ShpongleDMT
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My Wife's car has Apple Carplay which allows it to read text messages out loud from her phone, and also lets her reply by speaking. So I decided to have some fun while she was driving home. P.S. Yes I realize I should have used "you're"
dorkatron
Keep it spicy OP.
fudgepuppyorangecake
You're*
TuskenRaidURoRRuRRR
Love th3 username op!
tormundfuckinggiantsbane
+1 for the username. Hmu
HardOnStrokeFoundation
My, what a way with words you have OP
JJ2078
Your wife calls you dude?
SeaCaakes
KeitoNakajima
Dude.
red666111
.....no..... "your" is correct. "You're" is short for "you are"
MagnorCriol
Good show, sir. Good show.
xane
Send her the text wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
piscesdreamer
whenever my wife uses Google voice to search for something I quickly yell out the word "BUTTHOLES" so it does a Google search for buttholes
Skirious
Thanks for the reminder, dick.
homicidal85
No link to the video recording?
aduntoridas
What's a jungle love hole? I mean, what sets it apart from other love holes? How is it special and unique?
MistressLyda
Lack of shaving?
bomboy23
Friend of mine had his turned on while driving co-workers to lunch, so I sent him "afafaf afaf pee pee pooooooop wub wub widdly"
IstabbedJonSnow
My friend has the auto-text-read in his car as well. My favorite is "shit cock puss fuck AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Arconyte
"[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]" and lots of X's we're always good for locking up teamspeak or ventrilo back in the day.
Killer7481
RIGHT CURLY BRACKET LEFT CURLY BRACKET RIGHT CURLY BRACKET LEFT CURLY BRACKET swosh swosh swosh swosh
Shamalamadingdongtoyoutoo
Wubalubadubdub
MrAppendixX
There's a kitty in the tub
TCxStorm
Shoulda hit em with the rurururururu and @@@@@@@@@@
WhelkcumToMen
////////////////////\//////////\ Gotta throw some slashslashslashslash backslaaash in there
ShpongleDMT
I also sent her a bunch of emjois and it reads the name of the emoji. She got to listen to "Rolling on the floor laughing" about 10 times.
xenadukem
"Smiling pile of poop" is always a winner.
ShpongleDMT
I will try that tonight
DoomSkuller
So what you're saying is, your wife has hard throbbing man meat?
MosquitoLobido
BIackJesus
dixie18402
I too would like clarification on this, preferably in the form of hard photo evidence. Pun intended
theshrektacularshrek
thornus67
MobileShadow
Where do you find these?
cornbreesha
You dont want to see the original for that comic. Or maybe you do. Pervert.
Bigbrother44444
Years of "research"