Fort Asshole

May 20, 2020 2:45 PM

Philoxus

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That's some nice engineering

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried to do something similar and found the hard way my cat too beeg.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I keep hearing “Man on the Silver Mountain” playing in the background..

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Peace with dogfort was never an option.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Disneyland for cats

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Stage 3 of COVID-19 Quarantine Syndrome: Excessive Online Shopping

5 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Where is the little darling?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hairless cat, top right, poking their head out

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You forgot the Taunting Frenchman.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An asshole that you clearly adore.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you could remember when recycling day is, you wouldn't have so much "stuff".

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Dobby needs a sock.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

crunch crunch

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heaven, I'm in heaven and my heart beats so i can hardly speak . . .

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's all good till el gato takes a shit in the middle of it and you when yo disassemble them to clean it up

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least he's using it, rather than picking the only unused box.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I get the feeling most people haven't spotted the cat

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They'll need a red circle, lol!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awe, sphynx kitty!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's why the elephant. They look alike

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who need a kitchen

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: doesn’t have a cat.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the Collyer Brothers

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You gotta get yourself a girl mate

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m sorry but your authority is not recognized in FORT KICKASS

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not a fort. The an entire kingdom.

5 years ago | Likes 593 Dislikes 0

I did this too. Cat would just lie on top of it, not go in. Only to shit I found out later :/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also a fire hazard.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everything the light touches...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean why pay 100$ for a cat tree that is 1/10th thi size??

5 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 0

I think your fractions are upside down

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

And youre reusing stuff so...win.

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I got a really nice 4 level one with 2 houses and a scratching post for ~65

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet those card boxes came with toys the didn't give a f*** about

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They also serve a purpose. Though I will not argue that you can't make one yourself to fulfill that, too.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’ll bet the asshole is sitting in the one box you didn’t use to make this beauty

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I was looking at the table and floor, totally expecting the cat to be sprawled somewhere flat and boring, away from the fort lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good eye. Thank you.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The little naked guy is peeking his head out of the top right box.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

How do you know it was for that one? could be it's gf and it could be sprawled out on the receipt for all you know

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're right.... She could have been getting prepared for the french girls drawing sess. My bad.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah good eye...never excelled at where’s Waldo either as a child :P

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Professor jiggly is loose in the fort!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This reference makes me happy. That whole story is pretty wholesome.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Plot Twist, @op doesn't even have a cat.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's ok for baby too... Darwin fort

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its in the picture...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a naked mole rat. *sagenod*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at the top right

5 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kitty! :D

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

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Took me forever to spot, I was hunting for him

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I wonder if that's Craig!

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No castle is complete without a gargoyle

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Maybe fort ballsack is a better name for this cat

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

It was like where's Waldo

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You've been ordering a LOT online, lately?

5 years ago | Likes 307 Dislikes 0

Arent we all

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't we all?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Guy needs to order a new TV....That bad boys from 2009

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If this person is anything like my family growing up, that box has been hanging around for 10 years and would have hung for 10 more!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys have TVs?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You havent?

5 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Not really. We're not in lockdown. So my online ordering was normal. Last week I ordered a book via Amazon, that's it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope! Can't afford things, so why buy?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

There's these things called credit cards, it's free money.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, let's add more debt roll the debt

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0