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Anyone else have this discussion with themselves?
May 12, 2017 7:34 PM
plachoa
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Anyone else have this discussion with themselves?
blueoctopus8
This. So much this.
Andiyou
If they are watching, you don't have to do anything. #justonemore
Preincarnage
Holy shit. My son is watching another paw patrol right fucking now, since I just lost this argument to myself in the mirror minutes ago.
hiitsmeagain
On the other hand, when yo gabba gabba comes on, I'll be the one lmao-ing
plachoa
Please pass the acid.
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
My wife just says it's the younger brothers time to choose to my elder one and puts on Great British baking show.. They're 1 & 3
Hemispheres
Good. Get that kid to whip you up a trifle.
Ihave2boobs
Beat bugs....the same 26 episodes over and over and over and over and over and over and over for weeks now.
Ihave2boobs
When I try to change it, he pretends to be SCARED of other characters on other shows...little bastard
UlyssesIsMine
All the damn time!
Penguinofmyspirit
My son only seems to like British shows. Try Sarah and duck (Netflix) or Stella and Sam (not British). Both are pretty decent
scarfunkle
Haha YES! Paw patrol, team umizoomi, wallykazaam, thundermens, Henry danger, etc- I know the feel
captainhappen
I don't care what anybody says I'm.convinced Chase is a girl dog
CorneliusCornwall
Bubble guppies isn't too bad at least
brobocop187
My kid loves Bob the Builder. I hope there's one day were they can't fix it and Bob falls into a deep depression
musicman74
Fucking Barney! On Netflix oh my god.
breakinginsanity
My mom banned Barney when growing up....she is a good mom!
JackprotYaDingus
Better than Peppa Pig...its like the creators of that show are trying to teach your kid to be a fucking cunt.
Hemispheres
Every time George cries in that show my son cries too. I have had to prescreen all the episode before he watches them.
internalthoracicartery
Peppa is a fucking brat
hetjr
Madame Gazelle is a vampire. Would like to see her snap and murder EVERYONE.
TinyCactusss
I'm glad I'm not the only one who knew this and is actively rooting for it too.
BadassMotherFracker
Peppa is a massive CUNT!
stygyan
It's just a trick to stop the spread of veganism. See, kids, pigs are cunts. EAT THEM.
GnomeAnn
I suggest having your kid transition to Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom. My 3 year old just did and it's a relief. Or at least something new!
MastaAce79
I hate that fairy, I wanted to stomp her. Guess I watched it to much
sharikov
LISTEN TO ME, FELLOW SUFFERERS. GO ON NETFLIX AND MAKE THE LITTLE FUCKERS WATCH OCTONAUTS. SIMILAR APPEAL BUT SO MUCH BETTER.
sharikov
P.S. Fuck paw patrol right in the ear, why the fuck does the police dog need a spy drone, what the fuck are you teaching my kid?
KtotheUZGandaUn
Because that's how it works here in 'Murica. Next season's first episode will be "Ryder and Chase Shoot Unarmed Black Man".
dzbomber
Better stop telling yourself lies. "WHAT TIME IS IT?!!"
gandalftoldmetofly
Super why! Super why! Now want super why!
AlexJonesOfficial
As the parent of a 3 year old..... FUCKING PAW PATROL!!!
TinyCactusss
I don't mind the Nick shows as much as some other crap like Caiou or wtfever his name is.
Mexrose75
I AM WATCHING RIGHT NOW while I'm on Imgur.
byecanio
Mines only 1 and a half does this mean i have like 2 more years of this.
TinyCactusss
It never stops.
dzbomber
Be there on the double
ThanosTaint
Whenever there's a problem! Round adventure bay!
CrestKnight
you can always call my name.....
Aardvarksneedlove
I have been to two paw patrol birthday parties in the last month
SuperTacticalSandwich
Paw patrol is legit
1NO1
God i want to punch that fucking dalmation in the snout
MrRojan
I hate paw patrol. My son has an active imagination so he makes up stories so even after the tv is off, paw patrol continues...
soaksloginwood
I'm ok with Paw Patrol after my toddler ugraduated from Daniel Tiger. Frickin Owl with OCD and cat with Tourretes.
Iamblaine
Yes, Except my kids a bit older, so replace Paw patrol with the same episode of regular show for the 20th time this week
WallpaperProblems
Wow how does he/she manage that?
