But never before in history was war 'total war.' Soldiers fought, not countries.

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1709, the battle of Poltava wasen't amazing for us Swedes...

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1929 was, from what I hear, kinda shitty.

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2008 millions became homeless and unemployed

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Im still pissed off at 2008

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1918: You think years of a World War are bad? Well here comes a flu pandemic to kill 50 million more people

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Damn straight. That Spanish Influenza kill during WWI wiped out the masses.

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Spanish flu fucked up a ton of people on top of the war. Shifty time to be alive. Everyone was scared of getting it.

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It was unusual for killing young healthy adults. Most other flu strains kill sick and children first.

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A large contributor for the Spanish Flu was the trenches themselves, making the young soldier highly susceptible to the flu.

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All war brings disease. But that flu killed loads of healthy people sitting in nice cities.

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It is like how the biggest black death plague outbreaks happened right after poor weather causing famines. Weakened immune systems.

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The French lost like 27,000 dudes in one day in August 1914.

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Influenza is a bitch

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Honesty, the French high command are stupid, constantly sending wave after wave for hope of defeat when they never have been on the front.

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Verdun?

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No, Verdun lasted from the 21st of February to the 18th of December in 1916. French casualties ranged between 315,000 and 542,000 people.

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Was that the Somme?

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Nah it was marne https://youtu.be/sbOdF-5dk_E

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Ah, thank you for the clear upm

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No the somme was a british offensive in 1916.

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Sorry bit fuzzy on the details and dates, thank you for the clear. Thought Somme was British and French though? Or am I even more wrong.

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if you like podcasts hardcore history blue print for Armageddon is great

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They both participated, but the british had the overal command, if you are intressted look up the great war channel on youtube its great 1/2

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1864-68 kinda sucked in the usa

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Yeah, with the whole 1/4 white males being dead...

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1861-1865?

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Well, 64-68 also really sucked in the South.

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You're not wrong. Maybe even longer than that.

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Probably until November 2016.

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I know. Slavery being abolished really sucked.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Do not trivialize the deaths of 1 million people, no matter what the reason

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm not going to wait around for you to get a sense of dark humor. I hope I didn't trigger you.

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I liked your other response better

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1095-1291 can't have been a highlight I guess

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Pretty sure the worst year was 1453

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1492-onward want that great for the natives.

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in the years before 1492 a plague wiped out 90% of the native population so those weren't great years either

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In the years before and after 1456 a lot of people died.

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wasn't that like....all the people dying? ships of dead sailors and whatnot?

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I'm from the future, you're in for a treat

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0-2016 are the worst

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Fuck damnnit just coz my water fountain doesn't have wifi

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in 1291 switzerland was sort of founded. so you're goddamn right!

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Looks more like the best year ever then, after reading all that. I beleive you stand corrected OP. I expect a retracted post within 1 week!

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1600-1672 was fucking fantastic though.

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The "christian civil war" aka The Thirty Year War is the best episode of " world history"

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The Dutch gokden age was in that period of time, which was kinda cool

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Tell that to Japan's Christians and the natives of Banda. That's just for starters.

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1929-1939 was rough too

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Unless you're American

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No, that was the great depression.

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Wait, I thought it was during 1920s. I guess I'm wrong, huh.

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Give me sec to go google "wars before 1095". I'll be back soon

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Go check the punic wars!

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I think he meant the holy crusades :) But the first battle was 1096 really, before that there was a free men crusade which went horribly /1

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At least it wasn't a semen crusade..should really leave that to professionals like the Greeks n Romans.

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You must be compiling one hell of a list

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2/ but was not sanctioned by the Pope

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Eh, it could be argued that when the Princes crusade arrived proper, the Turks didn't take them as serious as they should have because 1/2

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Of how poorly the "People's" crusade went. 2/2

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I dont understand why a few celebrites dying in 2016 makes it the worst year.

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Memes. The new gold standard. That's why.

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No shit.

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In the US at least a lot more happened than dead celebrities and I highly doubt thats what most people are referring to when mentioning 2016

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Twitter gives kids a place to commiserate/whine.

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The rise of the far-right globally. Increase in overt racism. Horrendous global democratic votes. Syria. Terrorism. ISIS. That's why too.

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All the nazis.

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I think it makes it a bad year because we lost a lot of really good ones, Alan Rickman, David Bowie and Gene Wilder just to name a few.

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The end of Biden memes makes it the worst year.

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Exactly: as we get older our childhood icons are more and more likely to pass away each year it's just that the generations we're in at 1/2

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At the moment are the ones bitching about it on social media

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Pretty sure it's not just dead celebs, i mean the U.S.President elect us a racist molerat.

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And yet hillary was the one so bad electors jumped ship from her boat instead of his.

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Two Texas electors jumped from Trump. And about 30% of the GOP congress hates him e.g. McCain.

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Still speaks volumes that trump had fewer defectors than "the most qualified person to ever run for president"

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Sure they're both unpopular.

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