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Aug 17, 2017 10:27 AM
Jesusdiedforourtins
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Kagantu
That's glorious
noncentsical
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
FizzleBurger
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rembrandt_photo.png
whatEvery1Wants
I'm scared
ruferto
fapped to his conception... twice
superblue64
>finish
alogs
priorities
EliMFrost
That's what's called the inception conception.
Choozery
Inception conception no-contraception
Dminato
My dog is asking for the link
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
I hope she made a lot of money for that porno, she's gonna have some therapy bills after that one. Ho-ly-shit!
xaosbob
THIS is what we look for in a greentext.
CaptainAsshat
There's no fucking way this happened. That'd mean the video was like at least 15 years old, and no way in hell is that a "great video".
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Green text are fictional stories dude
BlownByTheMonsignor
>holy fuck.................>finish
jammer909
Wow. Just wow.
hashbaz
Syrup Jesus? I don't understand the gif.
DreadPirateWestley
"Sweet baby Jesus!"
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Bull. Shit.
xSpacemanxSpiffx
How to sop masturbating. Brought to you by the Church of Jesus Christ for Later Day Saints.
dangermint
>finish
GoudaWizard
That was a terrible and wild ride.....
RetroMemester
The salmon returns to the area of its spawn
genitalfungus
I like how the censor tried to give the woman in the picture a sundress.
jenw
That's a solid 5/7 green text right there.
scumbagschwiftler
faaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyvvv oudda sheven
jenw
My brain read that in a Sean Connery voice.
GodEmperor0fMankind
Shewy92
My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice. It was beautiful.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
*genitals become engorged*
BananasWillRuleTheWorld
I understood that reference.
Shewy92
Gustave13
not continuing a pregnancy should be an option, because this cringe is so awkward even if it's not real
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Nope it's murder
plaguegremlin
Not until 26 weeks when the cortex develops which is the center of conscious thought. So before then it is just a bunch of cells
imanatheistdebateme
Of all the things that didn't happen, I like this one the most.
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
Porn has been around long enough for actresses to have teenage sons. The kid could have been conceived as late as 2002.
imanatheistdebateme
Maybe. I'm trying to recall when cream pie became in vogue. Certainly before 2002. Maybe it's possible.
AlkeneThiol
Internet* porn. Porn has been around since humans could draw
FirstYouPillageThenYouBurn
It's not that there's no way it could happen. The point of a green text is generally a fictional story told in a stilted first person voice
imanatheistdebateme
I know it's a meme that everything on 4chan is fictional. But as far as I know, green text is not supposed to be fictional .
FirstYouPillageThenYouBurn
I could have been misled. It could be occasionally fiction with a majority of exaggeration. I would highly doubt they are mostly truth.