MacklinBurtMacklinFBI
Couldn't you just not expose your child to these things and expose them to shows you would watch ie rockOs modern life, cat dog...
uglyconvention
Sometimes it's not about you, we try to give our kids what they want even if it means 9 hours a day of "amigos ami, friends friends friends"
plachoa
As a single father with sole custody: I'm doing the best I can. I could do better.
GansoEstaMuerto
It's Blaze and the monster machines. All fucking day.
BaldVinnie
OMG my 4 year old is obsessed with fucking Blaze and the Monster Machines. I've watched the 'trajectory' episode so many times
GansoEstaMuerto
Fuck. Now I have that song in my head
GansoEstaMuerto
Honestly who down-voted this? Are you a big Blaze fan or something.
Manieman
Larva is fucked up too
plachoa
Dude. I caught him watching larva. Sat down. Investigated. WTF is this shit. You will never watch this again.
Manieman
Haha the different seasons are in different places still messed up though
tsuga03
At least it's not caillou
goldensky
Can someone explain why everyone hates Caillou? I used to watch it and don't get what the hate is for.
NoAlarmsAndNoSuprisesPlease
Everyone hates cailiou! His mom reminds me of carol from "the walking dead", maybe it's just me :)
GnomeAnn
My MIL has been actively trying to get my daughter to watch Caillou. I'm not pleased.
Carefuler
Fuck, try Barney! Still, I'd much rather they watch that than some parents who let them watch the Maury Povich show
theperfectusernamedoesntexist
I think we all agree Caillou is awful. But why is it awful? No one knows. It's impossible to know.
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
Agreed. Fuck that show.
7ofWine
I want him to find himself on the play ground with Angelica from Rugrats so she can make him cry
ofcourseidoimaprincessandthisismytiara
why do I despise that show so much?? right off the bat too.
ConflictedOnTheUserName
I hated caillou that sniveling, whiny little bitch.. he was banned in my house. My kids wouldn't even watch it at the other kids house lol
tsuga03
Same rule for anyone i know i don't understand how channel can buy it
TheGaryGnuShow
"Caillou died." Every time one of them asked for that crap.
ImGladWeHadThisChat
That's what happens when you're an ungrateful, whiny little shit.
Vambee
Cannot upvote this enough. Caillou is a great way to teach your children to be the worst.
plachoa
Truly I wish they'd explain the lack of hair on a five year old
roguetitan
Cancer
thewheelman84
His parents made a deal with the devil to kill him with cancer. But he got to the devil first and wished for immortality.
zigzagler
Google why Caillou doesn't have hair. I'll wait.
nirtiak
My parents alway called him "caillou the chemo kid"
Maxdamage1
Do you actually want to know... It's because the animators are lazy as fuck. The little cunt started as an infant in a series of childrens..
Maxdamage1
books. As an infant, he was bald. Babies are bald, kosher. They decided to age him up to 5 for the show, because target audience. They...
Maxdamage1
tried to add hair to his design and they realized that he didn't look the same with hair, as people do. Instead of trying harder...
Maxdamage1
Explaining that people grow hair and change in appearance, or literally anything else, they just left him bald so the kids would recognize..
Brhino
PAW Patrol PAW Patrol We'll be there on the double (kill me now) Whenever there's a problem 'Round Adventure Bay Ryder and his team of pups
Kriff
Will come and save the day....
TheBestRussian
I laughed out loud at the post because fucking hell, that's all we're allowed to watch and it's the only thing ever rotating through my head
BurtTurglar
Adventure Bay has like real police though, right? I mean the mayor's all, oh shits going down, call the little boy & his mech riding dogs
Brhino
I want to know who decided that recycling was an emergency service along with police and fire and stuff. Like... that can wait.
iamthespicyweiner
No kidding. Who the hell is funding all of the equipment? Taxes in adventure bay must be outrageous.
GammonFaceMcFuckNips
.... will come and save day.
glamsquanch
No jobs too big, no pups too small
Bigwags13
MARSHALL, RUBBLE, CHASE, ROCKY, ZUMA, SKY...
TinyCactusss
Yeah! They're on the way!
rpmerf
Given the alternatives, I'll deal with paw patrol. Must've seen trolls about 200 times by now...
HeroOfKvatch1
I'm sorry about that.
OtherRichard
Paw patrol could be worse...Doc mcstuffins and a few others
rpmerf
"There is no silence, only the sounds of Doc McStuffins" - Ron Swanson
rpmerf
Sometimes when I'm at work, doc McStuffins songs start playing in my head.